I Have No Idea What I'm Doing!!

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There's a distinct lack of Africa in that report. 0/10 ancestry. Would not breed with.

I don't want African babies!! I already bred with a Dutchman. I just want African dick


New Snapchat lense from my fave creator

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Legendary Scotsman

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Despite my Edinburgh heritage, I don't really like the Scottish slang.

Ken = know.
Noo = now.
Dinnae ken= do not know.
Waw= wall.
Baw = ball.
Wisnae = wasn't.

It grates on my nerves.

yes it can sound awful but you really need to see it used in context to get the full nails-down-a-chalkboard effect (indulgent to cite myself, I know):

A typical thesaunderschild video upload transcript goes something like this:

[ring ring]
"Police Scotland, Elaine speaking"
"oh hai it's uh peetur andersun heer and i stay at two dash six greendykes hoose which is foorteen greendykes rood edinburgh eee haich sixteeeen foor jai jai"
"Hi Peter, what's your number there?"
"I doon't ken mum. have ye nae got that caller eyedee or that"
"Is it oh seven seven four three seven seven five five nine one?"
"aye that soonds aboot reet"
"How can we help you today, Peter"
"i'd like you to send the pigs roond to arrest my lawyer for stealing my edivence..." [or some equally batshit mental stupid thing]
"You what?"
[continues for another 15 excruciating minutes]

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Games are like movies now.

They are. I bought a Nintendo Switch then sold it on Gumtree cos it was all too complicated. This new fangled technology. I remember when colour TV came out.. Then VHS!!

But obviously James “I’m Not” Berich craves the good old days because this crappy forum is more exciting than Xbox. Human interaction is still a bit overwhelming though, so he likes the fact there’s only three other people active.