Peter Ross Anderson is a misogynist racist psychopathic cunt.

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

As nobody had yet just told the fucker to shut the fuck up, it decided to keep going...

Yesterday at 6:14 PM

Besides women being tarty, I will never understand why people get obsessed with celebrities either. Singers. Musicians. Actors. Chavs on reality TV.

It's just pointless. But I guess the media is loving every second of it.

Yeah, suppose someone is super talented. Cool. And? What else? A lot of these people are just 'yes, men' (and women), only with way more money than us. They take a lot of crap and feel bad about themselves quite often as well.

But unless you've met these famous personalities, why simp for them? They don't know you. So people having slagging matches over them is sad.

It's like football. People try to murder fans of other teams because their team lost a match, or whatever. And to me, that's just lame. It's not in good taste at all, and just verifies what I've been saying about our modern society all along.

The police aren't angels either. I call them Wayne Couzens, or the pigs. My mate refers to them as the Wankers Association.

Yes, people are weird aren't they, obsessing about other people. It's not like Spudanus has a (criminal) history of obsessive behaviour towards other people and fictional fucking characters.
Jesus fucking christ, the lack of self awareness the queefmouth displays is fucking epic in its scope.

And finally, spudanus climaxes...

Yesterday at 11:41 PM

The only dommes I get respect from are Goth Delilah, Lottie LaLay, Erika Rayne, and Goddess Ana. A few others like Laura Ropes are fine. But the local ones I know are all tossers. That makes pretty much nearly everybody in my country, to be honest. And the escorts in Scotland are just as awful.

So, basically, the ones at a safe distance that don't have to worry about Spudanus actually showing up....

You need only check out UKPunting to see why it's a chore trying to obtain a booking that you can enjoy.

And can we just take a moment to appreciate just how fucked up UK Punting is, both in concept and execution.

You cannot message them about bugger all, as they just get instantly angry or puzzled. I understand it isn't really about sparking up any chit-chat, but they just seem to be immediately outlandish and disinterested. They even perceive counter sarcasm to their abuse as being harassment in of itself. What the hell?

And they can sometimes do what's called 'bait and switch'. This is a lucrative practice where they upload outdated or completely fake pictures on their profiles. Once you arrive at the flat or house they request you to visit, you may notice it isn't the woman advertised. Men are encouraged to walk before handing over any money if this scam occurs, but perhaps they stupidly choose to stay because they don't want to be rude.

The only downside is that the best ones are working in England and Spain, and whatnot. They seldomly tour in Scotland. If they do, they're inclined to visit Glasgow rather than come to Edinburgh. My city just seems to get brushed off, for some reason.

It's weird isn't it. Spudanus emails them demented weird bullshit and they get annoyed.
So unreasonable.
Perhaps they've blacklisted the entire city of Edinburgh, just to avoid the risk of running into Spudanus. It would be reasonable, I feel.

There's a Swedish one who calls herself Nausi Love. Claims to be the tallest sex worker in the world. Seriously. She is huge. Even won the World Sex Competition, representing Sweden. But my God. Does she have an ego now? Just look up her X posts.

She was okay a year ago when I cheered her up and she said I was her best fan. Then I asked her for a meet. Just got nothing but lip in an email. But this is the pattern. They start off quite nice to people. Then they switch things up once they 'evolve' (more like downgrading into an asshole).

Spudanus is completely unable to detect sarcasm, isn't it?

I actually recommended she tour, as this would be more ideal. She said, "I doubt you could afford me, even if I toured". After I emailed her back to say this is not exactly true, in a firm but non-confrontational way, she said, "I am glad you can see me after all" in reply. But I couldn't tell if she was confused by my response or just trying to be smart. Either way, my new aim is to disown any piss takers. Including those who were previously decent. I'll be less likely to forget an insult directed at me or if I got blocked.

Oh great, Spudanus is resolved to be even more hysterically and obsessively petty. No more nice potato!

Their 'FMTY' bookings may be less rushed and it gives you more time to get to know them, sure. But just consider the mighty cost to set all this up, and some ladies only want a 4 or 5 star accommodation on top of everything else they charge. This is why I prefer asking to see them if they happen to be on tour. Or if they are already in the UK, to be more precise.

Usually though, dommes focus on promoting kinky content online and providing the occasional real time sessions, normally discretely. Not so much for sexual favours. If they do offer both, this will probably be made clear on their wall.

But sadly, they're only that nice to begin with, basically until they move up the ranks. As they grow in popularity and earnings, they can become a bit twisted and start to fizzle out of their sweet look, which means they change their appearance, hang in with the rough sort, then get potentially corrupted. And this means they start to take less crap from people. Being able to pick and choose like a scene in a Saw movie, where most potential clients are shunned. So to speak.

So, when they can afford to be choosy, they don't choose a repulsive homunculus like Spudanus.
Weird, huh?
What's all that about?

