I read all, but sorry, this just really made me laugh - I so needed that. Ya know, I've always thought if I ever dared to enter into a church the holy water would start boiling and it would burn down, you I have to work hard to hide these horns... heheFor some reason I have visions of them try to perform an exorcist on you. Well, yeah, I guess leave them to their (fear based) beliefs and take it for what its is as you can't change them, they are too far gone. That is a pretty difficult family dynamic to say the very least.
I'll try to write more later and thank you for thinking of me as well.
You could mix it up on your wife when you get back and say, I'd love a hug but would settle for a pat on the head and maybe you'll get both
I wish you luck for the rest of your stay. I know you'll be fine.
I'm glad you shared everything with me and I'm glad to have you as a friend.