Peter Ross Anderson is a misogynist racist psychopathic cunt.

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

How would you know if I smelled bad? We've never even met.

The same way we know about things like your impotence and weird foreskin - you've told us about them.
In this case you've reported Tania and assorted sex workers repeatedly complaining about your stench, and god help us all, when you post a video we can all see the rotting food and plaque on your teeth.
It's not fucking rocket science.

[The Scottish Pedro]

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[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

Please stop saying "us" in your posts, as we both know you intentionally created all these impersonation accounts to spam up the forum.

I am intrigued by just how much difficulty the piss-stain has wrapping its tiny shrivelled potato brain around the concept of there being more than one person posting here.

[ScotsLass]

WOW, what a rabbit hole.

I've encountered this guy through Adultwork a few years ago, but after seeing all this... I'm glad my screening process KBed him!

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

WOW, what a rabbit hole.

I've encountered this guy through Adultwork a few years ago, but after seeing all this... I'm glad my screening process KBed him!

You've certainly dodged a bullet there - sometimes even if you don't even respond to the scumbag, it can become fixated on you; If herpes was made into human form it would probably be something akin to Peter.
Stay safe.

[The Scottish Pedro]

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[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

Stop making more accounts, and talking a lot of pish to yourself, James.

Sorry, still not James, and this is still the only account I use to post from on here. You're the only one talking pish and smelling of pish.

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

And Potatoface is at it again (https://forum.beyond3d.com/threads/does-being-messed-about-by-women-or-people-in-general-turn-you-bitter.63692/)...




Yesterday at 10:44 PM (https://forum.beyond3d.com/threads/does-being-messed-about-by-women-or-people-in-general-turn-you-bitter.63692/post-2348178)

I have been single for like forever. I was going about with a teenager 3 years ago before my mother became ill and sadly passed away nearly a year ago. I'm 38 now.


Great opening. The Scottish Paedo (http://anxietyforum.net/forum/member.php?178514-The-Scottish-Pedro) continues...




Well, her mum got her to leave me due to me being way older. And I really liked this girl.


I think what it means is that it was chasing a teenage girl (with learning difficulties) until her mum found out and threatened to batter the shit out of the shitstain





Years beforehand, I chased after a woman who basically mucked me about. I hadn't seen her in years. It was a real disaster because she was just out to scam me.

She met up with me again after 7 years, and took the Mickey. Had me paying for goods on credit while she mistreated me, told lies, and acted so-so before being triggered again.



Nice bit of poetic justice - Spudanus stalked Laura so she decided if she couldn't get rid of it, it might as well make itself useful.




So I have went online and seen escorts sometimes. This is what annoys me, though. You want to get laid, so you feel glad the Internet is there to make searching for an escort relatively easy. You begin to message women who say they do this, that and the third, but it is all make believe. And then your brain feels like it has been in a blender.


Spudanus has a brain?




There's a particular website for finding local escorts. In my case, those in my city. But a lot of them are shallow and highly ignorant. There is the odd sane lady you can meet, but it's usually a lot of sifting through fake profiles that don't always get quickly removed. Then if you gain a meet, cool. But it seldomly happens.

Many of the genuine users also rarely update their pictures, as I guess they know men may not find their current look attractive. And like I said, many of them have a bad attitude which is already a libido killer from the jump. Or they rush you through a session of very robotic sex, instead of even trying to give a decent hour. You then come away from it wishing you hadn't even bothered seeing them at all. It really amazes me how cold they can be.



In fairness, I suspect any of the sex workers that failed to screen out the cuntwomble out before arranging a meeting also end up deeply regretting meeting up with Spudanus.




Then there's these ones into BDSM, which is not for everybody. You know?

They work in dungeons. I think they are often pretty messed up in the head, going by the things they do. At the very least, they are not very approachable, and enjoy promoting misandry under the guise of it being some kind of fetish.

I went to a sauna once. They get you to shower for obvious reasons.


Particularly in Spudanus' case. Honestly it should try showering more often.



Well, one time I could have sworn a lassie had been nicking money out of my trousers while I was washing up. I knew what I paid at the front desk, then to her. So what a sneak.

So you may turn to dating sites and boy, are they just as awful? Again, dummy accounts run rampant. Data collection parasites want your info to log things about you. And you go to message someone, only to find out upgrading is mandatory to send emails. Oh, but you fork out the fee, to find she's not interested. OK. It happens.


Nobody that isn't getting paid to pretend be interested is going to be interested in the cumstain.




Next!

You know? Does anybody else feel like these type of sites are just a waste of time? Unfortunately, some people like me don't have the courage to go to social events, being mildly autistic and not particularly good looking or interesting to talk to. I'm also more of a one-to-one kind of person, who prefers not being in a large group. I cannot stand loud noise or busy places either.


A one-to-zero kind of potato, I think...




But yeah. I don't like sex workers any more, as so many of them are nasty. In fact, just people in general are snooty today. Technology definitely has a lot to do with it. Instead of bringing people together, it makes men like me feel more lonesome. That can affect one's self-esteem.


It staggers me that such a waste of oxygen can have any self-esteem. What aspect of self is there for it to have esteem about?



But these tarts block you over the least little thing. I also hate it how on OnlyFans, you cannot ask for hook-ups. Their constant spamming for you to keep shelling out for videos and so on is also annoying. I'd rather just subscribe to be able to look at everything, and Bob's your uncle.




They block it out of a well honed instinct for self preservation. The only good thing about the cunt its that it being a psychopathic misogynist cunt is so very overt.

But there's more...




Today at 10:30 AM (https://forum.beyond3d.com/threads/does-being-messed-about-by-women-or-people-in-general-turn-you-bitter.63692/post-2348221)

Some of them were asking for a deposit too, then blocking me. While I try to give women the benefit of the doubt, my patience just wore so thin when they were behaving in such a pompous manner. Then they kept gloating on X about themselves, talking about all the high class dinners they had "simps" paying for.

Yeah, I get that "the job" sucks. They'd rather not be doing this, as it's degrading. I get that. But respect works both ways. So I think I'd rather pay £150 for to be treated nicely for the hour, even if it's superficial as all hell.


Then maybe, if you don't want to be a sub, stop chasing after dommes you braindead cuntweasel! Jesus fucking christ, it's like listening to someone complaining about not liking tomatoes or cheese in food, but insists on constantly fucking ordering pizza. The knobcheese clearly has a humiliation kink and just can't admit to it.

Speaking of Spudanus enjoying being a simp...



Speaking of respect, there's a YouTuber called Michael Does Life. I used to be one of his channel mods. I used to enjoy donating through Super Chat for to have a highlighted message, like during the lockdown days. It started to go to his head, though. Like if people weren't pledging enough cash or listening to his repetitive sounding rants on video games, he was referring to his followers as fake fans, and demanding higher payments, and acting rather daft. So I quietly moved on.

Once, he timed me out. And I was like, screw this crap. Even his ex friend Dillon called him out for saying I was a loser. So I was like, sod it. I'll go watch someone else's content for a change.


Well, if it's on the lookout for a YouTube channel, I can think of a couple to recommend...

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

Awesome reporting. Just imagine living Scottys miserable life. They spend all their time writing about it. At least it gives those on the internet something to laugh at.