I really don't care about dodgy dating sites, such as Plentyoffish. There's too many idiots who are insincere and enjoy mucking you about. And Gumtree doesn't even have a dating section nowadays. But Craigslist and Flirtbox and all that are just crap as well, with silly, gimmicky features, and hidden fees.

Wait. There's still dating on Gumtree?
Oooh. Kinky

OK. Call me an incel.

You are an incel.

Say this is "too long, did not read", or whatever. But at least I'm honest and saying it like it needs to be said.

No.
It really didn't.
You hush now.

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

Yes, it is getting older at any rate.
It seems it has almost outlived its idol; Eddie Guerrero died aged 38.
Surely that can't be right?

If only Spudanus could go somewhere with no women and no internet, a digital detox retreat, then maybe it would make the shitbag happy.
If only such a magical paradise existed...

Fingers crossed, eh Peter?

Accused details	Location	Date	Court reference no.	PF reference no.	Court room	Hearing time
Peter ROSS ANDERSON	Livingston Sheriff Court	Wednesday 16 October 2024	SCS/2023-066642	LI22000179	Court 4	10:00

Tsk! Another remake.

[The Scottish Pedro]

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[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

Ding ding!
All aboard!

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

It's been an eventful week for the recidivist turd-gargler.
Unfortunately for Spudanus, as fewer forums tolerate its peculiar strain of self-pitying hatred, it is gradually running out of internet.

Having somehow malingered its way out of a court appearance, or at least deferred it for a few weeks, it had to release the built up tension somewhere and so it has decided to dump its load on the Blu-ray.com forums. It has been posting there for a long time, but mostly failing to get engagement with the locals about horror films and video games.

The rather unimaginatively thread is titled Anybody seen escorts or other kinds of sex workers?, so you know it's going to be a bumpy ride.
It's a huge wall of text, and most of it is pretty much copy pasted from previous bile it has spouted, so to precis:

• Sex workers don't love Spudanus;
• Forum users don't love Spudanus;
• Michael doesn't love Spudanus;
• Social services don't love Spudanus;
• Support workers don't love Spudanus;
• Autism Initiatives didn't love Spudanus;
• Patrick didn't love Spudanus;
• Murray didn't love Spudanus;
• Marie is still unhinged (pot calling the kettle, there);
• Ghosts don't love Spudanus;
• Spudanus is still sore about that fucking iPod Laura broke;
• Everyone is James, and James doesn't love Spudanus;
• The police don't love Spudanus;
• Despite spending all its time and money chasing them, the cockwomble clearly just can't wrap its tiny potato based brain around the concept of a domme!

Boo-fucking-hoo: poor poopy little potato!

Still, on the upside, maybe things will go well in November and the scrotewart will get the joys of a festive break in Saughton in December.

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

Spudanus likes shit music, so here's some shit music for it....

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

'Tis that time of year...

Remember, remember, the Fifth of November,
Death threats, harassment and stalking.
I see there's no justice.
If a potato that does this.
Is ever allowed to go walking!

Don't miss the bus, eh Peter?

Accused details	Location	Date	Court reference no.	PF reference no.	Court room	Hearing time
Peter ROSS ANDERSON	Livingston Sheriff Court	Tuesday 05 November 2024	SCS/2023-066642	LI22000179	Court 1	10:00

Will there be fireworks?

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

There were fireworks.

Despite of the court allowing the fuck-knuckle to reschedule, the shitbag still failed to attend on November 5th; A decision that hopefully will have consequences.
I'm not sure if Spudanus still being on the loose played into the eruption of local riots, but clearly that gave the police more pressing things to do for the time being than harvesting potatoes, so the shitstain is still free.

Meanwhile it's business as usual in Spudville, though its habitat continues to shrink.
(Silent Hill Community has been lost to the fog, Umbrella Online isn't, and Anxiety Community Forum seems to be having an existential crisis)
It continued to whine about dommes and its own impotence (in all senses of the word) in its highly entertaining thread on blu-ray.com, to the increasing chagrin of the locals.
As it wasn't getting the sympathetic responses it wanted, it seems to have decided to have another stab at engaging with the autistic community. This is always a bit of a gamble for Potatoface because for obvious reasons it can't fall back on the bullshit kneejerk autism victimhood defence.

Initially an attempt to learn how it might malinger its way out of appearing in court, this thread soon degenerated into the ususal shitshow complete with its own little demotivational poster.





It's quite rambling, but it's always fun to watch the smegnugget rapidly lose the audience.

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

Scotty still fails to understand how burner phones work. Very mysterious machines.

The moron understands so very little. I think it just hears terms like 'burner' and repeats it in vaguely the same context as it heard it originally, without even attempting to understand. Like a parrot, if a parrot was stupider and more psychotic.

[The Scottish Pedro]

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