I Have No Idea What I'm Doing!!

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Originally Posted by the_self_of_all_selves

There's a distinct lack of Africa in that report. 0/10 ancestry. Would not breed with. ;)

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I don't want African babies!! I already bred with a Dutchman. I just want African dick :D


New Snapchat lense from my fave creator

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Legendary Scotsman

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Originally Posted by The Scottish Pedro

Despite my Edinburgh heritage, I don't really like the Scottish slang.

Ken = know.
Noo = now.
Dinnae ken= do not know.
Waw= wall.
Baw = ball.
Wisnae = wasn't.

It grates on my nerves.

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yes it can sound awful but you really need to see it used in context to get the full nails-down-a-chalkboard effect (indulgent to cite myself, I know):

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Originally Posted by PeterAndersonIsARacist

A typical thesaunderschild video upload transcript goes something like this:

[ring ring]
"Police Scotland, Elaine speaking"
"oh hai it's uh peetur andersun heer and i stay at two dash six greendykes hoose which is foorteen greendykes rood edinburgh eee haich sixteeeen foor jai jai"
"Hi Peter, what's your number there?"
"I doon't ken mum. have ye nae got that caller eyedee or that"
"Is it oh seven seven four three seven seven five five nine one?"
"aye that soonds aboot reet"
"How can we help you today, Peter"
"i'd like you to send the pigs roond to arrest my lawyer for stealing my edivence..." [or some equally batshit mental stupid thing]
"You what?"
[continues for another 15 excruciating minutes]

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Originally Posted by The Scottish Pedro

Games are like movies now.

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They are. I bought a Nintendo Switch then sold it on Gumtree cos it was all too complicated. This new fangled technology. I remember when colour TV came out.. Then VHS!!

But obviously James “I’m Not” Berich craves the good old days because this crappy forum is more exciting than Xbox. Human interaction is still a bit overwhelming though, so he likes the fact there’s only three other people active.

@the_self_of_all_selves You should totally come to BL. It's rockin compared to this.

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Originally Posted by The Scottish Pedro

I found out the Nintendo Switch has a secret web browser.

There are videos on YouTube showing how you get it by going into the settings.

Pretty cool.

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I had nfi what I was doing. Sold it for $200.

Who wants to see how good I am at Scrabble? Noone? I don't care. At least I only post shit noone cares about in one thread.

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Remember when we did this, Self?

https://youtu.be/n2CFhMr-0C8

I just posted this song on BL. The lyrics remind me of a certain person (or people) around here lately :D

https://youtu.be/Hd565kwVpyc


I'm quite the sped, I never shred
Not cool
(Not cool)
But my bros all call me Itch
(With the silent B)
But that spells Bitch
(Fits you perfectly)

Chaz Bono dickbag, word fuck tick, not cool
(Not cool)
And I smell like regret and tequila
(What's that even mean?)
I have no idea
(You're livin' the dream)


Hey you, you dance like those assholes I see in old Molly Ringwald movies
I think you're as uncool as me
Hey you, you dance like those assholes I see in old Molly Ringwald movies
I think you're as uncool as me. And I dance!

They don't think you're all that cool, they like you for your step-dad's pool
They don't think you're all that cool, but your vampire fiction rules



I'm such a tit, I say dumb shit
Not cool (Not cool)
And my friends think that I like men
(That's because you do)
Don't even listen to them
(No one's judging you)

John Goodman gut, slow kid haircut
Not cool (Not cool)
Do you like Renaissance fairs?
(Where'd you get that scarf?)
‘Tis what thy lord doth wear
(I'll be in the car)




Hey you, you dance like those assholes I see in old Molly Ringwald movies
I think you're as uncool as me
Hey you, you dance like those assholes I see in old Molly Ringwald movies
I think you're as uncool as me. And I dance!

They don't think you're all that cool, they like you for your step-dad's pool
They don't think you're all that cool, but your vampire fiction rules

Dancin' with myself, in the dark, on the ceiling
Dancin' with myself, in the dark, on the ceiling
And I dance!

They don't think you're all that cool, they like you for your step-dad's pool.
They don't think you're all that cool, but your vampire fiction rules


Let's go to Civil War reenactments
Throw some back and yell "too soon!" at them
Let's go to Civil War reenactments
Warning, spoiler alert!

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Originally Posted by The Scottish Pedro

I saw something on eBay that looks like a discounted version of a Steam Deck, with Linux included. Says it is available from only £16. Went to pay up, and then it says it is £220 for some reason.

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Dude got that thing (barely touched) plus a game I paid $80 for from USA for $210 (cash). Took about 3 days from posting the ad.

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Originally Posted by The Scottish Pedro

I hardly ever play games now. Gaming has been in a slump for several years.

I have yet to get a PS5. But these last few years, have been quite depressing and trying. Plus, a lot of forums online are dead, or full of shills. Half the time, YouTube is the same.

GameFAQs is trash, though, but that's where the activity is.

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https://youtu.be/bjoTAWCIzoQ

https://youtu.be/dUbtKfqR2HM

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Remember when we were hanging out that day, Self?

https://youtu.be/5V_NW0UH9EQ

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Originally Posted by the_self_of_all_selves

No. If I wanted to see villagers get killed, I'd look out the window and watch Kwame lob goats at people's heads.