It's not really living though is it? If spudanus was proposed as a fictional character it would almost certainly be rejected for being too repugnant and one dimensional.

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

A late heatwave in Scotland, with temperatures reaching double figures, has the recidivist potato's sap rising again. We all know how much the fuck-knuckle likes to be humiliated, and the denizens of dreamindemon.com did so well last time, it decided to suckle once more on that teat of shame.




Yesterday at 10:22 AM (https://www.dreamindemon.com/community/threads/dating.145473/post-1623588)

So as usual, I went to book an escort on AW for a meet that was meant to occur yesterday.

Yeah, I know, right? When will I ever learn? Probably never at this rate.

Learning would require intelligence. At this point the rancid cockwomble is just a collection of copy-paste rants, habits and smells; there's no thinking going on.



In 19 degrees heat, I walked all to the way to the area she said she resides at. I think it was another piss take, as she text me when I was there, making out there was a "family emergency". One of their typical excuses when they want to politely put you off, so they don't run the risk of you getting confrontational.


Such compassion: "Never mind if your mum's popped her clogs, I need to dip my wick!"
It's a wonder no ladies have snapped up such a prize.




You see, I got a new SIM-card, but I never realized there was no credit. Wasn't near any WiFi hotspots to log into the EE site to top it up with my bank card. So I called from my regular number, which to be honest, I'm no longer keen on providing. Had to remove the tray with a pin. That was when she made up that excuse.

I got semi-stung, too. She asked for a deposit with a voucher on Amazon. Why not take PayPal instead? So she makes out she bought me a voucher as a refund. I've no idea why it never arrived. She said she did it last night with the email address I told her to send it to. Well if so, where the hell is it?



Jesus fucking christ, not only a moron, but a tedious moron. Is there any aspect of modern life that it can navigate without help?




Overall, AW is full of weird cunts with a real snooty nature about them. I've totally gave it too many chances, hoping these women will wisen the fuck up. But you need the patience of a saint, as it's a bore trying to find a member who isn't just being an idiot.


"Snooty cunts" - for a potato that spends all its money and time chasing women, it really doesn't act like it likes them, does it?
They have wised up - that's why the misogynist scrotal wart is blocked as soon as they realise who it is they are dealing with.



Just like a lot of non-sexual sites, really. Most people online are just bullshitters, making being online a rather mundane, or secular experience. :meh:


Eh? Secular? Any guesses what it thinks that word means, because it clearly doesn't know.



Although I didn't know James Berich was in this movie. :smuggrin:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTqYbay0kUU

Some movies are funny. And some are scary too.


I think it is trying to be funny.
Either that or it has some weird sexual fantasy about James running around, wet and half naked.
Possibly both.

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

Oh, wait, like limp lettuce and a slice of cheese, it's on a roll. I suppose that's where being spud-shaped is handy.




Yesterday at 5:21 PM (https://www.dreamindemon.com/community/threads/dating.145473/post-1623603)


The ironic thing is, Mr. Poet, she was recently whining about doing her regular tours and had headed to Aberdeen, only to be ghosted by a client when she was there. They post on X about themselves a lot, talking about attending festivals or summer shows in Edinburgh, but not always in a pretentious way. You would think they were just ordinary women who are trying to do guys a good turn. But the one who did this is in Edinburgh, and called "GothHarlotBBW".



What, you mean to tell us that sex workers might be actual human beings?
What strange concept is this?
Has the turd-stain had an epiphany?




I also think I should stop telling them my name and about my film roles, or whatever. While it may seem innocent to just chat away to come across as pleasant, they can use info like your real name and photos and date of birth to record facts about you, so you lose your anonymity.


That's the problem with being a habitual sex offender, isn't it?
People just keep finding out, and it kills the mood.




And at the end of the day, I don't think they could give two shits about you as a person, unless you're rich. You're really just another daft cunt with money to burn in their eyes.


Aww, bless, it thinks it's a person!



While I can appreciate from their end, they probably do put up with creepy or dishonest people mucking them about, they really have no room to talk if you're giving them the benefit of the doubt, sending them a deposit, just to be fucked about. And if this deposit is credit based, it's easier to screw you over.


Genuinely never seems to occur to the cock-chancre that it is the creepy dishonest person they are all trying to avoid, does it?




The deposit thing is actually because they have guidelines about the new clients they may agree to accept. So if you sign up and have no feedback, they either want a deposit upfront, or sometimes to be provided with a reference. But not every user on AW is a scammer. There's just no way of knowing if they are one, even if they have a lot of feedback themselves.

EDIT:

Did you know about this? I stay here.




Father and son murdered and mutilated men with blowtorch and hammer
Ian MacLeod, 66, and Dean MacLeod, 42, killed Derek Johnston, 37, and Desmond Rowlings, 66, at a flat in Edinburgh in 2022.
news.sky.com news.sky.com (https://news.sky.com/story/father-and-son-who-murdered-and-mutilated-men-with-blowtorch-in-edinburgh-flat-jailed-for-life-13110849)

That was social workers and the council trying to be a fanny by offering me a flat there. The tossers.
Last edited: Today at 5:28 PM



So close, and yet so far.

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

But wait, there's even more arsegravy dripping from its stubby fingers




Yesterday at 7:49 PM (https://www.dreamindemon.com/community/threads/dating.145473/post-1623617)

Yeah, but I just explained why they ask for some of the payment in advance. So how am I to know this is going to occur? I'm not the only guy who has been fucked over, either. UKPunting is full of complaints from guys who mention having similar issues like this on that forum. And even though the users on UKPunting are dicks, some of their stories hold water.

Apart from that, they're all weirdos and funny buggers on AdultWork.com. The one that grassed me up to the police, she uploads videos on a site called Scatbook. Badmouths men on X. Then reveals she got raped when she was 18 by someone in a small town she resided in. So why be a fucking sex worker then if you don't want to be around men?

That has nothing to do with me. But they're always talking pish, promoting misandry. Then if you get tired of noticing it, they cry wolf. Although it's clear now I've totally been making myself look stupid by even bothering. But I really hate being single, autistic, and all that shit. Because I feel like other people without these conditions are either not understanding or trying to have fun at my expense. Or in their case, being ungrateful.




Yes, how can they not feel so honoured to be in the presence of such a fine specimen as Spudanus; Surely the very apex of masculinity.
For is it not written:

So God created mankind in his own image,
in the image of God he created them;
male and female he created them

But then there were some bits left over,
As is often the way;
Elbow skin, bits of scrotum and labia trimming.

So God rolled them up in a ball and threw it in the bin.
But God hadn't slept for a bit and weariness fouled God's aim.
And so Spudanus came into the world.





Yesterday at 8:40 PM (https://www.dreamindemon.com/community/threads/dating.145473/post-1623629)

I don't think I'll bother anymore.


Hallelujah! The streets of Edinburgh might finally be free of this pestilence!



They're always acting uptight and basically half-assing their services, because they're going through the motions. They just say stuff on their main page for fish bait purposes. Like, "I'll do this. I'm the best ever. My clients don't say that for no reason. Blah. Blah. Blah."


