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Peter Ross Anderson - Forever alone.
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Originally Posted by
The Scottish Pedro
Does the idiot behind your account have a girlfriend? No, is most likely. So don't act like such a hypocrite about everything.
Oh noes! Potato is lonely.
Only one incel idiot in this thread and it ain't me!
Meanwhile, Spudanus prepares a special treat for itself, for Valentine's day....
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Peter Ross Anderson - I for one welcome our AI overlords
These LLM chatbots have certainly come along in leaps and bounds in recent years.
Still not quite right, but it manages to hit all the major beats: court appearances; sex-offender register; sockpuppets on forums; potatoes.
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Peter Ross Anderson - potatocalypse now
I take one little break and miss all the drama!
It seems that while I was away, Spudanus decided to go full Peter Anderson and add to its ever growing collection of police complaints and bans.
From what I've heard, the tosspot extraordinaire couldn't figure out how to use its own banking app, decided that failing to pay a deposit was the same thing as paying a deposit, threw a tantrum, and then was shocked at being told to jog on.
This resulted in a series of incoherent rant videos and a public meltdown on the Demon's Den that was apparently something to behold, followed by a flurry of deletions of posts, threads, videos, socks and channels.
Given that the scrotepustule is now fully ostracised from its broodmates and permabanned from most of the remaining online communities that it once haunted like a lingering fart, I'd honestly thought 2024 might turn out to be a quiet one in fucktard land and I could maybe retire this account, but apparently not.
Oh well; let's see if this year the Scottish legal and mental health systems can finally pull their collective fingers out and deal with the scumbag once and for all
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Peter Ross Anderson - The final countdown?
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Originally Posted by SCT Guy
Today at 11:11 AM
Due to persistent abuse from James (some serious), this will be my last 4 weeks on forums. It's not just because of him being a twit either. I noticed a rapid decline in activity with message boards years ago, and some of them are on their "last legs" now, or needlessly kept around just to be spammed up.
I have also lost interest in covering RE, because it's just not as great as it was 20 years ago. Capcom doesn't even know what's canon anymore.
Of course, things change. It's why everything from the past feels so different now. But I wish things didn't keep getting milked, ruined, and so on.
They're embarrassing the franchise by having vampires.
Can it really be? Has a new age finally dawned?
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(Checks Peter's diary...)
Ah, bullcrap.
I guess it's just another empty promise from the distended cuntflap.
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Peter Ross Anderson - Dumb as a brick
Ah, once again it gets all upset about the casting of fictional characters...
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Originally Posted by Jack Attack
Yesterday at 8:32 PM
Wesker wasn't a black man to begin with. So Lance Reddick wasn't even right for the part. But he was a great actor in the films he starred in, so it's not like I hate him just over his skin tone.
Would it make sense if Sheva and Josh in RE5 were in a new movie adaptation of that game, with white Hollywood stars portraying them? Nope.
The cuntwomble just can't get over that, can it?
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Peter Ross Anderson - All the charm of a flaming turd in a paper bag
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Originally Posted by
The Scottish Pedro
Dude, your daft nonsense has gotten old. I'm not interested if you think I'm racist, weird, a bad movie extra, a woman hater, and so on.
Yes, I can see how uninterested you are - your responses are always just dripping with sang-froid.
It's not just my opinion - you are clearly a racist, misogynist psychopath.
Sounds like consent. Thanks. Will do.
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People just find you really sad. You can spend your life hating on me, but I don't give a damn. It's your time you're wasting. And God knows you must have a lot of that.
It takes surprisingly little effort.
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Anyway, you keep on saying you don't play the Resident Evil games, which I'm not inclined to believe. You'll continue to stir the pot and say you don't know what the franchise entails, but that's a lie. We know you used to run a Capcom site, got sussed out, and now play dumb in some idiotic attempt to throw people off the scent. But your exploits and real name is splattered online by now regardless. So why even bother?
Yes, I keep saying I don't play RE because I don't.
I have run many websites but none about gaming and none connected to Capcom.
I don't need to throw you off the scent - you're so far off the scent it's genuinely embarrassing (presumably your own stench prevents you following any scent) and I feel obliged to be a good sport and to throw you a bone every now and then.
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Out of curiosity, though, how can you post comments on here? When I use Chrome or Opera on my phone, all I get showing up is a silver box. The loser of an administrator clearly hasn't provided any update for many a full moon. So I just wondered how that's possible.
I type the words and then click the button. Keep trying. You'll get the hang of it eventually.
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I've been saying it for years. Lame faggot fairies on crappy forums think Capcom are improving the Resident Evil franchise as opposed to tarnishing its legacy. It's all due to them being the sheepfold, as to why the series is a ton of rubbish nowadays.
Are we adding homophobia to the list of character traits now, or are you just too dumb to know what words mean? We know the latter one is true, but why not both?
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Peter Ross Anderson - Stuck in a rut
And having retruned to normal service, the fucknugget is whining about sex workers again...
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Originally Posted by Regenerator
re: Anyone here think sex is(now)very, very boring and overrated?
Aug 5, 24 at 10:17pm
Escorts on adultwork.com like to take the piss. Some of them ask for a deposit, then start icing you. It's clearly a scam.
The reason the mature ones ask for a deposit, is because certain clients may mess them about. So from their point of view, you can appreciate that business and safety is their priority. But it is a risk sending money to anyone on that site if you haven't seen them before.
Not half as much as it is a risk for them to respond to Spudanus!
Anyway, the shitbag continues...
