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Peter Ross Anderson - Can't keep it up
Quote:
Originally Posted by
The Scottish Pedro
Not available
Allrighty then.
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Peter Ross Anderson - 404 potato not found
Quote:
Originally Posted by
The Scottish Pedro
Bogan.
Look me up on YouTube later on.
https://i.ibb.co/Y73LVn5/thescottishpedro.jpg
Not sure what was expected to see there.
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Peter Ross Anderson - non entity
Quote:
Originally Posted by
PeterAndersonIsARacist
I'm messing with you - you meant this...
https://i.ibb.co/cDw2j2S/peterrossanderson.jpg
Nope. Still nothing...
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Peter Ross Anderson - non sequitur
Quote:
Originally Posted by
The Scottish Pedro
The search feature on here isn't that great, so I cannot get to the precise post where you said the comment, and I only seen a printable copy. But a name change with a different year at the tail-end of it hasn't got anything to do with you. So I don't get why you brought that up, James.
What the actual fuck are you rabbiting on about now?
What the fuck has that got to do with anything?
You actually took the time to log in and type that drivel?
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Peter Ross Anderson - Glass houses and racism
I see Spudanus has managed to combine its regular brand of racism with crushing irony in a desperate attempt to ingratiate itself with the denizens of DD:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cider
Tuesday at 7:00 PM
Why do you never see Mexicans in Star Trek?
They don't work in the future, either. :joyful:
A bit fucking rich for a twatmaggot that has done nothing but parasitise the rest of society for its entire fucking miserable existence, is it not?
Meanwhile it seems some website has the cockjuggler vexed...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemon Zing
Yesterday at 4:02 PM
There's this forum to do with anxiety support, but some troll has been spamming on it for years with multiple accounts. The owner hasn't signed in for years, so I have no idea why this stupid forum even still exists. He seems to update the domain every year, and doesn't even use the forum any longer, having last logged in like a decade ago. Just has a bunch of links to things you can buy regarding mental health stuff. However, this idiot has left it choc-a-bloc with abuse.
To find the hosting service of a site, you go on who.is, but a lot of website owners these days like to use this "Cloudflare" to disguise this information. It's basically some service that acts like a reverse proxy. So upon emailing the personnel at Cloudflare, they're supposed to email you back, letting you know who the real host is. So they did that, but after I contacted a company named GTT to report this menace who has been harassing me online, they asked for some IP address, which I assume is so that they can look into the matter. The awkward part is, if you write to Cloudflare, they ignore all your emails, which means that unless they give out this info, you're not going to know the IP they're referring to.
When you fill in a report form like they request you to do at times, they're meant to forward that across to the host. But they generally only reply to these DMCA related complaints, and never just general abuse reports.
I get the impression Cloudflare knows they're notorious for people having to send them complaints and similar questions about hosting providers, so they just don't bother genuinely assisting anyone with their enquiry.
Awww... Poor potato.
Also, amusingly, later in the same thread:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemon Zing
Today at 3:22 AM
Yeah. That's ED. They had a Swedish URL at one point to avoid DMCA takedown requests.
Sad people, indeed
I'd never really made the connection before: All those years of trouble with ED, with Spudanus failing to take it down, and now, all these years later the cockwomble struggles with ED, failing to get it up.
What is that?
Some sort of ironic acronym based karma?
Whatever it is, it's fucking glorious.
Meanwhile if you want a giggle...
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Peter Ross Anderson - Once more into the breach (of terms of release)
Double bubble
| Accused details |
Location |
Date |
Court reference no. |
PF reference no. |
Court room |
Hearing time |
| Peter ROSS ANDERSON |
Livingston Sheriff Court |
Friday 29 November 2024 |
SCS/2023-066642 |
LI22000179 |
Court 4 |
10:00 |
| Peter ROSS ANDERSON |
Livingston Sheriff Court |
Friday 29 November 2024 |
SCS/2024-102766 |
LI22000179 |
Court 4 |
10:00 |
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Peter Ross Anderson - Potato's gonna potate.
New year, same story.
