James Berich, a talentless blogger and fat bogan bastard, with a poor diet...

[WhenUGottaGoYaGottaGo]

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[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

Yep. He still sucks, though.

This is why he acts so incredibly stupid online.

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Well, the 'talentless', 'fat', and 'poor diet' bits explain why Peter is so obsessed with Jimbo. Obviously, James is a role model for Potato head. Peter clearly has excelled at the being "incredibly stupid online" aspect - I don't think Peter's stupidity will ever be surpassed, at this point.
Now, if only Peter could get a hang of the other aspects of being a human....

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

Scottys getting real wound up now. Maybe explode by tomorrow.

I know, right? The cheek of people implying Peter might be responsible for Peter's behaviour! Everywhere Peter goes, it always ends up with tantrums. It's almost as though Peter is the problem, and not everyone else - it couldn't be that though? Surely it's not because Peter is a racist, misogynist, psychopathic cunt, is it?
The fact that Peter acts like the 'there were clear warning signs' stage of the backstory of so many serial killers is clearly just coincidental. I'm sure Peter's a lovely potato.