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Originally Posted by Regenerator
re: Anyone here think sex is(now)very, very boring and overrated?
Aug 6, 24 at 12:43am
No, I'm being serious. They get off on wasting men's time who come on there to book them. As a single man, that makes for one hell of a frustrating procedure.
This is why UKPunting was set up. It's a forum where punters are able to review ladies they saw, so they can explain whether the experience was brilliant or crap. It also helps to expose scammers, and whatnot.
On X, they just berate guys, boast of sugar daddies and 'simps' being gullible enough to purchase this, that and the third for them, and then they promote misandry with public posts calling men all sorts (previously called tweets). Yet if a dude tells it like it is, they are labelled a misogynist.
I feel like giving up on the site. They're too egotistical. But I wouldn't bother with Viva Street either. Most of the adverts are fake. You may go to the person's address, to find out it's not the woman in the pictures. So you are basically being duped.
I contacted this tall woman called Nausi Love, who won the world sex competition, representing Sweden recently. Does a lot of porn. She gets called transgender, but she isn't trans.
The thing is, she is in La La Land. She wanted way too much for a booking. I see she tours occasionally in London, so I suggested she do a mini tour up in Scotland while she would be in the UK. Makes sense, right? But her reply just seemed overly pompous. Something like, 'I doubt you could afford me even if I did tour' (which I thought was pretty rude). But it goes to their head with being a high class ho.
So much wrong to unpack there, I'm not sure where to even start. I do find it amusing though for a smegstain that can't make it to the other side of town without having its hand held that it is moaning about someone not wanting to travel from Sweden just for the pleasure of smelling Spudanus's stench.
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Peter Ross Anderson - One potato short of a sack
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Originally Posted by
The Scottish Pedro
How would you know if I smelled bad? We've never even met.
The same way we know about things like your impotence and weird foreskin - you've told us about them.
In this case you've reported Tania and assorted sex workers repeatedly complaining about your stench, and god help us all, when you post a video we can all see the rotting food and plaque on your teeth.
It's not fucking rocket science.
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Peter Ross Anderson - I am potato; I contain multitudes
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Originally Posted by
The Scottish Pedro
Please stop saying "us" in your posts, as we both know you intentionally created all these impersonation accounts to spam up the forum.
I am intrigued by just how much difficulty the piss-stain has wrapping its tiny shrivelled potato brain around the concept of there being more than one person posting here.
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WOW, what a rabbit hole.
I've encountered this guy through Adultwork a few years ago, but after seeing all this... I'm glad my screening process KBed him!
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Peter Ross Anderson - the stench that lingers
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Originally Posted by
ScotsLass
WOW, what a rabbit hole.
I've encountered this guy through Adultwork a few years ago, but after seeing all this... I'm glad my screening process KBed him!
You've certainly dodged a bullet there - sometimes even if you don't even respond to the scumbag, it can become fixated on you; If herpes was made into human form it would probably be something akin to Peter.
Stay safe.
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Peter Ross Anderson - As stupid as it is smelly
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Originally Posted by
The Scottish Pedro
Stop making more accounts, and talking a lot of pish to yourself, James.
Sorry, still not James, and this is still the only account I use to post from on here. You're the only one talking pish and smelling of pish.
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Peter Ross Anderson - Simp el Tonne
And Potatoface is at it again...
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Originally Posted by Jack Attack
Yesterday at 10:44 PM
I have been single for like forever. I was going about with a teenager 3 years ago before my mother became ill and sadly passed away nearly a year ago. I'm 38 now.
Great opening. The Scottish Paedo continues...
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Well, her mum got her to leave me due to me being way older. And I really liked this girl.
I think what it means is that it was chasing a teenage girl (with learning difficulties) until her mum found out and threatened to batter the shit out of the shitstain
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Years beforehand, I chased after a woman who basically mucked me about. I hadn't seen her in years. It was a real disaster because she was just out to scam me.
She met up with me again after 7 years, and took the Mickey. Had me paying for goods on credit while she mistreated me, told lies, and acted so-so before being triggered again.
Nice bit of poetic justice - Spudanus stalked Laura so she decided if she couldn't get rid of it, it might as well make itself useful.
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So I have went online and seen escorts sometimes. This is what annoys me, though. You want to get laid, so you feel glad the Internet is there to make searching for an escort relatively easy. You begin to message women who say they do this, that and the third, but it is all make believe. And then your brain feels like it has been in a blender.
Spudanus has a brain?
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There's a particular website for finding local escorts. In my case, those in my city. But a lot of them are shallow and highly ignorant. There is the odd sane lady you can meet, but it's usually a lot of sifting through fake profiles that don't always get quickly removed. Then if you gain a meet, cool. But it seldomly happens.
Many of the genuine users also rarely update their pictures, as I guess they know men may not find their current look attractive. And like I said, many of them have a bad attitude which is already a libido killer from the jump. Or they rush you through a session of very robotic sex, instead of even trying to give a decent hour. You then come away from it wishing you hadn't even bothered seeing them at all. It really amazes me how cold they can be.
In fairness, I suspect any of the sex workers that failed to screen out the cuntwomble out before arranging a meeting also end up deeply regretting meeting up with Spudanus.
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Then there's these ones into BDSM, which is not for everybody. You know?
They work in dungeons. I think they are often pretty messed up in the head, going by the things they do. At the very least, they are not very approachable, and enjoy promoting misandry under the guise of it being some kind of fetish.
I went to a sauna once. They get you to shower for obvious reasons.