I hope Spudanus gets some sort of frequent customer loyalty bonus.
| Accused details |
Location |
Date |
Court reference no. |
PF reference no. |
Court room |
Hearing time |
| Peter ROSS ANDERSON |
Livingston Sheriff Court |
Thursday 30 January 2025 |
SCS/2023-066642 |
LI22000179 |
Court 3 |
10:00 |
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Peter Ross Anderson - missin' like a drunk man pissin'
Less than a week later and Spudanus has another date:
| Accused details |
Location |
Date |
Court reference no. |
PF reference no. |
Court room |
Hearing time |
| Peter ROSS ANDERSON |
Livingston Sheriff Court |
Tuesday 04 February 2025 |
SCS/2023-066642 |
LI22000179 |
Court 4 |
10:00 |
The fucknugget certainly gets more dates this way than on PlentyOfFish.
I'm just going to take a wild guess that the cumstain ghosted the sheriff again and failed to attend....
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Peter Ross Anderson - (Still) Not Going Out
So it seems that the cumspiggot's latest non-compliance with court orders has been met merely with a four month curfew order.
Even assuming that the jizz-juggler intends to comply with the court this time (which it almost certainly will not), how exactly will this impinge upon its day-to-day activities?
In what way can that be considered any form of effective punishment?
The incel shut-in can't even be arsed with going to the local shops regularly now that it has discovered Snappy Shopper, and the weather in Edinburgh is not exactly enticing at this time of year.
Still, I suppose it means the local working girls get some respite from the putrid prowler and can breathe a bit easier, for a short while at least.
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Peter Ross Anderson - Persistent contempt of court
Quote:
Originally Posted by
takealookpedro
We shall be watching for how Scotty deals with this curfew.
The Court instructing Spudanus to not do something seems to be the surest way of enticing the contrary psychopath to do that very thing.
This will probably be the incentive it needed to get finally some exercise outdoors.
It is still going to be spending Valentine's day doing Netflix and chill with the mice and the carpet beetles and a box of Kleenex though.
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Peter Ross Anderson - So many socks, so few braincells
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Peter A/Kakapo/The Scottish Pedro
Using different names to reply to your own uninteresting drivel is pointless, James Berich.
Sorry, no James' here....
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Peter Ross Anderson - The only good potato is a baked potato
Quote:
Originally Posted by
takealookpedro
Very interesting how after all these years Scotty still thinks everyone is this Australian James.
Yes, much like the outflow from a sewage pipe, the excrement-mouthed cuntwart is offensively consistent.
Also, despite effectively getting off extremely lightly (more to do with the overcrowding in Scottish prisons than any skill from the lawyer, I suspect), the dickcheese is still moaning about it:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cooper
Today at 9:49 AM
This week, I learned that the only good lawyer is a dead lawyer. LOL. ;)
I got sentenced in court to 135 days of cozy home curfew for saying to somebody (in 2021, no less), "Just admit it. You never cared about me". Wasn't even a hearing that took place in my local court either. I had to go to Livingston in West Lothian.
Not sure obliquely suggesting a death-threat towards your own lawyer is a winning strategy, but then Spudanus has never been the brightest potato in the sack, even when it is the only potato in the sack.
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Peter Ross Anderson - We need a new word for how dumb it is.
Quote:
Originally Posted by
takealookpedro
The older Scotty gets the deeper they go into recidivism toward chronic criminal behaviour leading to numerous arrests and re-imprisonment. We will sit back and watch the train wreck develop.
The scrotum-faced turdgargler isn't capable of change or growth because it is incapable of thought. Pretty much all of its behaviours at this point are just conditioned responses. I'm honestly amazed it manages to feed itself at all - presumably it just shoves random objects into random orifices until it hits that vital food-mouth combo.
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Peter Ross Anderson - A chip off the old blocklist
Quote:
Originally Posted by
The Scottish Pedro
Not available
Well. thanks for that valuable insight, Spudanus.
Your input is as welcome as ever.
Suffering from some sort of post trauma, perhaps?
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Peter Ross Anderson - Flaccid and hostile
Clearly disheartened by the lack of engagement from the incel gamers and online aspies, and presumably having failed to strike up any sort of conversation with the mice it shares its lair with, Spudanus has decided to give the junkies another bash.
After some chit chat about vomit porn and some wank about its ever-nonfunctional pizzle, it's straight in there with a wall-of-text greatest hits remix:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kaori
These women are taken the piss. Right?
