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Enduronman
08-08-2012, 12:15 PM
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Yes, I type alot of words. I offer much advice, opinions, suggestions, support, guidance, comfort, as often as I can understand the subject matter and content. I find it interesting to be able to see, sense, feel, what a person that I can't even visually observe may be thinking..Reading people, places, events, instances, occasions, occurances, and all probabilities or possible scenarios for any given problem, trouble, conflict, or action, anywhere at any given time is not my weak point that I'm asking for assistance in understanding, learning, acknowledging...I'm OVERLY strong in all of the above mentioned areas with all the commas because I don't know proper punctuation and often times even spelling as well. I am honestly thinking about hiring my daughter to type my thoughts because they are all put together and processed quicker then I can even speak them at times..It's weird, yes..Part of why I am too here....Genetic abnormalities, not my fault..natures fault. I accept that.

To best summarize my way of thought, thinking, interpretation of the world and the things around me throughout my entire life without me having to type 20,000 letters, if any of you have ever watched a series of movies called "The Matrix" and another series called "The Bourne" then that will help you to understand me, which in turn may help you to help myself. If you also wish to know how I finally got out of "The High Anxiety Matrix" on May 10th of this year then go and read the forum posted by KMAN "The what ifs" I believe it's called. It explains in great detail how I fought my way out with an immediate sense of success, all in 1 single day. Now, little did I know that the "side effects" of living an entire life within "The Matrix" would return 18 days later to be exact..TO TAKE PHYSICAL CONTROL OF MY OWN BODY! I'm being serious, factual, truthful, and honest..This may scare you abit but you didn't have to live it, I did it for you and now will share what I was SUDDENLY AND ABRUPTLY AND INSTANTLY FORCED TO LEARN, UNDERSTAND, ACKNOWLEDGE, AND FIX...on my own. (A 21st Century Chronic Stress Syndrome Disease)...formerly known as, (A Nervous System Breakdown). Only problem was, it did not involve my mind..only my physical body. True.

So, on May 28th I awake and am unable to move my own hands. They are red, swollen, painful, and locked into a claw-like position. I then take every medication available to me in attempt to make my own hands work. To no avail..I then went to the Dr on the 1st of June with this obvious visual symptom and concern. He says "yup, you have the working mans disease now and its called rheumatoid arthritis". Ok, so I suddenly have a disease that struck with intense ferocity. Really? True..He prescribed first attempt defense medications to me, I took them for 4 days only to realize that they did NOTHING and this rapidly accelerating disease of the autoimmune system was "eating me alive from the inside-out". I demanded an abrupt change in medications and picked them up that night. It had began destroying every joint in my body (except hips, back, shoulders). 22 mins after ingesting the new meds, I could move my own hands and walk again on my own. True..I then thought I had better get something done really fast in case these meds stop working, so I worked my ass off for 15 days and THEN..locked up again. Can not walk, move, painful, seizures, tremors, fever, cold chills and every other scary thing you can think of happened to me..beyond my brains control. It is a very odd feeling to be floppin around lika fish outta water, with a fully functional mind that is wondering WTF is going on? My head, brain, thoughts were the only things I controlled..nothing else. No movements, no motion, it was doing its OWN thing. So, 5 trips to the Dr., 6 types of medications later, I have not worked (self-employed construction businesses owner) since June 24th. I now have control of my OWN BODY. This disease has been defeated at neck breaking speed. Most people suffer from this for the rest of their lives, I however would not allow that.

I learned more about the mind/body connection in 60 days then what a Specialist or Rheumatologist learned in 8 years of medical school and was BANNED from RA forums because of my vast wealth of knowledge of disorders involving the (autoimmune systems). I KNEW TOO MUCH, I SHARED TOO MUCH, THE DR'S DIDNT WISH FOR ME TO SHARE MY FACTUAL, INFORMATIVE, UNDERSTANDING to their patients. True. They simply stated to me that "I was too strong" and they must ban me. I at no point, offended, attacked, insulted, advertised, or broke ANY of their listed rules of forum posting matter or material. I was freaking THEM out...haha!! True.

Now, some of you may wonder why, how, or where I learned so much so quickly and why I can blurt out a whole list of suggestions for OUR disorders, diseases, ailments, illnessess and the answer is that I ADAPT very, very, quickly to anything, anywhere. Also, at 44 yrs of age I have NEVER HAD HEALTH INSURANCE PRIVILEGES OFFERED TO ME. So, I would study, learn, read, understand, acknowledge, and apply or implement whatever corrective approach or proceedures I found to be viable or useful in fixing ME.. I fix me..