If only these women put as much dedication and professionalism into their work as Spudanus does into its, um... er... occupation of... umm.... scrounging off the taxpayer and harassing people?



Like, for fuck's sake. All a guy wants is a shag. But all this hassle online is just totally pointless, making the whole process one frustrating venture.


Some butter, a bit of onion and a ricer - that's all you need to mash your own potatoes.



There's a tall woman who goes by the name "Nausi Love", who is from Sweden. She won the 'World Sex Competition' a while ago, or whatever the hell it was. They're all the same. They're kind of nice towards their subs at first, until they move up the ranks. I've noticed this all the time, man. All the fucking time.

They will set up an X profile, OnlyFans, and so on. Acting all nice for the first stretch of their career. As soon as the money pours in, give it like a year or so, then boom. Suddenly she's now Queen-Fucking-Shit. You know? Most of them are the same. I've messaged countless members, so I ought to know who has come and gone.


It's incomprehensible, isn't it, just how many women are resistant to the cuntgnome's silky charm. It's almost like they aren't completely desperate.



She wanted a heck of a lot of cash to come to Scotland. She lists the venues she tours in, but Scotland is never one of them for some reason. So I noticed she occasionally comes to London like every half a year or whatever. Because, you know. If she's already in the UK, it may be easier to arrange a meet. Then I just asked her if she could come to a deal. But she asked for a ridiculous amount of dough for the flight over, and the hotel booking, and so on. And I wasn't trying to be funny, but it was a major amount she quoted.


You'd think she'd have been happy with just bus fare from the airport...
I find it fascinating how the maggotrectum is unwilling to cross town itself, but somehow expects people to travel internationally for the privilege of watching its erectile dysfunction in (in)action.



She just said something snide to me, like "I don't think you could afford me even if I toured". The cheek of the slut to stand me up like that in an email. But this is what I mean, dude. Bloody arrogant bitches.


Yes, what ever happened to the spirit of charitable public service in the sex industry? Community outreach to the unwashed and uneducated?
So, are we done?
Are we fuck.
When challenged on the fact that the problems Spudanus had with women possibly stemmed from the potato in the mirror, it retorted:




Yesterday at 9:27 PM (https://www.dreamindemon.com/community/threads/dating.145473/post-1623633)

If they don't like sex work though, why be a sex worker? I know people need money. But we all struggle.



Well, clearly, it's in the hope that one day they might get to meet such a distinguished and charming potato as Peter, here.

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

Scotty never ceases to amaze. Awesome, just so funny. One could fly to the moon for 20 years and on returning find Scotty in the same place with the same whining agenda. Incredible.
However they are right about one thing in that they are daft and stupid.
Name changing seems to be an inbred trait that is a regular occurrence.

It's a shame that its name is the only thing it seems capable of changing, isn't it?

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

Spudanus' latest foray on X has mostly flailing attempts at smalltalk directed at dommes (interspersed with occasional insults and threats aimed at them).
Mostly, these are predictably and risibly banal, but sometimes the swing and inevitable miss is just breathtaking.
A particular standout though was this one, where Victoria Rose (https://x.com/VictoriaRoseoff) was commenting on the failure of the legal system to successfully prosecute sexual assault and rape - an issue that concerns everyone but one where particularly sex workers are obviously particularly vulnerable.



The amount of videos I have seen of cases being dropped or the man being found not guilty in SA or grape cases is actually really disturbing. Even though there is evidence to prove it. Our justice system is fucked and there’s no support for women.

September 17, 2024 (https://twitter.com/VictoriaRoseoff/status/1835962188894220643?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)



Potatoface finally has a subject beyond food and shit pop music that it thinks it can wade in on, and responds with this fucking gem:




Yeah. The pigs and the legal system are useless. I had a support worker sending me crap from my Gumtree ads, saying things about me, and saying I should topple myself. The cops never intervene. But if you say something back, they berate you, like you're the culprit. Shocking. 

September 19, 2024 (https://twitter.com/DennyAW2024/status/1836645350439825681?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw)


Yes.
These things are entirely equivalent.
The lack of self awareness is just staggering, even when you think you already know how dumb the arsewipe is.

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

What's up, JB? :D

Well clearly not "little Peter" any time soon.
Sorry, still not James.

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

Awww... Spudanus has only gone and rage quit X again.



Today at 10:52 AM (https://forum.beyond3d.com/threads/musk-bought-twitter-what-hasnt-gone-wrong.62835/post-2352033)

Twitter became Twatter. Like a woman's fanny.


(Such wit)

How will it harass those dommes now?
Silly me, back to AW messaging and emails and forum posts and all the other usual methods, obviously

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

What is interesting is every now and then Scotty throws up some derogatory remarks about that Australian somehow thinking it will upset someone on this forum. Unless that Australian is here or someone else is offended I feel they are wasting their time.

Never underestimate just how monumentally stupid Spudanus is; Wasting time is the story of the oxygen-thief's life.

Pretty sure that the Australians here abandoned ship long ago.

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

Well Scotty better get used to it, because I am here for at least another year. I can't speak for the others, but the traffic and rankings we all have generated is certainly appreciated by the owners of the forum, so much so they have renewed for another 12 months. Here's to another year of high rankings and banter and comedy.


I'm here until the site goes down (slightly surprised that hasn't happened yet) or until Spudanus stops being a cunt online (whether voluntarily or not).
If it helps even one more of Peter's victims ID the fucker, then it is totally worth the effort.
I still only post when the shitbag's actively being a misogynist, racist, or otherwise hateful twat though; If I posted every time the cockweasel did something moronic, I'd never get anything else done.


That's okay. You can keep being a sad git with your alts. But nobody cares, and I'll just be elsewhere with all new accounts, so that you cannot find me. ;)

How's that been working out for you so far?
You do realise it isn't the usernames that give you away, right?
Sorry, what am I doing? Trying to reason with a root vegetable with an appropriately subterranean IQ....
(Also, as previously reiterated, not James, and I don't post from any alts here.)

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

Great. You not having a life - now 100% confirmed. Nice one. That's about the only honest remark I can recall you posting, because everything else is just vendetta induced, or here's a translation: "I cannot let go of old rubbish Peter did in such and such bygone era, only I care to complain about." Uh-huh.

Also, I run in circles talking down to you. All you do is say these alts aren't yours when they all sprung up here when you joined. And they all spam about other posts on other forums, but this is something only you're aware of. Evident from all the cut and pasted posts, dissecting things I said about women or Lance Reddick, or the police.

I even seen you on the active users list once, logging in and out with two names, including the account you post non spammy shit with.

Nope.
Sorry, wrong on every point.

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

One of the odder behaviours Spudanus exhibits, is haunting the off-topic sections of forums focussed on subjects that the cuntwomble is unable to contribute meaningfully to, often tech forums.
One such forum is Beyond3d (https://forum.beyond3d.com/) a graphics hardware/software forum with quite a technical tone.
Spudanus, who would struggle to understand graphics hardware that wasn't made by Crayola normally just tries to chip in with asinine comments about games, and for some reason the locals tolerate it.