Yesterday at 8:01 PM
First of all, I just want to say that, I have ASD, which makes me socially awkward. I have not really had a relationship, apart from one slag I met in 2005, who took advantage of me.
I have social anxiety, agoraphobia type issues, average looks, and you know. I think I would be the last guy you'd want to date. Basically, I'm on the spectrum. Never go to anything social. The most I do is play pool with a sibling.
"Average looks"?
Overselling things a bit there, don't you think Spudanus?
Average for a medieval plague pit maybe, but don't kid yourself that you are anything other than repulsive.
On the money though with the last person anyone would want to go on a date with observation.
Let's face it, even when offered a significant financial incentive most sane adults would rather gouge their own eyes out with a rusty spoon.
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Anyway, I often go online to look for escorts. I was also kind of interested in trying kink as well, as I find it gets me a buzz. You know. But I swear, messaging escorts, pornographic actresses, dommes or that on AdultWork.com and whatnot, is a waste of time. OnlyFans is crap too and a waste of money, because I think they get a bot to reply to you. Then they incessantly spam your inbox to ask you to pay to unlock videos, or they forward you links to other users, which suggests they aren't even genuinely responding. Sorry, but if I pay £10 to follow a woman, I want said woman to correspond with this person they clearly view as a twat.
Now this could, admittedly, be down to me being rude from time to time.
A bit rude?
Ya think?
More like an obvious creepy nutjob, but carry on...
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Like if you send pervy messages off the bat or ramble on about random stuff, they may think you're more crackers than Jacob's. I still think it's down to them being self-focused and insolent to a very big degree, though. But I will get on to it.
The irony of Spudanus accusing anyone else of being self-obsessed is just glorious, isn't it?
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So basically, I think it comes down to enticing men through sugar-coating practices. Like if you look at their profiles, they know guys love all the juicy, sexy details and photos of their flesh. Right? Because if you contact them, they don't seem to care to acknowledge what you're talking about, which suggests they made it all up as carrot dangling. Some of their prices I think are ridiculous as well. Some fetch up to £400 per hour, and lots of charges for their listed extras aren't even included in the rate. So you could end paying up to £800. A huge gamble on someone you don't know.
The only carrot dangling here is the cumgargler's own limp crotch-nubbin.
I think the issue that the disheveled dickweed is encountering here is that you don't reach that level of the profession without being able to screen out the worst of the predatory scumbags and creeps.
Honestly, £800 is fair recompense to even have to listen to the mingemaggot's whiney nasal droning.
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There's a woman who claims to be the tallest sex worker in Sweden. She really is huge. I saw photos of her standing next to other women, and you would need a ladder. And since she occasionally tours in England, I suggested she visit Edinburgh, in Scotland. But she emailed me in a cranky way, demanding 3000 euros. This is why I suggested if she was in London, for example, we could like, come to a compromise. And I wasn't trying to dictate anything to her. It was just something I made an enquiry about, because she seems to visit a lot of other cities in Britain. And I could sense she was being sarcastic.
It's just incomprehensible that Nausi wouldn't be tempted to travel hundreds of miles just for the thrill of Potatoface's scintillating company, isn't it?
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But if you look at their X posts, it just feels like most of them are very pompous and living rent free in La La Land with how they express their business. It seems like they exist in a vacuum.
What does that even mean?
Are we sure Spudanus has English as a first language?
That reads like some AI regurgitated nonsense.
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They talk about themselves way too much. Posts about food, holidays, how much they earned through overnight sessions with high class gents, what they did with their other SW mates, and so on - all the while berating men, who they must reflect upon as being beneath them. Then they expect these so-called "simps" to reimburse them on these cash apps, or buy them things on Amazon, or Throne. They used to use sites like Wishtender too, but that site ended its services.
Peter still not understanding findom, while apparently still obsessed with findom...
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If they don't take a shine to me either, they block me without hesitation, then try to get me blackballed with people they associate with. There's this slogan that this London escorts collective uses, and they compare themselves to the Pink Ladies in 'Grease'. Like... WTF? times 1000.
Uh. It's just so outlandish. Mirror, mirror, on the wall. And all that jazz. I don't find that remotely attractive. Nor should anyone else.