Particularly in Spudanus' case. Honestly it should try showering more often.
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Well, one time I could have sworn a lassie had been nicking money out of my trousers while I was washing up. I knew what I paid at the front desk, then to her. So what a sneak.
So you may turn to dating sites and boy, are they just as awful? Again, dummy accounts run rampant. Data collection parasites want your info to log things about you. And you go to message someone, only to find out upgrading is mandatory to send emails. Oh, but you fork out the fee, to find she's not interested. OK. It happens.
Nobody that isn't getting paid to pretend be interested is going to be interested in the cumstain.
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Next!
You know? Does anybody else feel like these type of sites are just a waste of time? Unfortunately, some people like me don't have the courage to go to social events, being mildly autistic and not particularly good looking or interesting to talk to. I'm also more of a one-to-one kind of person, who prefers not being in a large group. I cannot stand loud noise or busy places either.
A one-to-zero kind of potato, I think...
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But yeah. I don't like sex workers any more, as so many of them are nasty. In fact, just people in general are snooty today. Technology definitely has a lot to do with it. Instead of bringing people together, it makes men like me feel more lonesome. That can affect one's self-esteem.
It staggers me that such a waste of oxygen can have any self-esteem. What aspect of self is there for it to have esteem about?
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But these tarts block you over the least little thing. I also hate it how on OnlyFans, you cannot ask for hook-ups. Their constant spamming for you to keep shelling out for videos and so on is also annoying. I'd rather just subscribe to be able to look at everything, and Bob's your uncle.
They block it out of a well honed instinct for self preservation. The only good thing about the cunt its that it being a psychopathic misogynist cunt is so very overt.
But there's more...
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Originally Posted by Jack Attack
Today at 10:30 AM
Some of them were asking for a deposit too, then blocking me. While I try to give women the benefit of the doubt, my patience just wore so thin when they were behaving in such a pompous manner. Then they kept gloating on X about themselves, talking about all the high class dinners they had "simps" paying for.
Yeah, I get that "the job" sucks. They'd rather not be doing this, as it's degrading. I get that. But respect works both ways. So I think I'd rather pay £150 for to be treated nicely for the hour, even if it's superficial as all hell.
Then maybe, if you don't want to be a sub, stop chasing after dommes you braindead cuntweasel! Jesus fucking christ, it's like listening to someone complaining about not liking tomatoes or cheese in food, but insists on constantly fucking ordering pizza. The knobcheese clearly has a humiliation kink and just can't admit to it.
Speaking of Spudanus enjoying being a simp...
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Originally Posted by Jack Attack
Speaking of respect, there's a YouTuber called Michael Does Life. I used to be one of his channel mods. I used to enjoy donating through Super Chat for to have a highlighted message, like during the lockdown days. It started to go to his head, though. Like if people weren't pledging enough cash or listening to his repetitive sounding rants on video games, he was referring to his followers as fake fans, and demanding higher payments, and acting rather daft. So I quietly moved on.
Once, he timed me out. And I was like, screw this crap. Even his ex friend Dillon called him out for saying I was a loser. So I was like, sod it. I'll go watch someone else's content for a change.
Well, if it's on the lookout for a YouTube channel, I can think of a couple to recommend...
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Peter Ross Anderson - Why is it?
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Originally Posted by
takealookpedro
Awesome reporting. Just imagine living Scottys miserable life. They spend all their time writing about it. At least it gives those on the internet something to laugh at.
It's not really living though is it? If spudanus was proposed as a fictional character it would almost certainly be rejected for being too repugnant and one dimensional.
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Peter Ross Anderson - Going to seed
A late heatwave in Scotland, with temperatures reaching double figures, has the recidivist potato's sap rising again. We all know how much the fuck-knuckle likes to be humiliated, and the denizens of dreamindemon.com did so well last time, it decided to suckle once more on that teat of shame.
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Originally Posted by Cider
Yesterday at 10:22 AM
So as usual, I went to book an escort on AW for a meet that was meant to occur yesterday.
Yeah, I know, right? When will I ever learn? Probably never at this rate.
Learning would require intelligence. At this point the rancid cockwomble is just a collection of copy-paste rants, habits and smells; there's no thinking going on.
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In 19 degrees heat, I walked all to the way to the area she said she resides at. I think it was another piss take, as she text me when I was there, making out there was a "family emergency". One of their typical excuses when they want to politely put you off, so they don't run the risk of you getting confrontational.
Such compassion: "Never mind if your mum's popped her clogs, I need to dip my wick!"
It's a wonder no ladies have snapped up such a prize.
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You see, I got a new SIM-card, but I never realized there was no credit. Wasn't near any WiFi hotspots to log into the EE site to top it up with my bank card. So I called from my regular number, which to be honest, I'm no longer keen on providing. Had to remove the tray with a pin. That was when she made up that excuse.
I got semi-stung, too. She asked for a deposit with a voucher on Amazon. Why not take PayPal instead? So she makes out she bought me a voucher as a refund. I've no idea why it never arrived. She said she did it last night with the email address I told her to send it to. Well if so, where the hell is it?
Jesus fucking christ, not only a moron, but a tedious moron. Is there any aspect of modern life that it can navigate without help?
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Overall, AW is full of weird cunts with a real snooty nature about them. I've totally gave it too many chances, hoping these women will wisen the fuck up. But you need the patience of a saint, as it's a bore trying to find a member who isn't just being an idiot.
"Snooty cunts" - for a potato that spends all its money and time chasing women, it really doesn't act like it likes them, does it?
