I Have No Idea What I'm Doing!!

[gypsylee]

Who's gonna win your election? If Scott wins again, you're welcome to emigrate to Ghana. Tbh, it would have nice to have someone watching my back. I'm sick of Kwame coming up behind me and trying to circumcise me.

Albo is ahead in the polls but I don't trust these voting idiots at all. At least if he gets back in I'll be able to say "don't look at me".

I don't actually know where Ghana is but ok. Does Kwame circumcise regardless of sex though??

[gypsylee]

Kwame's circumcision obsession was fine when he was doing it to goats. Our village won the award for most circumcised goats in Ghana three years in a row. We were all very proud. But now there are no more goats left to circumcise, he's trying to do it to people.

One old guy fell asleep on the grass. By the time he woke up, Kwame had circumcised him three times.

Yes that's all very well, but does he do it to WOMEN? He might start once he's finished with men! A bit like graduating from goats to men..

[gypsylee]

https://youtu.be/iCRDseUEEsg

[gypsylee]

https://youtu.be/UjPpAjQzWsM

[Kwambe]

Stop spamming your bad political takes, Bush. Australia should become a Ghanaian colony.

Is that so?

[Kwambe]

Hello Kwambe (with a notable addition of a b in your name). What are you doing here, you beautiful Ghanaian bastard?

I am excellent, young Self. The "B" I earned in a ritual several nights ago.

[Kwambe]

Behave yourself and you might even earn the D later.

Crikey.. Err I mean, wonderful. Tell me, have you seen any goats around lately?

[Kwambe]

*stares blankly looking for goats*

[Kwambe]

Only the one you just lobbed at my head.

Are you still wearing that necklace of circumcisions that you proudly showed off around our village?

Sorry about that..

Well you see, in my original tribe in South Africa we use those necklaces for strength. So I chew on it when I'm needing energy. It is almost gone.

[gypsylee]

I see. And how is your father, Kwambe Ogbonatutufufu snr.?

That freak threw a goat at me! I don't know about the company you've been keeping lately, Self.