Now however, it has decided to once again hoist its colours as a sociopathic misogynist prick, and follow up on its previous thread Does being messed about by women or people in general, turn you bitter? (https://forum.beyond3d.com/threads/does-being-messed-about-by-women-or-people-in-general-turn-you-bitter.63692/) in the wonderfully titled thread I hate sex workers more than ever!
(https://forum.beyond3d.com/threads/i-hate-sex-workers-more-than-ever.63742/)


Tuesday at 3:00 AM (https://forum.beyond3d.com/threads/i-hate-sex-workers-more-than-ever.63742/post-2353737)

Is it time to throw in the towel?

What is it with their scamming, pompousness, or bad attitude? And these bots on free OnlyFans accounts. Meh.

This isn't fun in my view. It's boring and irritating. :D


Presumably that's a metaphorical towel, as we all know personal hygiene isn't Spudanus' forte, and I doubt it owns any towels.
Seeing the turdcorn complain about other people's attitude ahs a certain comedy value though.
Off to a cracking start.



Tuesday at 10:03 PM (https://forum.beyond3d.com/threads/i-hate-sex-workers-more-than-ever.63742/post-2353793)

Their attitude completely stinks. It doesn't matter if it's escorts, porn stars, "models" or dommes. I have contacted dozens of them over the years, and only like 3 in every 50 you contact are decent and give a good, down to earth first impression. The rest are just totally odd or arrogant.

I'll be courteous and not name people. I could. But these ones who do BDSM have the most sad attitude. You cannot message them or anything, without fear of some type of nasty reaction. Very cold and awkward. Then they ironically complain about being ignored on X. Or moan about their business drying up.

You would have to be higher than a kite or pretty worthless to simp for them, knowing they don't give a crap about you.

Just full of themselves and putting profit over politeness. This carry on can invariably involve being scammed, ghosted, blackballed, and mistreated. Then you just feel dumb for having bothered.


I think we all know what stinks, Spudanus, and I'll give you a clue, you can see it in the mirror.
For a potato that has seemingly made an enemy of everyone it has ever interacted with, and goes from 0-100 on the psycho scale on a semi-regular basis, it seems unduly concerned about other people's decorum.
It never occurs to the cockcheese that everyone avoids it and blocks it because it is clear, even from the briefest of interactions, just what a fucking dismal pathological cuntweasel Spudanus is.
Also, that dumb feeling - you should listen to that. It's nothing to do with women.
That call is coming from inside the potato sack.



Yesterday at 10:35 AM (https://forum.beyond3d.com/threads/i-hate-sex-workers-more-than-ever.63742/post-2353835)

Well, it cannot be any worse than the people online who keep saying, "Resident Evil 4 is teh GOAT of all RE games despite having barely any horror in it. AKA ZOMG!!!!111OneEleven".

God, that's so nippy. ;)

But yeah. About the only woman I know online who is a dominatrix and is nice, is this gothic one from London. She'd kick your arse. All the rest are a lost cause.

There was one I messaged who claims she got raped when she was a teenager. Posts videos of herself defecating in a bowl and has a really lousy, unforgiven nature about her. What's even more sad is that the guys they berate on X are who provides their income. So much for that, "You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours" pish. They would rather you just gave away all your finances for nout, and screw fulfilling your desires.

On OnlyFans, they keep sending you messages (likely via a bot, I suspect) and want you to pay to unlock their ten a penny, run of the mill wank fodder that you would rather prefer to view simply by subscribing. Then they hide their face half of the time.

Like, I'm not paying ten quid just for to view some badly edited together POV shots.


Fucking wow. Not even a pretence of a shred of humanity.



Yesterday at 5:36 PM (https://forum.beyond3d.com/threads/i-hate-sex-workers-more-than-ever.63742/post-2353880)

It's a bit different from viewing regular porn in that you pay to interact with the content creators, usually to build up a potential bond. But on these platforms, you're not allowed to ask for bookings (or meets). The constant spamming for tips is annoying, though. It's the same as a homeless person shaking a cup at you for spare change, and then being rude if they're ignored.

If you know their email address or relevant platforms, you can contact them that way. But I don't need pretentious whores in my life, nor do I need gaming forums like GameFAQs. It has gotten to the point where I can take it or leave it.


Is that so?
Spudanus can take it or leave it?
Because it looks like any time it has money it's fucking compelled to splash it with all the restraint and self control of a chimpanzee on methamphetamine...



Yesterday at 5:55 (PM https://forum.beyond3d.com/threads/i-hate-sex-workers-more-than-ever.63742/post-2353885)

Think of it like this.

If you went to your local Iceland or Co-op store and the staff acted like jerks whenever you approached them, you would probably feel like taking your custom elsewhere. I know I would.

Ultimately, it is that attitude of theirs which I find annoying. It ain't their services. Although, yes. A lot of them do seem to make up things to entice you, then you can judge what they do based on the meet. Most of them just go through the motions. Even if they don't like doing the job, a bit of friendliness from the beginning will bode well for feedback.

The trouble is, some of them identify as witches, or sadists. So obviously it's not you. They're just pretty messed up, and it's therefore a non starter. Unless of course you're a sadist too, then you may be a better match.

I think I've been contacting some rather sick women. But I still don't get why they behave in a really aggressive manner when they don't even know me. I've never said anything to indicate I'm gonna present a problem.


I think Spudanus will find that if it went to its local Iceland or Co-op and started telling the staff it wanted to cover them in custard and then asked them about their favourite Canadian bands from the 1980s, they would also be given very short shrift there too, and probably barred.
The problem isn't the women, it's potatoface being a creepy fucktard.
Also, I'm not sure it understands the difference between sadist, masochist, sub and dom.

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

As nobody had yet just told the fucker to shut the fuck up, it decided to keep going...



Yesterday at 6:14 PM (https://forum.beyond3d.com/threads/i-hate-sex-workers-more-than-ever.63742/post-2353887)

Besides women being tarty, I will never understand why people get obsessed with celebrities either. Singers. Musicians. Actors. Chavs on reality TV.

It's just pointless. But I guess the media is loving every second of it.

Yeah, suppose someone is super talented. Cool. And? What else? A lot of these people are just 'yes, men' (and women), only with way more money than us. They take a lot of crap and feel bad about themselves quite often as well.

But unless you've met these famous personalities, why simp for them? They don't know you. So people having slagging matches over them is sad.

It's like football. People try to murder fans of other teams because their team lost a match, or whatever. And to me, that's just lame. It's not in good taste at all, and just verifies what I've been saying about our modern society all along.

The police aren't angels either. I call them Wayne Couzens, or the pigs. My mate refers to them as the Wankers Association.


Yes, people are weird aren't they, obsessing about other people. It's not like Spudanus has a (criminal) history of obsessive behaviour towards other people and fictional fucking characters.
Jesus fucking christ, the lack of self awareness the queefmouth displays is fucking epic in its scope.

And finally, spudanus climaxes...



Yesterday at 11:41 PM (https://forum.beyond3d.com/threads/i-hate-sex-workers-more-than-ever.63742/post-2353921)

The only dommes I get respect from are Goth Delilah, Lottie LaLay, Erika Rayne, and Goddess Ana. A few others like Laura Ropes are fine. But the local ones I know are all tossers. That makes pretty much nearly everybody in my country, to be honest. And the escorts in Scotland are just as awful.