They have wised up - that's why the misogynist scrotal wart is blocked as soon as they realise who it is they are dealing with.
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Just like a lot of non-sexual sites, really. Most people online are just bullshitters, making being online a rather mundane, or secular experience. :meh:
Eh? Secular? Any guesses what it thinks that word means, because it clearly doesn't know.
I think it is trying to be funny.
Either that or it has some weird sexual fantasy about James running around, wet and half naked.
Possibly both.
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Peter Ross Anderson - bon vivant
Oh, wait, like limp lettuce and a slice of cheese, it's on a roll. I suppose that's where being spud-shaped is handy.
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Originally Posted by Cider
Yesterday at 5:21 PM
The ironic thing is, Mr. Poet, she was recently whining about doing her regular tours and had headed to Aberdeen, only to be ghosted by a client when she was there. They post on X about themselves a lot, talking about attending festivals or summer shows in Edinburgh, but not always in a pretentious way. You would think they were just ordinary women who are trying to do guys a good turn. But the one who did this is in Edinburgh, and called "GothHarlotBBW".
What, you mean to tell us that sex workers might be actual human beings?
What strange concept is this?
Has the turd-stain had an epiphany?
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I also think I should stop telling them my name and about my film roles, or whatever. While it may seem innocent to just chat away to come across as pleasant, they can use info like your real name and photos and date of birth to record facts about you, so you lose your anonymity.
That's the problem with being a habitual sex offender, isn't it?
People just keep finding out, and it kills the mood.
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And at the end of the day, I don't think they could give two shits about you as a person, unless you're rich. You're really just another daft cunt with money to burn in their eyes.
Aww, bless, it thinks it's a person!
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While I can appreciate from their end, they probably do put up with creepy or dishonest people mucking them about, they really have no room to talk if you're giving them the benefit of the doubt, sending them a deposit, just to be fucked about. And if this deposit is credit based, it's easier to screw you over.
Genuinely never seems to occur to the cock-chancre that it is the creepy dishonest person they are all trying to avoid, does it?
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The deposit thing is actually because they have guidelines about the new clients they may agree to accept. So if you sign up and have no feedback, they either want a deposit upfront, or sometimes to be provided with a reference. But not every user on AW is a scammer. There's just no way of knowing if they are one, even if they have a lot of feedback themselves.
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Did you know about this? I stay here.
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Father and son murdered and mutilated men with blowtorch and hammer
Ian MacLeod, 66, and Dean MacLeod, 42, killed Derek Johnston, 37, and Desmond Rowlings, 66, at a flat in Edinburgh in 2022.
news.sky.com news.sky.com
That was social workers and the council trying to be a fanny by offering me a flat there. The tossers.
Last edited: Today at 5:28 PM
So close, and yet so far.
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Peter Ross Anderson - Jesus wept
But wait, there's even more arsegravy dripping from its stubby fingers
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Originally Posted by Cider
Yesterday at 7:49 PM
Yeah, but I just explained why they ask for some of the payment in advance. So how am I to know this is going to occur? I'm not the only guy who has been fucked over, either. UKPunting is full of complaints from guys who mention having similar issues like this on that forum. And even though the users on UKPunting are dicks, some of their stories hold water.
Apart from that, they're all weirdos and funny buggers on AdultWork.com. The one that grassed me up to the police, she uploads videos on a site called Scatbook. Badmouths men on X. Then reveals she got raped when she was 18 by someone in a small town she resided in. So why be a fucking sex worker then if you don't want to be around men?
That has nothing to do with me. But they're always talking pish, promoting misandry. Then if you get tired of noticing it, they cry wolf. Although it's clear now I've totally been making myself look stupid by even bothering. But I really hate being single, autistic, and all that shit. Because I feel like other people without these conditions are either not understanding or trying to have fun at my expense. Or in their case, being ungrateful.
Yes, how can they not feel so honoured to be in the presence of such a fine specimen as Spudanus; Surely the very apex of masculinity.
For is it not written:
So God created mankind in his own image,
in the image of God he created them;
male and female he created them
But then there were some bits left over,
As is often the way;
Elbow skin, bits of scrotum and labia trimming.
So God rolled them up in a ball and threw it in the bin.
But God hadn't slept for a bit and weariness fouled God's aim.
And so Spudanus came into the world.
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Originally Posted by Cider
Hallelujah! The streets of Edinburgh might finally be free of this pestilence!
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They're always acting uptight and basically half-assing their services, because they're going through the motions. They just say stuff on their main page for fish bait purposes. Like, "I'll do this. I'm the best ever. My clients don't say that for no reason. Blah. Blah. Blah."
If only these women put as much dedication and professionalism into their work as Spudanus does into its, um... er... occupation of... umm.... scrounging off the taxpayer and harassing people?
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Like, for fuck's sake. All a guy wants is a shag. But all this hassle online is just totally pointless, making the whole process one frustrating venture.
Some butter, a bit of onion and a ricer - that's all you need to mash your own potatoes.
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There's a tall woman who goes by the name "Nausi Love", who is from Sweden. She won the 'World Sex Competition' a while ago, or whatever the hell it was. They're all the same. They're kind of nice towards their subs at first, until they move up the ranks. I've noticed this all the time, man. All the fucking time.
They will set up an X profile, OnlyFans, and so on. Acting all nice for the first stretch of their career. As soon as the money pours in, give it like a year or so, then boom. Suddenly she's now Queen-Fucking-Shit. You know? Most of them are the same. I've messaged countless members, so I ought to know who has come and gone.
