Searching for anything good...(sigh)

[Enduronman]

Since it's the weekend,..I am now Bernie, from Weekend at Bernies! LMAO!...

Hopefulllllllyyy everyone has a great weekend..

Bernie.

[needtogetwell]

Since it's the weekend,..I am now Bernie, from Weekend at Bernies! LMAO!... Hopefulllllllyyy everyone has a great weekend.. Bernie.

You too Bernie!!!! Thank goodness it's Friday!

[Enduronman]

I just wish I could find some energy somewhere!!!...grrrrr...

[needtogetwell]

I just wish I could find some energy somewhere!!!...grrrrr...

Any chance you can tap into your pups energy??? Oh no maybe not a good idea....you might start chewing stuff and piling it up beside your computer....a good meal and a good sleep that's my prescription!

[Enduronman]

If anyone has something good about their day to throw in here, please do so!!
My day isn't "bad" just trying to find something good in it..
As you know, I have a lil puppy..a 9 week old, 20 friggin pound, french mastiff....
He hates it when anyone wants to talk to me whether a friend, a family member, or even if this damn phone rings he will wake up and be right here barking at me!!!
He then wants to be held on my chest and shoulder, like he's a friggin baby human!!....
Then he won't stop licking my neck and ear and if you're laughing, then that's a good thing but I had noooo idea it was going to be like this...
He also like to hide my shoes, just one of them so I can't leave!!!
He does like to ride in the car though, but he wants to sit on my friggin lap and stare out the window...I am not going to allow that nor the hold me crap for long..
He's going to be a 160+ pound dog!!! That's all slobbery and shit too!!!!.....(sigh)..grr
Ok, something good...I have coffee!! and I am not in much pain either so I think I will take this terd for a walk...it IS sunny and supposed to be 60 deg tomorrow too...

Hope that youre all having a great day friends, members, lurkers, trolls, and sock puppets alike!!!!

Mr. Enduronman....

[Dahila]

Training, and training,....for barking,,hm I had compulsive barker for over 12 years, lab 110 pounds. get the empty spray bottle put some water in it, every time puppy barks (except for alarming you when someone at the door) spray his head
then go do you thing , say nothing just let him connect the dots; barking-spraying the head, they hate it. Later on you just make the gesture like spraying and he will shot up)) easy
I baked 3 loafs of sourdough bread, and two of white artisan bread are in the oven, that's a good thing,


DO YOU LIKE MY avatar Eman?

[Enduronman]

For that advice, and thank you for putting something good in here too..
I LOVE your new avatar!!!!! LMAO!!!...
I can't stop laughing at it!!!!
It's hard to take your posts seriously now too!!!!
No wonder Frankie said my avatar was a distraction because its a dead dude so it looks like I'm not enthused!!!!

Have a good day dear!!

Enduronman...

[needtogetwell]

Training, and training,....for barking,,hm I had compulsive barker for over 12 years, lab 110 pounds. get the empty spray bottle put some water in it, every time puppy barks (except for alarming you when someone at the door) spray his head then go do you thing , say nothing just let him connect the dots; barking-spraying the head, they hate it. Later on you just make the gesture like spraying and he will shot up)) easy I baked 3 loafs of sourdough bread, and two of white artisan bread are in the oven, that's a good thing, DO YOU LIKE MY avatar Eman?

Thanks for the puppy training tip! Going to use it!

[Dahila]

needtogetwell anytime, I was training the dogs for years, even retraining them. Tough job the last one, but very satisfying for a dog lover. 30 years of breeding (even in Canada) and showing and judging dogs gave me a lot of tricks and tips. My biggest passion are canine
Eman if you have problem with the doggie I will come and steal it) Love that kind of dogs

When he starts jumping on people I have an easy trick too

[Dahila]

Zola is a Jack Russel terrier and it takes like 6 years to teach them not to bite ))
With eman pup is different story they are not easily excited like Zola) They are calm dogs and they do not attack without the reason. Eman do not see it like that because pup is a pup
Needs time to develop. Duro is like 2 years old child, interested in everything...

I was breeding german boxers and they are not barkers, but when I got my lab, she was driving me crazy......nothing worked when she heard that I am peeling an egg. I always gave my dog one egg a day She was barking like insane dog......no spray helped with the egg