So, basically, the ones at a safe distance that don't have to worry about Spudanus actually showing up....



You need only check out UKPunting to see why it's a chore trying to obtain a booking that you can enjoy.


And can we just take a moment to appreciate just how fucked up UK Punting is, both in concept and execution.




You cannot message them about bugger all, as they just get instantly angry or puzzled. I understand it isn't really about sparking up any chit-chat, but they just seem to be immediately outlandish and disinterested. They even perceive counter sarcasm to their abuse as being harassment in of itself. What the hell?

And they can sometimes do what's called 'bait and switch'. This is a lucrative practice where they upload outdated or completely fake pictures on their profiles. Once you arrive at the flat or house they request you to visit, you may notice it isn't the woman advertised. Men are encouraged to walk before handing over any money if this scam occurs, but perhaps they stupidly choose to stay because they don't want to be rude.

The only downside is that the best ones are working in England and Spain, and whatnot. They seldomly tour in Scotland. If they do, they're inclined to visit Glasgow rather than come to Edinburgh. My city just seems to get brushed off, for some reason.


It's weird isn't it. Spudanus emails them demented weird bullshit and they get annoyed.
So unreasonable.
Perhaps they've blacklisted the entire city of Edinburgh, just to avoid the risk of running into Spudanus. It would be reasonable, I feel.



There's a Swedish one who calls herself Nausi Love. Claims to be the tallest sex worker in the world. Seriously. She is huge. Even won the World Sex Competition, representing Sweden. But my God. Does she have an ego now? Just look up her X posts.

She was okay a year ago when I cheered her up and she said I was her best fan. Then I asked her for a meet. Just got nothing but lip in an email. But this is the pattern. They start off quite nice to people. Then they switch things up once they 'evolve' (more like downgrading into an asshole).


Spudanus is completely unable to detect sarcasm, isn't it?



I actually recommended she tour, as this would be more ideal. She said, "I doubt you could afford me, even if I toured". After I emailed her back to say this is not exactly true, in a firm but non-confrontational way, she said, "I am glad you can see me after all" in reply. But I couldn't tell if she was confused by my response or just trying to be smart. Either way, my new aim is to disown any piss takers. Including those who were previously decent. I'll be less likely to forget an insult directed at me or if I got blocked.


Oh great, Spudanus is resolved to be even more hysterically and obsessively petty. No more nice potato!



Their 'FMTY' bookings may be less rushed and it gives you more time to get to know them, sure. But just consider the mighty cost to set all this up, and some ladies only want a 4 or 5 star accommodation on top of everything else they charge. This is why I prefer asking to see them if they happen to be on tour. Or if they are already in the UK, to be more precise.

Usually though, dommes focus on promoting kinky content online and providing the occasional real time sessions, normally discretely. Not so much for sexual favours. If they do offer both, this will probably be made clear on their wall.

But sadly, they're only that nice to begin with, basically until they move up the ranks. As they grow in popularity and earnings, they can become a bit twisted and start to fizzle out of their sweet look, which means they change their appearance, hang in with the rough sort, then get potentially corrupted. And this means they start to take less crap from people. Being able to pick and choose like a scene in a Saw movie, where most potential clients are shunned. So to speak. :(


So, when they can afford to be choosy, they don't choose a repulsive homunculus like Spudanus.
Weird, huh?
What's all that about?




I really don't care about dodgy dating sites, such as Plentyoffish. There's too many idiots who are insincere and enjoy mucking you about. And Gumtree doesn't even have a dating section nowadays. But Craigslist and Flirtbox and all that are just crap as well, with silly, gimmicky features, and hidden fees.

Wait. There's still dating on Gumtree?
Oooh. Kinky (https://www.gumtree.com/p/other-household-goods/black-fabric-potato-grow-bags-/1485248468)



OK. Call me an incel.


You are an incel.



Say this is "too long, did not read", or whatever. But at least I'm honest and saying it like it needs to be said. ;)


No.
It really didn't.
You hush now.

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

Yes, it is getting older at any rate.
It seems it has almost outlived its idol; Eddie Guerrero died aged 38.
Surely that can't be right?

If only Spudanus could go somewhere with no women and no internet, a digital detox retreat, then maybe it would make the shitbag happy.
If only such a magical paradise existed...

Fingers crossed, eh Peter? (https://www.scotcourts.gov.uk/court-rolls/sheriff-court-criminal/sheriff-court-rolls-criminal/#/?keyword=%22peter%20ross%20anderson%22)



Accused details
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Date
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Court room
Hearing time


Peter ROSS ANDERSON
Livingston Sheriff Court
Wednesday 16 October 2024
SCS/2023-066642
LI22000179
Court 4
10:00




Tsk! Another remake.

[The Scottish Pedro]

Not available

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

Ding ding!
All aboard!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=MFYH39pxAYU

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

It's been an eventful week for the recidivist turd-gargler.
Unfortunately for Spudanus, as fewer forums tolerate its peculiar strain of self-pitying hatred, it is gradually running out of internet.

Having somehow malingered its way out of a court appearance, or at least deferred it for a few weeks, it had to release the built up tension somewhere and so it has decided to dump its load on the Blu-ray.com forums. It has been posting there for a long time, but mostly failing to get engagement with the locals about horror films and video games.

The rather unimaginatively thread is titled Anybody seen escorts or other kinds of sex workers? (https://forum.blu-ray.com/showthread.php?t=379101), so you know it's going to be a bumpy ride.
It's a huge wall of text, and most of it is pretty much copy pasted from previous bile it has spouted, so to precis:


Sex workers don't love Spudanus;
Forum users don't love Spudanus;
Michael doesn't love Spudanus;
Social services don't love Spudanus;
Support workers don't love Spudanus;
Autism Initiatives didn't love Spudanus;
Patrick didn't love Spudanus;
Murray didn't love Spudanus;
Marie is still unhinged (pot calling the kettle, there);
Ghosts don't love Spudanus;
Spudanus is still sore about that fucking iPod Laura broke;
Everyone is James, and James doesn't love Spudanus;
The police don't love Spudanus;
Despite spending all its time and money chasing them, the cockwomble clearly just can't wrap its tiny potato based brain around the concept of a domme!


Boo-fucking-hoo: poor poopy little potato!

Still, on the upside, maybe things will go well in November and the scrotewart will get the joys of a festive break in Saughton in December.

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

Spudanus likes shit music, so here's some shit music for it....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhKwEs8t9Iw

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

'Tis that time of year...


Remember, remember, the Fifth of November,
Death threats, harassment and stalking.
I see there's no justice.
If a potato that does this.
Is ever allowed to go walking!


Don't miss the bus, eh Peter? (https://www.scotcourts.gov.uk/court-rolls/sheriff-court-criminal/sheriff-court-rolls-criminal/#/?keyword=%22peter%20ross%20anderson%22)



Accused details
Location
Date
Court reference no.
PF reference no.
Court room
Hearing time


Peter ROSS ANDERSON
Livingston Sheriff Court
Tuesday 05 November 2024
SCS/2023-066642
LI22000179
Court 1
10:00




Will there be fireworks?

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

There were fireworks.