It's incomprehensible, isn't it, just how many women are resistant to the cuntgnome's silky charm. It's almost like they aren't completely desperate.
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She wanted a heck of a lot of cash to come to Scotland. She lists the venues she tours in, but Scotland is never one of them for some reason. So I noticed she occasionally comes to London like every half a year or whatever. Because, you know. If she's already in the UK, it may be easier to arrange a meet. Then I just asked her if she could come to a deal. But she asked for a ridiculous amount of dough for the flight over, and the hotel booking, and so on. And I wasn't trying to be funny, but it was a major amount she quoted.
You'd think she'd have been happy with just bus fare from the airport...
I find it fascinating how the maggotrectum is unwilling to cross town itself, but somehow expects people to travel internationally for the privilege of watching its erectile dysfunction in (in)action.
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She just said something snide to me, like "I don't think you could afford me even if I toured". The cheek of the slut to stand me up like that in an email. But this is what I mean, dude. Bloody arrogant bitches.
Yes, what ever happened to the spirit of charitable public service in the sex industry? Community outreach to the unwashed and uneducated?
So, are we done?
Are we fuck.
When challenged on the fact that the problems Spudanus had with women possibly stemmed from the potato in the mirror, it retorted:
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Originally Posted by Cider
Yesterday at 9:27 PM
If they don't like sex work though, why be a sex worker? I know people need money. But we all struggle.
Well, clearly, it's in the hope that one day they might get to meet such a distinguished and charming potato as Peter, here.
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Peter Ross Anderson - A turd by any other name would smell so shite
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Originally Posted by
takealookpedro
Scotty never ceases to amaze. Awesome, just so funny. One could fly to the moon for 20 years and on returning find Scotty in the same place with the same whining agenda. Incredible.
However they are right about one thing in that they are daft and stupid.
Name changing seems to be an inbred trait that is a regular occurrence.
It's a shame that its name is the only thing it seems capable of changing, isn't it?
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Peter Ross Anderson - For great justice.
Spudanus' latest foray on X has mostly flailing attempts at smalltalk directed at dommes (interspersed with occasional insults and threats aimed at them).
Mostly, these are predictably and risibly banal, but sometimes the swing and inevitable miss is just breathtaking.
A particular standout though was this one, where Victoria Rose was commenting on the failure of the legal system to successfully prosecute sexual assault and rape - an issue that concerns everyone but one where particularly sex workers are obviously particularly vulnerable.
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Originally Posted by Victoria Rose | London, UK and Europe ❣️ (@VictoriaRoseoff)
The amount of videos I have seen of cases being dropped or the man being found not guilty in SA or grape cases is actually really disturbing. Even though there is evidence to prove it. Our justice system is fucked and there’s no support for women.
September 17, 2024
Potatoface finally has a subject beyond food and shit pop music that it thinks it can wade in on, and responds with this fucking gem:
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Originally Posted by Denny (@DennyAW2024)
Yeah. The pigs and the legal system are useless. I had a support worker sending me crap from my Gumtree ads, saying things about me, and saying I should topple myself. The cops never intervene. But if you say something back, they berate you, like you're the culprit. Shocking.
September 19, 2024
Yes.
These things are entirely equivalent.
The lack of self awareness is just staggering, even when you think you already know how dumb the arsewipe is.
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Peter Ross Anderson - Two spuds short of a sack
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Originally Posted by
PeterAndersonIsALegend
What's up, JB? :D
Well clearly not "little Peter" any time soon.
Sorry, still not James.
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Peter Ross Anderson - X potato
Awww... Spudanus has only gone and rage quit X again.
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Originally Posted by Jack Attack
(Such wit)
How will it harass those dommes now?
Silly me, back to AW messaging and emails and forum posts and all the other usual methods, obviously
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Peter Ross Anderson - Dumber than your average potato
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Originally Posted by
takealookpedro
What is interesting is every now and then Scotty throws up some derogatory remarks about that Australian somehow thinking it will upset someone on this forum. Unless that Australian is here or someone else is offended I feel they are wasting their time.
Never underestimate just how monumentally stupid Spudanus is; Wasting time is the story of the oxygen-thief's life.
Pretty sure that the Australians here abandoned ship long ago.
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Peter Ross Anderson - A malingering malodour
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Originally Posted by
takealookpedro
Well Scotty better get used to it, because I am here for at least another year. I can't speak for the others, but the traffic and rankings we all have generated is certainly appreciated by the owners of the forum, so much so they have renewed for another 12 months. Here's to another year of high rankings and banter and comedy.
I'm here until the site goes down (slightly surprised that hasn't happened yet) or until Spudanus stops being a cunt online (whether voluntarily or not).
If it helps even one more of Peter's victims ID the fucker, then it is totally worth the effort.
I still only post when the shitbag's actively being a misogynist, racist, or otherwise hateful twat though; If I posted every time the cockweasel did something moronic, I'd never get anything else done.
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PeterAndersonIsALegend
That's okay. You can keep being a sad git with your alts. But nobody cares, and I'll just be elsewhere with all new accounts, so that you cannot find me. ;)
How's that been working out for you so far?
You do realise it isn't the usernames that give you away, right?
Sorry, what am I doing? Trying to reason with a root vegetable with an appropriately subterranean IQ....
(Also, as previously reiterated, not James, and I don't post from any alts here.)
