All of these other "thesaunderschild" accounts are fraudulent!

[The Saunders child]

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[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

I'm the actual thesaunderschild RE fan that this weird knob is deliberately impersonating, and he's not from Scotland, but actually Australia.

Fake saunderschildren are in circulation.
Remember - Always check your saunderschild for signs of counterfeiting.
Genuine sunderschildren can be identified by the presence of the authentication hologram behind the left bollock.
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Other signs that your saunderschild may be fraudulent:

remains on topic
lack of typos
correct use of English words and idiomatic phrases
absence of any mentions of Resident Evil, Capcom, sex workers, or pretending to be an actor/filmmaker
sense of humour
being to talk within a single octave
no pungent odour
doesn't look like a soft boiled potato



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