Despite of the court allowing the fuck-knuckle to reschedule, the shitbag still failed to attend on November 5th; A decision that hopefully will have consequences.
I'm not sure if Spudanus still being on the loose played into the eruption of local riots (https://uk.news.yahoo.com/edinburgh-riot-police-under-attack-214029449.html), but clearly that gave the police more pressing things to do for the time being than harvesting potatoes, so the shitstain is still free.

Meanwhile it's business as usual in Spudville, though its habitat continues to shrink.
(Silent Hill Community has been lost to the fog, Umbrella Online isn't, and Anxiety Community Forum seems to be having an existential crisis)
It continued to whine about dommes and its own impotence (in all senses of the word) in its highly entertaining thread on blu-ray.com (https://forum.blu-ray.com/showthread.php?t=379101), to the increasing chagrin of the locals.
As it wasn't getting the sympathetic responses it wanted, it seems to have decided to have another stab at engaging with the autistic community. This is always a bit of a gamble for Potatoface because for obvious reasons it can't fall back on the bullshit kneejerk autism victimhood defence.

Initially an attempt to learn how it might malinger its way out of appearing in court, this thread (https://www.autismforums.com/threads/how-do-you-get-a-diagnosis-of-agoraphobia.49366/)soon degenerated into the ususal shitshow complete with its own little demotivational poster.


https://www.autismforums.com/attachments/1608605643078-jpg.137190/
(https://www.autismforums.com/threads/how-do-you-get-a-diagnosis-of-agoraphobia.49366/post-1152318)

It's quite rambling, but it's always fun to watch the smegnugget rapidly lose the audience.

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

Scotty still fails to understand how burner phones work. Very mysterious machines.

The moron understands so very little. I think it just hears terms like 'burner' and repeats it in vaguely the same context as it heard it originally, without even attempting to understand. Like a parrot, if a parrot was stupider and more psychotic.

[The Scottish Pedro]

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[The Scottish Pedro]

Not available

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

Not available

Allrighty then.

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

Bogan.

Look me up on YouTube later on.

https://i.ibb.co/Y73LVn5/thescottishpedro.jpg (https://ibb.co/Lz8ZsjT)

Not sure what was expected to see there.

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

https://i.ibb.co/Y73LVn5/thescottishpedro.jpg (https://ibb.co/Lz8ZsjT)

Not sure what was expected to see there.

I'm messing with you - you meant this...
https://i.ibb.co/cDw2j2S/peterrossanderson.jpg (https://ibb.co/jgz3S3P)

Nope. Still nothing...

[The Scottish Pedro]

Not available

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

The search feature on here isn't that great, so I cannot get to the precise post where you said the comment, and I only seen a printable copy. But a name change with a different year at the tail-end of it hasn't got anything to do with you. So I don't get why you brought that up, James.

What the actual fuck are you rabbiting on about now?
What the fuck has that got to do with anything?
You actually took the time to log in and type that drivel?

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

I see Spudanus has managed to combine its regular brand of racism with crushing irony in a desperate attempt to ingratiate itself with the denizens of DD:



Tuesday at 7:00 PM (https://www.dreamindemon.com/community/threads/trump-reportedly-raged-at-american-soldier%E2%80%99s-funeral-bill-%E2%80%98it-doesn%E2%80%99t-cost-60-000-bucks-to-bury-a-f-cking-mexican-%E2%80%99.145848/post-1628779)

Why do you never see Mexicans in Star Trek?

They don't work in the future, either. :joyful:

A bit fucking rich for a twatmaggot that has done nothing but parasitise the rest of society for its entire fucking miserable existence, is it not?

Meanwhile it seems some website has the cockjuggler vexed...



Yesterday at 4:02 PM (https://www.autismforums.com/threads/im-trying-to-get-material-removed-on-a-site-but-im-so-far-not-having-any-success.49410/post-1153857)

There's this forum to do with anxiety support, but some troll has been spamming on it for years with multiple accounts. The owner hasn't signed in for years, so I have no idea why this stupid forum even still exists. He seems to update the domain every year, and doesn't even use the forum any longer, having last logged in like a decade ago. Just has a bunch of links to things you can buy regarding mental health stuff. However, this idiot has left it choc-a-bloc with abuse.

To find the hosting service of a site, you go on who.is, but a lot of website owners these days like to use this "Cloudflare" to disguise this information. It's basically some service that acts like a reverse proxy. So upon emailing the personnel at Cloudflare, they're supposed to email you back, letting you know who the real host is. So they did that, but after I contacted a company named GTT to report this menace who has been harassing me online, they asked for some IP address, which I assume is so that they can look into the matter. The awkward part is, if you write to Cloudflare, they ignore all your emails, which means that unless they give out this info, you're not going to know the IP they're referring to.

When you fill in a report form like they request you to do at times, they're meant to forward that across to the host. But they generally only reply to these DMCA related complaints, and never just general abuse reports.

I get the impression Cloudflare knows they're notorious for people having to send them complaints and similar questions about hosting providers, so they just don't bother genuinely assisting anyone with their enquiry.

Awww... Poor potato.
Also, amusingly, later in the same thread:



Today at 3:22 AM
(https://www.autismforums.com/threads/im-trying-to-get-material-removed-on-a-site-but-im-so-far-not-having-any-success.49410/post-1153961)
Yeah. That's ED. They had a Swedish URL at one point to avoid DMCA takedown requests.

Sad people, indeed

I'd never really made the connection before: All those years of trouble with ED, with Spudanus failing to take it down, and now, all these years later the cockwomble struggles with ED, failing to get it up.
What is that?
Some sort of ironic acronym based karma?
Whatever it is, it's fucking glorious.

Meanwhile if you want a giggle... (https://forum.blu-ray.com/showthread.php?p=22610171#post22610171)

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

Double bubble




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Peter ROSS ANDERSON
Livingston Sheriff Court
Friday 29 November 2024
SCS/2023-066642
LI22000179
Court 4
10:00


Peter ROSS ANDERSON
Livingston Sheriff Court
Friday 29 November 2024
SCS/2024-102766
LI22000179
Court 4
10:00



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[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

New year, same story.
I hope Spudanus gets some sort of frequent customer loyalty bonus.



Accused details
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Date
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Court room
Hearing time


Peter ROSS ANDERSON
Livingston Sheriff Court
Thursday 30 January 2025
SCS/2023-066642
LI22000179
Court 3
10:00

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

Less than a week later and Spudanus has another date:



Accused details
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Date
Court reference no.
PF reference no.
Court room
Hearing time


Peter ROSS ANDERSON
Livingston Sheriff Court
Tuesday 04 February 2025
SCS/2023-066642
LI22000179
Court 4
10:00



The fucknugget certainly gets more dates this way than on PlentyOfFish.
I'm just going to take a wild guess that the cumstain ghosted the sheriff again and failed to attend....

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

So it seems that the cumspiggot's latest non-compliance with court orders has been met merely with a four month curfew order.
Even assuming that the jizz-juggler intends to comply with the court this time (which it almost certainly will not), how exactly will this impinge upon its day-to-day activities?
In what way can that be considered any form of effective punishment?
The incel shut-in can't even be arsed with going to the local shops regularly now that it has discovered Snappy Shopper, and the weather in Edinburgh is not exactly enticing at this time of year.
Still, I suppose it means the local working girls get some respite from the putrid prowler and can breathe a bit easier, for a short while at least.