Me thinks the potato doth protest too much; It clearly has a public humiliation kink. Why else would it keep coming back for more?
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But clearly, it's a waste of time. As a person who gets horny and super lonely, however, this is highly annoying, and I dare say, it's making me feel like knocking their teeth out.
Well that's not at all problematic is it, fantasising violence against women?
Can't imagine why they aren't queuing around the block to see the shitstain.
Nobody to blame for Spudanus' situation other than Spudanus.
Maybe it should consider knocking its own teeth out?
Fucking hell, Peter, just have a rage-wank while scrolling through Capcom's website and be done with it.
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But I think it comes down to mistresses identifying as sadists. Because obviously if somebody says they worship the likes of Satan and wear bondage gear to reflect their bizarre personality choices, they aren't gonna be very approachable from the jump. Like, I know they seem to believe they're above everyone else in society perhaps due to a mental disorder, but you end up feeling like they could be potentially dangerous.
There's only one party here with a mental disorder that is undeniably dangerous, and that's the potato in the mirror, Peter.
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I don't like to judge people, because I cannot rule out that they could have dire mental health issues that affects how they conduct themselves. But they may just enjoy trying to take liberties with people's pleasant aura. So why do they seem shocked when a guy replies with relatable hostility? But either way, maybe I ought to just call it quitters.
P.S. I edited this for a few typos. Many smartphones lack spell checking facilities today.
Didn't fucking edit it for sanity errors though!
Lolwot? Doesn't like to judge?
Fucking hell.
Anyway, the thread continues on for several hundred more words to complain about the usual victims of the impotent imbecile's ire - Bella, Autism Initiatives, the council, the weather, etc.
I'm still not sure this isn't satire - surely no real human could be as belligerently stupid and show so little self awareness as Spudanus?
Updated:
The rancid tuber's miserable malfunctioning little wang isn't the only thing that fails to stay up, but worry not!
Archived version of the thread.
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Peter Ross Anderson - Keep 'em handy.
It has nowhere else to go, and nobody else to talk to (or rather talk at).
Honestly, I think Spudanus (and everyone else) would be happier if it made its own friends - literally.
Specifically if just drew some eyes and lips on its hand and talked to that.
You never know, it might even get to second base... but knowing Potatoface's track record, it would probably end up stalking the hand, and then the hand would end up calling the cops on Peter.
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Hi, ho...
Hi, ho...
James whining about woke lameness, we go...
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Peter Ross Anderson - So lonely
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Rachel Zegler
Hi, ho...
Hi, ho...
James whining about woke lameness, we go...
Welcome to the forum, Rachel.
Do you know James then?
If you do, can you let him know that Peter is utterly infatuated with him.
You might want to give Spudanus a wide berth; It is lonely and desperate and you're exactly the type of woman that it likes to stalk and harass.
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Peter Ross Anderson - double booked?
Interesting...
| Accused details |
Location |
Date |
Court reference no. |
PF reference no. |
Court room |
Hearing time |
| Peter ANDERSON |
Edinburgh Sheriff Court |
Friday 23 May 2025 |
SCS/2024-113726 |
ED24018782 |
Court 4 |
10:00 |
| Peter ANDERSON |
Glasgow Sheriff Court |
Friday 23 May 2025 |
SCS/2025-030978 |
GG23000939 |
Court 2 |
10:00 |
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Peter Ross Anderson - The wheels on the bus go around and around.....
Honestly Spudanus, you should try to wind the Court up some more and see if you can't get yourself sent down for contempt: Some time in the slammer might be nice - fully catered, fewer mice to deal with - A real home away from home.
| Accused details |
Location |
Date |
Court reference no. |
PF reference no. |
Court room |
Hearing time |
| Peter ANDERSON |
Glasgow Sheriff Court |
Friday 06 June 2025 |
SCS/2025-030978 |
GG23000939 |
Court 2 |
10:00 |
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Peter Ross Anderson - Friday 13th - Another remake
Another week, another court appearance:
| Accused details |
Location |
Date |
Court reference no. |
PF reference no. |
Court room |
Hearing time |
| Peter ANDERSON |
Edinburgh Sheriff Court |
Friday 13 June 2025 |
SCS/2024-113726 |
ED24018782 |
Court 8 |
10:00 |
It's becoming interesting now - will Spudanus get lifted for failing to attend the Glasgow case before it can make it to the Edinburgh one?