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Peter Ross Anderson - if it had half a brain, it woudl be an upgrade
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Originally Posted by
PeterAndersonIsALegend
Great. You not having a life - now 100% confirmed. Nice one. That's about the only honest remark I can recall you posting, because everything else is just vendetta induced, or here's a translation: "I cannot let go of old rubbish Peter did in such and such bygone era, only I care to complain about." Uh-huh.
Also, I run in circles talking down to you. All you do is say these alts aren't yours when they all sprung up here when you joined. And they all spam about other posts on other forums, but this is something only you're aware of. Evident from all the cut and pasted posts, dissecting things I said about women or Lance Reddick, or the police.
I even seen you on the active users list once, logging in and out with two names, including the account you post non spammy shit with.
Nope.
Sorry, wrong on every point.
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Peter Ross Anderson - Potato watch
One of the odder behaviours Spudanus exhibits, is haunting the off-topic sections of forums focussed on subjects that the cuntwomble is unable to contribute meaningfully to, often tech forums.
One such forum is Beyond3d a graphics hardware/software forum with quite a technical tone.
Spudanus, who would struggle to understand graphics hardware that wasn't made by Crayola normally just tries to chip in with asinine comments about games, and for some reason the locals tolerate it.
Now however, it has decided to once again hoist its colours as a sociopathic misogynist prick, and follow up on its previous thread Does being messed about by women or people in general, turn you bitter? in the wonderfully titled thread I hate sex workers more than ever!
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Originally Posted by Jack Attack
Tuesday at 3:00 AM
Is it time to throw in the towel?
What is it with their scamming, pompousness, or bad attitude? And these bots on free OnlyFans accounts. Meh.
This isn't fun in my view. It's boring and irritating. :D
Presumably that's a metaphorical towel, as we all know personal hygiene isn't Spudanus' forte, and I doubt it owns any towels.
Seeing the turdcorn complain about other people's attitude ahs a certain comedy value though.
Off to a cracking start.
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Originally Posted by Jack Attack
Tuesday at 10:03 PM
Their attitude completely stinks. It doesn't matter if it's escorts, porn stars, "models" or dommes. I have contacted dozens of them over the years, and only like 3 in every 50 you contact are decent and give a good, down to earth first impression. The rest are just totally odd or arrogant.
I'll be courteous and not name people. I could. But these ones who do BDSM have the most sad attitude. You cannot message them or anything, without fear of some type of nasty reaction. Very cold and awkward. Then they ironically complain about being ignored on X. Or moan about their business drying up.
You would have to be higher than a kite or pretty worthless to simp for them, knowing they don't give a crap about you.
Just full of themselves and putting profit over politeness. This carry on can invariably involve being scammed, ghosted, blackballed, and mistreated. Then you just feel dumb for having bothered.
I think we all know what stinks, Spudanus, and I'll give you a clue, you can see it in the mirror.
For a potato that has seemingly made an enemy of everyone it has ever interacted with, and goes from 0-100 on the psycho scale on a semi-regular basis, it seems unduly concerned about other people's decorum.
It never occurs to the cockcheese that everyone avoids it and blocks it because it is clear, even from the briefest of interactions, just what a fucking dismal pathological cuntweasel Spudanus is.
Also, that dumb feeling - you should listen to that. It's nothing to do with women.
That call is coming from inside the potato sack.
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Originally Posted by Jack Attack
Yesterday at 10:35 AM
Well, it cannot be any worse than the people online who keep saying, "Resident Evil 4 is teh GOAT of all RE games despite having barely any horror in it. AKA ZOMG!!!!111OneEleven".
God, that's so nippy. ;)
But yeah. About the only woman I know online who is a dominatrix and is nice, is this gothic one from London. She'd kick your arse. All the rest are a lost cause.
There was one I messaged who claims she got raped when she was a teenager. Posts videos of herself defecating in a bowl and has a really lousy, unforgiven nature about her. What's even more sad is that the guys they berate on X are who provides their income. So much for that, "You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours" pish. They would rather you just gave away all your finances for nout, and screw fulfilling your desires.
On OnlyFans, they keep sending you messages (likely via a bot, I suspect) and want you to pay to unlock their ten a penny, run of the mill wank fodder that you would rather prefer to view simply by subscribing. Then they hide their face half of the time.
Like, I'm not paying ten quid just for to view some badly edited together POV shots.
Fucking wow. Not even a pretence of a shred of humanity.
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Originally Posted by Jack Attack
Yesterday at 5:36 PM
It's a bit different from viewing regular porn in that you pay to interact with the content creators, usually to build up a potential bond. But on these platforms, you're not allowed to ask for bookings (or meets). The constant spamming for tips is annoying, though. It's the same as a homeless person shaking a cup at you for spare change, and then being rude if they're ignored.
If you know their email address or relevant platforms, you can contact them that way. But I don't need pretentious whores in my life, nor do I need gaming forums like GameFAQs. It has gotten to the point where I can take it or leave it.
Is that so?
Spudanus can take it or leave it?
Because it looks like any time it has money it's fucking compelled to splash it with all the restraint and self control of a chimpanzee on methamphetamine...
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Originally Posted by Jack Attack
Yesterday at 5:55
Think of it like this.
If you went to your local Iceland or Co-op store and the staff acted like jerks whenever you approached them, you would probably feel like taking your custom elsewhere. I know I would.
Ultimately, it is that attitude of theirs which I find annoying. It ain't their services. Although, yes. A lot of them do seem to make up things to entice you, then you can judge what they do based on the meet. Most of them just go through the motions. Even if they don't like doing the job, a bit of friendliness from the beginning will bode well for feedback.