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

We shall be watching for how Scotty deals with this curfew.

The Court instructing Spudanus to not do something seems to be the surest way of enticing the contrary psychopath to do that very thing.
This will probably be the incentive it needed to get finally some exercise outdoors.
It is still going to be spending Valentine's day doing Netflix and chill with the mice and the carpet beetles and a box of Kleenex though.

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

Using different names to reply to your own uninteresting drivel is pointless, James Berich.

Sorry, no James' here....

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

Very interesting how after all these years Scotty still thinks everyone is this Australian James.

Yes, much like the outflow from a sewage pipe, the excrement-mouthed cuntwart is offensively consistent.
Also, despite effectively getting off extremely lightly (more to do with the overcrowding in Scottish prisons than any skill from the lawyer, I suspect), the dickcheese is still moaning about it:



Today at 9:49 AM (https://forums.majorgeeks.com/threads/whats-new-with-you.325850/page-2#post-2065068)
This week, I learned that the only good lawyer is a dead lawyer. LOL. ;)

I got sentenced in court to 135 days of cozy home curfew for saying to somebody (in 2021, no less), "Just admit it. You never cared about me". Wasn't even a hearing that took place in my local court either. I had to go to Livingston in West Lothian.


Not sure obliquely suggesting a death-threat towards your own lawyer is a winning strategy, but then Spudanus has never been the brightest potato in the sack, even when it is the only potato in the sack.

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

The older Scotty gets the deeper they go into recidivism toward chronic criminal behaviour leading to numerous arrests and re-imprisonment. We will sit back and watch the train wreck develop.

The scrotum-faced turdgargler isn't capable of change or growth because it is incapable of thought. Pretty much all of its behaviours at this point are just conditioned responses. I'm honestly amazed it manages to feed itself at all - presumably it just shoves random objects into random orifices until it hits that vital food-mouth combo.

[The Scottish Pedro]

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[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

Not available

Well. thanks for that valuable insight, Spudanus.
Your input is as welcome as ever.
Suffering from some sort of post trauma, perhaps?

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

Clearly disheartened by the lack of engagement from the incel gamers and online aspies, and presumably having failed to strike up any sort of conversation with the mice it shares its lair with, Spudanus has decided to give the junkies another bash.
After some chit chat about vomit porn and some wank about its ever-nonfunctional pizzle (https://www.bluelight.org/community/threads/anyone-else-horny-as-fuck-all-the-time.939037/post-16228019), it's straight in there with a wall-of-text greatest hits remix:



These women are taken the piss. Right? (https://www.bluelight.org/community/threads/these-women-are-taken-the-piss-right.945017)

Yesterday at 8:01 PM (https://www.bluelight.org/community/threads/these-women-are-taken-the-piss-right.945017/post-16227967)

First of all, I just want to say that, I have ASD, which makes me socially awkward. I have not really had a relationship, apart from one slag I met in 2005, who took advantage of me.

I have social anxiety, agoraphobia type issues, average looks, and you know. I think I would be the last guy you'd want to date. Basically, I'm on the spectrum. Never go to anything social. The most I do is play pool with a sibling.


"Average looks"?
Overselling things a bit there, don't you think Spudanus?
Average for a medieval plague pit maybe, but don't kid yourself that you are anything other than repulsive.
On the money though with the last person anyone would want to go on a date with observation.
Let's face it, even when offered a significant financial incentive most sane adults would rather gouge their own eyes out with a rusty spoon.


Anyway, I often go online to look for escorts. I was also kind of interested in trying kink as well, as I find it gets me a buzz. You know. But I swear, messaging escorts, pornographic actresses, dommes or that on AdultWork.com and whatnot, is a waste of time. OnlyFans is crap too and a waste of money, because I think they get a bot to reply to you. Then they incessantly spam your inbox to ask you to pay to unlock videos, or they forward you links to other users, which suggests they aren't even genuinely responding. Sorry, but if I pay £10 to follow a woman, I want said woman to correspond with this person they clearly view as a twat.

Now this could, admittedly, be down to me being rude from time to time.

A bit rude?
Ya think?
More like an obvious creepy nutjob, but carry on...


Like if you send pervy messages off the bat or ramble on about random stuff, they may think you're more crackers than Jacob's. I still think it's down to them being self-focused and insolent to a very big degree, though. But I will get on to it.

The irony of Spudanus accusing anyone else of being self-obsessed is just glorious, isn't it?


So basically, I think it comes down to enticing men through sugar-coating practices. Like if you look at their profiles, they know guys love all the juicy, sexy details and photos of their flesh. Right? Because if you contact them, they don't seem to care to acknowledge what you're talking about, which suggests they made it all up as carrot dangling. Some of their prices I think are ridiculous as well. Some fetch up to £400 per hour, and lots of charges for their listed extras aren't even included in the rate. So you could end paying up to £800. A huge gamble on someone you don't know.

The only carrot dangling here is the cumgargler's own limp crotch-nubbin.
I think the issue that the disheveled dickweed is encountering here is that you don't reach that level of the profession without being able to screen out the worst of the predatory scumbags and creeps.
Honestly, £800 is fair recompense to even have to listen to the mingemaggot's whiney nasal droning.


There's a woman who claims to be the tallest sex worker in Sweden. She really is huge. I saw photos of her standing next to other women, and you would need a ladder. And since she occasionally tours in England, I suggested she visit Edinburgh, in Scotland. But she emailed me in a cranky way, demanding 3000 euros. This is why I suggested if she was in London, for example, we could like, come to a compromise. And I wasn't trying to dictate anything to her. It was just something I made an enquiry about, because she seems to visit a lot of other cities in Britain. And I could sense she was being sarcastic.


It's just incomprehensible that Nausi wouldn't be tempted to travel hundreds of miles just for the thrill of Potatoface's scintillating company, isn't it?


But if you look at their X posts, it just feels like most of them are very pompous and living rent free in La La Land with how they express their business. It seems like they exist in a vacuum.

What does that even mean?
Are we sure Spudanus has English as a first language?
That reads like some AI regurgitated nonsense.


They talk about themselves way too much. Posts about food, holidays, how much they earned through overnight sessions with high class gents, what they did with their other SW mates, and so on - all the while berating men, who they must reflect upon as being beneath them. Then they expect these so-called "simps" to reimburse them on these cash apps, or buy them things on Amazon, or Throne. They used to use sites like Wishtender too, but that site ended its services.


Peter still not understanding findom, while apparently still obsessed with findom...


If they don't take a shine to me either, they block me without hesitation, then try to get me blackballed with people they associate with. There's this slogan that this London escorts collective uses, and they compare themselves to the Pink Ladies in 'Grease'. Like... WTF? times 1000.

Uh. It's just so outlandish. Mirror, mirror, on the wall. And all that jazz. I don't find that remotely attractive. Nor should anyone else.


Me thinks the potato doth protest too much; It clearly has a public humiliation kink. Why else would it keep coming back for more?


But clearly, it's a waste of time. As a person who gets horny and super lonely, however, this is highly annoying, and I dare say, it's making me feel like knocking their teeth out.