Place your bets...
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Peter Ross Anderson - The long walk home
Maybe Spudanus could borrow Frank's scooter - that might be faster; Just don't fall off, Peter!
| Accused details |
Location |
Date |
Court reference no. |
PF reference no. |
Court room |
Hearing time |
| Peter ANDERSON |
Glasgow Sheriff Court |
Monday 23 June 2025 |
SCS/2025-030978 |
GG23000939 |
Court 3 |
14:00 |
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Peter Ross Anderson - Potato for breakfast
Slightly earlier start this time; at least Spudanus doesn't have to worry about getting there on time as transport is presumably already arranged...
| Accused details |
Location |
Date |
Court reference no. |
PF reference no. |
Court room |
Hearing time |
| Peter ANDERSON |
Edinburgh Sheriff Court |
Friday 11 July 2025 |
SCS/2024-113726 |
ED24018782 |
Court 16 |
09:30 |
Been gloriously quiet without the cuntbubble infesting forums; would be a shame for that to change.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0
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Peter Ross Anderson - late cropping potato
Oh, no, it's OK Spudanus gets a bit longer in bed - been pushed back half an hour it seems...
| Accused details |
Location |
Date |
Court reference no. |
PF reference no. |
Court room |
Hearing time |
| Peter ANDERSON |
Edinburgh Sheriff Court |
Friday 11 July 2025 |
SCS/2024-113726 |
ED24018782 |
Court 3 |
10:00 |
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Peter Ross Anderson - That Friday feeling
The glorious, peaceful, potato-free period continues...
https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m...ZRv1rpnry3.gif
Meanwhile, Spudanus' next fixture is coming soon.
| Accused details |
Location |
Date |
Court reference no. |
PF reference no. |
Court room |
Hearing time |
| Peter ANDERSON |
Glasgow Sheriff Court |
Friday 01 August 2025 |
SCS/2025-053409 |
GG23000939 |
Court 2 |
10:00 |
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Peter Ross Anderson - Unhinged and offline
The serene, spudless summer continues...
https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m...B9d1qattkm.gif
It has been truly wonderful, but alas, another checkpoint approaches...
| Accused details |
Location |
Date |
Court reference no. |
PF reference no. |
Court room |
Hearing time |
| Peter ANDERSON |
Glasgow Sheriff Court |
Friday 29 August 2025 |
SCS/2025-053409 |
GG23000939 |
Court 2 |
10:00 |
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Peter Ross Anderson - Slow cooked spud
Quote:
Originally Posted by
PeterAndersonIsARacist
The serene, spudless summer continues...
https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m...B9d1qattkm.gif
It has been truly wonderful, but alas, another checkpoint approaches...
| Accused details |
Location |
Date |
Court reference no. |
PF reference no. |
Court room |
Hearing time |
| Peter ANDERSON |
Glasgow Sheriff Court |
Friday 29 August 2025 |
SCS/2025-053409 |
GG23000939 |
Court 2 |
10:00 |
Aww... Looks like Friday's potato mashing has been delayed.
I guess this means that Spudanus will be guaranteed offline a bit longer.
Such a shame.
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Peter Ross Anderson - Halloween horror
Like a leaky boat, Spudanus is back in the dock...
https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m...uYP1qattkm.gif
| Accused details |
Location |
Date |
Court reference no. |
PF reference no. |
Court room |
Hearing time |
| Peter ANDERSON |
Glasgow Sheriff Court |
Tuesday 30 September 2025 |
SCS/2025-053409 |
GG23000939 |
Court 7 |
10:00 |
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Peter Ross Anderson - No escape for thesaunderschild
A ghoulish apparition in the lead up to Halloween; A Wednesday for a change - and a slightly earlier start.
Remember, Spudanus, in the unlikely event you get out, phone us.
https://media1.tenor.com/m/8Ptj5zvXV...brother-bb.gif
| Accused details |
Location |
Date |
Court reference no. |
PF reference no. |
Court room |
Hearing time |
| Peter ANDERSON |
Glasgow Sheriff Court |
Wednesday 22 October 2025 |
SCS/2025-053409 |
GG23000939 |
Court 1 A |
09:30 |