The trouble is, some of them identify as witches, or sadists. So obviously it's not you. They're just pretty messed up, and it's therefore a non starter. Unless of course you're a sadist too, then you may be a better match.
I think I've been contacting some rather sick women. But I still don't get why they behave in a really aggressive manner when they don't even know me. I've never said anything to indicate I'm gonna present a problem.
I think Spudanus will find that if it went to its local Iceland or Co-op and started telling the staff it wanted to cover them in custard and then asked them about their favourite Canadian bands from the 1980s, they would also be given very short shrift there too, and probably barred.
The problem isn't the women, it's potatoface being a creepy fucktard.
Also, I'm not sure it understands the difference between sadist, masochist, sub and dom.
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Peter Ross Anderson - more potato waffle than Birdseye
As nobody had yet just told the fucker to shut the fuck up, it decided to keep going...
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Originally Posted by Jack Attack
Yesterday at 6:14 PM
Besides women being tarty, I will never understand why people get obsessed with celebrities either. Singers. Musicians. Actors. Chavs on reality TV.
It's just pointless. But I guess the media is loving every second of it.
Yeah, suppose someone is super talented. Cool. And? What else? A lot of these people are just 'yes, men' (and women), only with way more money than us. They take a lot of crap and feel bad about themselves quite often as well.
But unless you've met these famous personalities, why simp for them? They don't know you. So people having slagging matches over them is sad.
It's like football. People try to murder fans of other teams because their team lost a match, or whatever. And to me, that's just lame. It's not in good taste at all, and just verifies what I've been saying about our modern society all along.
The police aren't angels either. I call them Wayne Couzens, or the pigs. My mate refers to them as the Wankers Association.
Yes, people are weird aren't they, obsessing about other people. It's not like Spudanus has a (criminal) history of obsessive behaviour towards other people and fictional fucking characters.
Jesus fucking christ, the lack of self awareness the queefmouth displays is fucking epic in its scope.
And finally, spudanus climaxes...
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Originally Posted by Jack Attack
Yesterday at 11:41 PM
The only dommes I get respect from are Goth Delilah, Lottie LaLay, Erika Rayne, and Goddess Ana. A few others like Laura Ropes are fine. But the local ones I know are all tossers. That makes pretty much nearly everybody in my country, to be honest. And the escorts in Scotland are just as awful.
So, basically, the ones at a safe distance that don't have to worry about Spudanus actually showing up....
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You need only check out UKPunting to see why it's a chore trying to obtain a booking that you can enjoy.
And can we just take a moment to appreciate just how fucked up UK Punting is, both in concept and execution.
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You cannot message them about bugger all, as they just get instantly angry or puzzled. I understand it isn't really about sparking up any chit-chat, but they just seem to be immediately outlandish and disinterested. They even perceive counter sarcasm to their abuse as being harassment in of itself. What the hell?
And they can sometimes do what's called 'bait and switch'. This is a lucrative practice where they upload outdated or completely fake pictures on their profiles. Once you arrive at the flat or house they request you to visit, you may notice it isn't the woman advertised. Men are encouraged to walk before handing over any money if this scam occurs, but perhaps they stupidly choose to stay because they don't want to be rude.
The only downside is that the best ones are working in England and Spain, and whatnot. They seldomly tour in Scotland. If they do, they're inclined to visit Glasgow rather than come to Edinburgh. My city just seems to get brushed off, for some reason.
It's weird isn't it. Spudanus emails them demented weird bullshit and they get annoyed.
So unreasonable.
Perhaps they've blacklisted the entire city of Edinburgh, just to avoid the risk of running into Spudanus. It would be reasonable, I feel.
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There's a Swedish one who calls herself Nausi Love. Claims to be the tallest sex worker in the world. Seriously. She is huge. Even won the World Sex Competition, representing Sweden. But my God. Does she have an ego now? Just look up her X posts.
She was okay a year ago when I cheered her up and she said I was her best fan. Then I asked her for a meet. Just got nothing but lip in an email. But this is the pattern. They start off quite nice to people. Then they switch things up once they 'evolve' (more like downgrading into an asshole).
Spudanus is completely unable to detect sarcasm, isn't it?
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I actually recommended she tour, as this would be more ideal. She said, "I doubt you could afford me, even if I toured". After I emailed her back to say this is not exactly true, in a firm but non-confrontational way, she said, "I am glad you can see me after all" in reply. But I couldn't tell if she was confused by my response or just trying to be smart. Either way, my new aim is to disown any piss takers. Including those who were previously decent. I'll be less likely to forget an insult directed at me or if I got blocked.
Oh great, Spudanus is resolved to be even more hysterically and obsessively petty. No more nice potato!
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Their 'FMTY' bookings may be less rushed and it gives you more time to get to know them, sure. But just consider the mighty cost to set all this up, and some ladies only want a 4 or 5 star accommodation on top of everything else they charge. This is why I prefer asking to see them if they happen to be on tour. Or if they are already in the UK, to be more precise.
Usually though, dommes focus on promoting kinky content online and providing the occasional real time sessions, normally discretely. Not so much for sexual favours. If they do offer both, this will probably be made clear on their wall.