Well that's not at all problematic is it, fantasising violence against women?
Can't imagine why they aren't queuing around the block to see the shitstain.
Nobody to blame for Spudanus' situation other than Spudanus.
Maybe it should consider knocking its own teeth out?
Fucking hell, Peter, just have a rage-wank while scrolling through Capcom's website and be done with it.


But I think it comes down to mistresses identifying as sadists. Because obviously if somebody says they worship the likes of Satan and wear bondage gear to reflect their bizarre personality choices, they aren't gonna be very approachable from the jump. Like, I know they seem to believe they're above everyone else in society perhaps due to a mental disorder, but you end up feeling like they could be potentially dangerous.


There's only one party here with a mental disorder that is undeniably dangerous, and that's the potato in the mirror, Peter.


I don't like to judge people, because I cannot rule out that they could have dire mental health issues that affects how they conduct themselves. But they may just enjoy trying to take liberties with people's pleasant aura. So why do they seem shocked when a guy replies with relatable hostility? But either way, maybe I ought to just call it quitters.

P.S. I edited this for a few typos. Many smartphones lack spell checking facilities today.


Didn't fucking edit it for sanity errors though!
Lolwot? Doesn't like to judge?
Fucking hell.

Anyway, the thread continues on for several hundred more words to complain about the usual victims of the impotent imbecile's ire - Bella, Autism Initiatives, the council, the weather, etc.
I'm still not sure this isn't satire - surely no real human could be as belligerently stupid and show so little self awareness as Spudanus?

Updated:
The rancid tuber's miserable malfunctioning little wang isn't the only thing that fails to stay up, but worry not!
Archived version of the thread. (https://web.archive.org/web/20250304084915/https://www.bluelight.org/community/threads/these-women-are-taken-the-piss-right.945017/)

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

It has nowhere else to go, and nobody else to talk to (or rather talk at).
Honestly, I think Spudanus (and everyone else) would be happier if it made its own friends - literally.
Specifically if just drew some eyes and lips on its hand and talked to that.
You never know, it might even get to second base... but knowing Potatoface's track record, it would probably end up stalking the hand, and then the hand would end up calling the cops on Peter.

[Rachel Zegler]

Hi, ho...

Hi, ho...

James whining about woke lameness, we go...

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

Hi, ho...

Hi, ho...

James whining about woke lameness, we go...

Welcome to the forum, Rachel.
Do you know James then?
If you do, can you let him know that Peter is utterly infatuated with him.
You might want to give Spudanus a wide berth; It is lonely and desperate (https://www.bluelight.org/community/threads/i-am-making-this-my-last-year-seeing-escorts.945851/) and you're exactly the type of woman that it likes to stalk and harass.

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

Interesting...



Accused details
Location
Date
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Court room
Hearing time


Peter ANDERSON
Edinburgh Sheriff Court
Friday 23 May 2025
SCS/2024-113726
ED24018782
Court 4
10:00


Peter ANDERSON
Glasgow Sheriff Court
Friday 23 May 2025
SCS/2025-030978
GG23000939
Court 2
10:00



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[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

Honestly Spudanus, you should try to wind the Court up some more and see if you can't get yourself sent down for contempt: Some time in the slammer might be nice - fully catered, fewer mice to deal with - A real home away from home.




Accused details
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Date
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PF reference no.
Court room
Hearing time


Peter ANDERSON
Glasgow Sheriff Court
Friday 06 June 2025
SCS/2025-030978
GG23000939
Court 2
10:00

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

Another week, another court appearance:



Accused details
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Date
Court reference no.
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Court room
Hearing time


Peter ANDERSON
Edinburgh Sheriff Court
Friday 13 June 2025
SCS/2024-113726
ED24018782
Court 8
10:00





It's becoming interesting now - will Spudanus get lifted for failing to attend the Glasgow case before it can make it to the Edinburgh one?
Place your bets...

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

Maybe Spudanus could borrow Frank's scooter - that might be faster; Just don't fall off, Peter!



Accused details
Location
Date
Court reference no.
PF reference no.
Court room
Hearing time


Peter ANDERSON
Glasgow Sheriff Court
Monday 23 June 2025
SCS/2025-030978
GG23000939
Court 3
14:00

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

Slightly earlier start this time; at least Spudanus doesn't have to worry about getting there on time as transport is presumably already arranged...



Accused details
Location
Date
Court reference no.
PF reference no.
Court room
Hearing time


Peter ANDERSON
Edinburgh Sheriff Court
Friday 11 July 2025
SCS/2024-113726
ED24018782
Court 16
09:30




Been gloriously quiet without the cuntbubble infesting forums; would be a shame for that to change.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

Oh, no, it's OK Spudanus gets a bit longer in bed - been pushed back half an hour it seems...



Accused details
Location
Date
Court reference no.
PF reference no.
Court room
Hearing time


Peter ANDERSON
Edinburgh Sheriff Court
Friday 11 July 2025
SCS/2024-113726
ED24018782
Court 3
10:00

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

The glorious, peaceful, potato-free period continues...

https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9sv8snZRv1rpnry3.gif

Meanwhile, Spudanus' next fixture is coming soon.



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Date
Court reference no.
PF reference no.
Court room
Hearing time


Peter ANDERSON
Glasgow Sheriff Court
Friday 01 August 2025
SCS/2025-053409
GG23000939
Court 2
10:00

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

The serene, spudless summer continues...

https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mawc2ajB9d1qattkm.gif

It has been truly wonderful, but alas, another checkpoint approaches...



Accused details
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Date
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PF reference no.
Court room
Hearing time


Peter ANDERSON
Glasgow Sheriff Court
Friday 29 August 2025
SCS/2025-053409
GG23000939
Court 2
10:00

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

The serene, spudless summer continues...

https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mawc2ajB9d1qattkm.gif

It has been truly wonderful, but alas, another checkpoint approaches...



Accused details
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Date
Court reference no.
PF reference no.
Court room
Hearing time


Peter ANDERSON
Glasgow Sheriff Court
Friday 29 August 2025
SCS/2025-053409
GG23000939
Court 2
10:00



Aww... Looks like Friday's potato mashing has been delayed.
I guess this means that Spudanus will be guaranteed offline a bit longer.
Such a shame.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/aeGGmgwILkAAAAAC/phenomenal-amazing.gif

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

Like a leaky boat, Spudanus is back in the dock...

https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbp2kaHuYP1qattkm.gif




Accused details
Location
Date
Court reference no.
PF reference no.
Court room
Hearing time


Peter ANDERSON
Glasgow Sheriff Court
Tuesday 30 September 2025
SCS/2025-053409
GG23000939
Court 7
10:00

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

A ghoulish apparition in the lead up to Halloween; A Wednesday for a change - and a slightly earlier start.
Remember, Spudanus, in the unlikely event you get out, phone us.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/8Ptj5zvXVIYAAAAC/bigbrother-bb.gif




Accused details
Location
Date
Court reference no.
PF reference no.
Court room
Hearing time


Peter ANDERSON
Glasgow Sheriff Court
Wednesday 22 October 2025
SCS/2025-053409
GG23000939
Court 1 A
09:30