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I still don't know about Kwame.

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Originally Posted by The Scottish Pedro

Anybody play Resident Evil?

They ruined that series after RE4.

RE4 gets a lot of praise, but it's not scary. All you do is kill villagers.

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My brother got so scared playing that he switched it off lol.. Some monster hanging from the ceiling in this tunnel. He was an adult at the time.

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Originally Posted by the_self_of_all_selves

He's a crazy guy from the next village over. Sometimes he's cool. Other times he randomly tries to circumcise people or throws goats at them.

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Hmm.. Thinks he's really cool eh? Yeah I'll knock his fucken block off.

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Originally Posted by the_self_of_all_selves

Thanks. I'm glad I have a rough, ex-lorry-driving Aussie to look out for me. :o

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It's a "truck" ya fucken black cunt.

Remember this trip, Self?

https://youtu.be/gmRNt9OnS_A

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Originally Posted by the_self_of_all_selves

https://c.tenor.com/MAf3ds8l3bgAAAAM/gym-accident.gif

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https://youtu.be/usZ7OET5KMk

Ok just for serious for a minute -- our Prime Minister has finally called the federal election. May 21st Australia goes to the polls.

Let's have a look at our awesome PM, Scott "Scomo" Morrison. A member of the Pentecostal Hillsong (Mega) Church. Here is Scotty praying for Australian farmers in the drought:

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Hillsong has just been involved in a scandal involving (surprise surprise) sexual harassment of women.


"The founder of Hillsong, Brian Houston, has accused the megachurch of “losing its soul” and says his wife has been made redundant by the church’s board “through no choice of her own”.

Houston resigned last month from the megachurch he founded in Sydney two decades ago after internal investigations found he had engaged in inappropriate conduct of “serious concern” with two women."

https://amp.theguardian.com/world/20...wife-redundant



Now, some memorable moments from Scott's time as leader of Australia:


Memes after Scotty took a trip to Hawaii while half the country burned.

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Scotty, Murdoch (NewsCorpse) and Zuckerberg in kahoots over one of his party's endless scandals.

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Scotty fondling some coal, fantasising about his next mining operation (after being told by scientists and David Attenborough himself to stop wrecking the environment).

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Scotty visiting the floods. Thinking about coal again.

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Scotty (the bogan) at the footy while Melbourne heading for "Most Locked-Down City in the World" title.

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Well that was fun composing that on an iPhone. Time for me to do a Scomo!!



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Originally Posted by the_self_of_all_selves

You're like the Yanks. Your leaders love getting involved with dodgy churches and banging on about how religious they are.

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But we didn't used to be and that was our saving grace! I still cannot believe an Evangelical Christian has been our PM for 3 years. Tony Abbott is a Catholic, but at least that's sort of normal. Scomo prayed for farmers at this thing :(:(

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Originally Posted by the_self_of_all_selves

Old big ears kept going on about how much he loved prayer breakfasts. Thankfully you got rid of him. Now he can spend every morning at a prayer breakfast and the rest of the day sucking off Noddy.

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Yes, Tony has gone back to the Mother Country, bless him.

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Originally Posted by the_self_of_all_selves

Who's gonna win your election? If Scott wins again, you're welcome to emigrate to Ghana. Tbh, it would have nice to have someone watching my back. I'm sick of Kwame coming up behind me and trying to circumcise me.

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Albo is ahead in the polls but I don't trust these voting idiots at all. At least if he gets back in I'll be able to say "don't look at me".

I don't actually know where Ghana is but ok. Does Kwame circumcise regardless of sex though??

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Originally Posted by the_self_of_all_selves

Kwame's circumcision obsession was fine when he was doing it to goats. Our village won the award for most circumcised goats in Ghana three years in a row. We were all very proud. But now there are no more goats left to circumcise, he's trying to do it to people.

One old guy fell asleep on the grass. By the time he woke up, Kwame had circumcised him three times.

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Yes that's all very well, but does he do it to WOMEN? He might start once he's finished with men! A bit like graduating from goats to men..

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Originally Posted by the_self_of_all_selves

Stop spamming your bad political takes, Bush. Australia should become a Ghanaian colony.

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Is that so?

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Originally Posted by the_self_of_all_selves

Hello Kwambe (with a notable addition of a b in your name). What are you doing here, you beautiful Ghanaian bastard?

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I am excellent, young Self. The "B" I earned in a ritual several nights ago.

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Originally Posted by the_self_of_all_selves

Behave yourself and you might even earn the D later. ;)

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Crikey.. Err I mean, wonderful. Tell me, have you seen any goats around lately?

*stares blankly looking for goats*

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Originally Posted by the_self_of_all_selves

Only the one you just lobbed at my head.

Are you still wearing that necklace of circumcisions that you proudly showed off around our village?

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Sorry about that..

Well you see, in my original tribe in South Africa we use those necklaces for strength. So I chew on it when I'm needing energy. It is almost gone.

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Originally Posted by the_self_of_all_selves

I see. And how is your father, Kwambe Ogbonatutufufu snr.?

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That freak threw a goat at me! I don't know about the company you've been keeping lately, Self.