But sadly, they're only that nice to begin with, basically until they move up the ranks. As they grow in popularity and earnings, they can become a bit twisted and start to fizzle out of their sweet look, which means they change their appearance, hang in with the rough sort, then get potentially corrupted. And this means they start to take less crap from people. Being able to pick and choose like a scene in a Saw movie, where most potential clients are shunned. So to speak. :(
So, when they can afford to be choosy, they don't choose a repulsive homunculus like Spudanus.
Weird, huh?
What's all that about?
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I really don't care about dodgy dating sites, such as Plentyoffish. There's too many idiots who are insincere and enjoy mucking you about. And Gumtree doesn't even have a dating section nowadays. But Craigslist and Flirtbox and all that are just crap as well, with silly, gimmicky features, and hidden fees.
Wait. There's still dating on Gumtree?
Oooh. Kinky
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OK. Call me an incel.
You are an incel.
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Say this is "too long, did not read", or whatever. But at least I'm honest and saying it like it needs to be said. ;)
No.
It really didn't.
You hush now.
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Peter Ross Anderson - Aged like milk
Yes, it is getting older at any rate.
It seems it has almost outlived its idol; Eddie Guerrero died aged 38.
Surely that can't be right?
If only Spudanus could go somewhere with no women and no internet, a digital detox retreat, then maybe it would make the shitbag happy.
If only such a magical paradise existed...
Fingers crossed, eh Peter?
| Accused details |
Location |
Date |
Court reference no. |
PF reference no. |
Court room |
Hearing time |
| Peter ROSS ANDERSON |
Livingston Sheriff Court |
Wednesday 16 October 2024 |
SCS/2023-066642 |
LI22000179 |
Court 4 |
10:00 |
Tsk! Another remake.
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Peter Ross Anderson - Round and Round
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Peter Ross Anderson - Same shit, different forum.
It's been an eventful week for the recidivist turd-gargler.
Unfortunately for Spudanus, as fewer forums tolerate its peculiar strain of self-pitying hatred, it is gradually running out of internet.
Having somehow malingered its way out of a court appearance, or at least deferred it for a few weeks, it had to release the built up tension somewhere and so it has decided to dump its load on the Blu-ray.com forums. It has been posting there for a long time, but mostly failing to get engagement with the locals about horror films and video games.
The rather unimaginatively thread is titled Anybody seen escorts or other kinds of sex workers?, so you know it's going to be a bumpy ride.
It's a huge wall of text, and most of it is pretty much copy pasted from previous bile it has spouted, so to precis:
- Sex workers don't love Spudanus;
- Forum users don't love Spudanus;
- Michael doesn't love Spudanus;
- Social services don't love Spudanus;
- Support workers don't love Spudanus;
- Autism Initiatives didn't love Spudanus;
- Patrick didn't love Spudanus;
- Murray didn't love Spudanus;
- Marie is still unhinged (pot calling the kettle, there);
- Ghosts don't love Spudanus;
- Spudanus is still sore about that fucking iPod Laura broke;
- Everyone is James, and James doesn't love Spudanus;
- The police don't love Spudanus;
- Despite spending all its time and money chasing them, the cockwomble clearly just can't wrap its tiny potato based brain around the concept of a domme!
Boo-fucking-hoo: poor poopy little potato!
Still, on the upside, maybe things will go well in November and the scrotewart will get the joys of a festive break in Saughton in December.
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Potato Ross Anderson - Mashed
Spudanus likes shit music, so here's some shit music for it....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhKwEs8t9Iw
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Peter Ross Anderson - P for Potato
'Tis that time of year...
Remember, remember, the Fifth of November,
Death threats, harassment and stalking.
I see there's no justice.
If a potato that does this.
Is ever allowed to go walking!
Don't miss the bus, eh Peter?
| Accused details |
Location |
Date |
Court reference no. |
PF reference no. |
Court room |
Hearing time |
| Peter ROSS ANDERSON |
Livingston Sheriff Court |
Tuesday 05 November 2024 |
SCS/2023-066642 |
LI22000179 |
Court 1 |
10:00 |
Will there be fireworks?
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Peter Ross Anderosn - Potato update
There were fireworks.
Despite of the court allowing the fuck-knuckle to reschedule, the shitbag still failed to attend on November 5th; A decision that hopefully will have consequences.
I'm not sure if Spudanus still being on the loose played into the eruption of local riots, but clearly that gave the police more pressing things to do for the time being than harvesting potatoes, so the shitstain is still free.
Meanwhile it's business as usual in Spudville, though its habitat continues to shrink.
(Silent Hill Community has been lost to the fog, Umbrella Online isn't, and Anxiety Community Forum seems to be having an existential crisis)
It continued to whine about dommes and its own impotence (in all senses of the word) in its highly entertaining thread on blu-ray.com, to the increasing chagrin of the locals.
As it wasn't getting the sympathetic responses it wanted, it seems to have decided to have another stab at engaging with the autistic community. This is always a bit of a gamble for Potatoface because for obvious reasons it can't fall back on the bullshit kneejerk autism victimhood defence.
Initially an attempt to learn how it might malinger its way out of appearing in court, this thread soon degenerated into the ususal shitshow complete with its own little demotivational poster.
https://www.autismforums.com/attachm...78-jpg.137190/
It's quite rambling, but it's always fun to watch the smegnugget rapidly lose the audience.
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Peter Ross Anderson - hollow skull
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Originally Posted by
takealookpedro
Scotty still fails to understand how burner phones work. Very mysterious machines.
The moron understands so very little. I think it just hears terms like 'burner' and repeats it in vaguely the same context as it heard it originally, without even attempting to understand. Like a parrot, if a parrot was stupider and more psychotic.
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