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Today at 12:04 AM
For 6 years now, the same Australian prick with the surname "Berich" has been stalking me online, trying his best to be a downright nippy cunt, and a colossal weirdo to boot. The loser practically does every week too, by the way. Maybe he's jealous of me, or wants to shag my skinny wee arse. Too bad I'm not for sale.
The sad thing is, that this guy is actually 37 years old, yet you would think he was much younger with the way he conducts himself. And I came across his date of birth on the vbulletin.com support forum once.
Considering I have known him for two decades on the Internet, I knew he had to be an adult roughly about my age anyway. But that doesn't make it any less sad to find out this pathetic bastard is the same age as myself.
Anyway, in 2004 he ran a Capcom website, and he was on a lot of Resident Evil forums I registered on as well, so he knew all of those clannish RE admins on these crappy message boards. They gave me so much hassle for a really long time. But I hadn't heard from the creep himself in a long time thereafter, as I went to so many other forums. Many of those old forums closed down regardless.
I knew he was asking about a short film I was in on IMDb's help forum, though, as I found a guy asking about this production I worked on, back in March of 2017. This was just from spotting the URL on Google within weeks of me appearing in it.
So he signed up 4 months later on Biohaze, a RE fan forum run by a guy called Yama. He pretended to be some dude who retired from writing for Rely on Horror, which is a survival horror news site. He got banned for being an idiot, then soon came back. Then he registered on other forums using proxy servers, and spammed them up with dozens of accounts, hurling a lot of vile comments directed at myself, as well as occasionally saying nasty shit about my mother's ill health, and my sister's children, and referring to me as a retard and a potato. I mean, really. Give this clown down under an A for effort in the brainy department.
My family used to have a dog called Pepsi. So he once signed up to silenthillcommunity.com with that name, only to be reported and banned. But he did more or less the same shit elsewhere for a number of years. My attempts to get him barred from many of these websites were often met with mixed results, even though he was banned once as "Rub" and then re-emerged as the mirrored alias, "Bur."
He found out I was seeking work as an extra in films, so he tried to bugger up my filmography entries on purpose, and I also think he was contacting the personnel involved in these movies on social media, to prattle on about personal matters regarding former support workers.
He keeps on saying that I'm a talentless retard, who only gets to be an extra because I pledge money using my retard checks. In real life, I have a form of autism known as PDD-NOS, hence the radge pot's stupid "retard" fabrication. Well that, plus also harassing my disabled friend by sending random people to one of his previous addresses.
In addition to doing childish shit like that more times than I care to remember, he was joining wikis and editing every page I was, to basically be subscribed to them. I don't think you can tag pages for to receive updates to your email address unless you edit them first. He literally kept this up for 2 or more years for probably over a hundred articles, as the only moderator on this horror films related wiki basically allowed it to go on. The only other guy who was on there with power said he's a nurse. He left during the Covid situation, or something. But I don't even bother with the wiki any more, to be honest.
Recently, I found out the envious Aussie dumb fuck had been placing delete tags on pages I made just to be obnoxious, so I reported him for not only doing that, but for signing up under my most commonly used pseudonym in order to do it.
There's a forum to do with anxiety support, and since late 2021, he has been spamming it up on a weekly basis because it never gets maintained. The host is hidden using Cloudflare, and they wouldn't reveal the name of the genuine hosting service.
He also listed my user names in his main profile with a lengthy tangent about negative stuff that happened to me. Bullshit that he claims I was responsible for having caused.
Another two Australians were previously active users on this forum, so I asked them to report him. Unfortunately, they're apparently arseholes too, so that never happened. 輦
So how do I know he's from Western Australia, rather than New Zealand?
From himself, essentially!
He posted a picture of himself and a dog, which he said is named Cody, and uploaded YouTube videos with his own accommodation featured. And while he wears gloves to hide his large hands, he once posted a Kiwi IP address on Wikipedia, which is how I found him on Twitter after I got suspicious, and did some detective work as to who I felt was following me around. Then what do you know? He had a picture of himself... with that very same mutt!
His YouTube videos are super bizarre as well. Have a look...
Since then, he has basically pretended to have recruited back up, and frequently uses weasel terms like "we" and "us" and says it's all part of the mythical 'Gimpy Movement' he invented, or some dope shit like that. All of this just to try to make people think he has convinced other people to do the same shit he is.
Again, this moron is supposed to be 37, right? What the fuck?
Basically, he claims he's not even Australian, that he doesn't play badly written games, and that he is not called James either. Even his family members like to damage control for him. Because I contacted someone on Facebook related to him a few years back to ask her to tell him off for being such an obsessive and demented bogan online, and she said somebody was probably impersonating him, because he'd never do this type of stuff, that he's likely being set up to take the fall, and sundry. Seriously!
Why move goal posts after somebody has sussed you out? That's rather pointless. Because then, it's too late to hide yourself after you yourself got exposed. Even so, that's all he does. Which is why I seriously don't give a flying fuck when it comes to acknowledging his posts anymore. Been there, bought the shirt.
He'll just keep on replying in a snide manner and completely skip over anything you say about him, and only point out your so-called flaws to make himself seem powerful and intelligent, when he is anything but smart.
Sadly, the Australian police don't even bother warning him. I called a police station in Perth a few times, and they gave me some spiel about not having the jurisdiction to arrest him just because I'm in Edinburgh, Scotland. Although they did tell me he lives in Western Australia. So then why not arrest him for his cyber antics in general? Surely what he's doing is still considered to be illegal under any state's bar.
So what are you supposed to do if you're contacting legal firms or the cops in that country, and getting no response?
If you have had any similar issues with an ex-girlfriend or whoever, let me know about it and if you got the problem resolved in the end. I could use a laugh.
But yeah. This waste of space guy? He absolutely fucking sucks balls, and cannot EVER take the bloody hint.