Now, Here is my only sticking point, flaw, misunderstanding, and to be honest with you all, beyond my own mind control but I can not figure out why? I can figure out EVERYTHING ELSE except this..here I go

"Whenever I am confronted by anyone, whether it is my own children, my own parents, strangers, a friend, a neighbor and they offend me or what my stupid brain perceives as being offensive, insulting, attacking me with a word or series of words...I LOSE ALL CONCEPTUAL, LOGICAL, RATIONAL, SITUATIONAL, EVENTFUL, thoughts..vision..control. I do not even recognize the person standing in front of me anymore. I can not see them as I once knew them mere seconds ago in great intimate detail and regard. They INSTANTLY become an aggressor, an attacker, an invader, an assailant, an agent, a trained assassin, an adversary,...this list could go on..and on.. Although I have never harmed of them physically, touched them, pushed them, stomped them into the ground..it is what my brain, mind, thought, hormones, steroids, glands, etc etc are ORDERING me to do.. I have however, scared the s**t out of them all only to realize a few hours later that I did something to horrify someone but I do not know who, or why...I just feel remorse, sorry, sympathy, apathy..yadda yadda... IDK????

I can not figure THIS one out and its driving me crazy. (not really but I want to understand it, so I can be a more "softened toned" person).

If you're wondering if I have ever been in a "fisticuffs" (low impact word to use here) with other people in my life? The answer is yes, many, many times. I also never lost, ever...

Ok, thank you all for reading if you did take the time too I would REALLY appreciate some rational, logical, input..wait..ANY INPUT AT ALL is wanted here..I honestly just seek what you all do, an understanding from the outside/in.

Sincerely,
Enduronman (Christoph)

Enduronman
08-08-2012, 02:51 PM
Hey Endurodork,

I believe you may have "Advanced delusionary, paranoid, disorganized, catatonic, schizophrenia with involuntary im-perseptual rage disorder"...They make some really solid meds for this but you'll get terrible cotton mouth and lose the ability to control your own bowel movements accompanied by the insistent desire to climb trees and yell the word "FOODFIGHT" incessantly..But other then that you'll be fine..

HELLO!!! Is there anybody in here????

Ok, simplify...EXAMPLE:
1. I love my wife dearly just to make that clear.
2. This is quite humorous to reply, to myself.
3. Lastnight, my wife entered our kitchen to take her nightime sleep medication at 9pm.
4. She noticed that there were only 4 tablets left and asked me "Uh, there are only 4 tablets left, is it ok if I take them?"
5. I replied "Yes you may dear."
6. She then ask "well, does Chlo not need any for this evening?"
7. I replied "No dear, you may take them as I have already given you the approval too."
8. She then says "well, aren't you going to need some for tonight yourself?"
9. I say "I HAVE ALREADY GIVEN YOU THE GREEN LIGHT TO TAKE THE LAST 4 TABLETS, 3 QUESTIONS AGO DEAR!"
10. She then says "Well, I just wanted to be sure it wasn't going to create a problem for anyone else in the home DEAR!"
11. I say "I OWN THIS HOUSE, THOSE 4 TABLETS, AND I HAVE REPEATEDLY APPROVED YOUR PERMISSION TO TAKE SAID 4 TABLETS, 4 F**KING QUESTIONS AGO AND SO AGAIN I SAY THAT YES YOU MAY, YOU HAVE MY CONSENT TO DOSE, YOU HAVE BEEN GRANTED YOUR REQUEST, AGAIN, AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN SO DO YOU NEED FOR ME TO MAKE A F**KING BILLBOARD OR HAVE A PLANE FLY OVERHEAD TAILING A F**KING FLYER THAT STATES AND CLARIFIES AGAIN THAT YOU MAY TAKE THESE LAST 4 F**KING SLEEPING PILLS, AND WHY IN THE F**K ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT SLEEPING PILLS ANYWAY AFTER 6 F**KING MINUTES!!!!"...
12. She then says "WELL, I JUST WANTED TO BE SURE!"

Holy s**t!...

13. I then say "WHAT F**KING PART OF YES YOU MAY DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND!"..."F**K YOU WENT TO SCHOOL UNTIL YOU WERE 30 YEARS OLD DID THEY NOT TEACH SUCH A COMMONLY USED PHRASE AT THAT TIME!!""
14. (last comment) I say "YOU HAVE JUST ATTEMPTED TO PULL ME INTO YOUR OWN CHRONICALLY STRESSFUL LIFE OF WORK, KIDS, OBLIGATIONS, AND DEMANDS BECAUSE YOU'RE STILL TRAPPED IN THE F**KING ANXIETY MATRIX, AND I REFUSE TO RETURN TO THAT WRETCHED PLACE EVER AGAIN!!""


I then HAD to leave the room, go and hide behind a locked door while she stood outside of it talking about things that my own ears could not even hear nor understand nor interpret nor did I even care what the continued onslaught of verbal vomit even was either. I locked MYSELF into a room to protect her, not me.

I have not seen her since, nor spoken to her either, nor am I yet calm enough too because I KNOW she will yet AGAIN re-visit the freaking sleeping pill ordeal.....

FOR WHAT PURPOSE????...WHY???? HOW MANY WORDS NEED BE SPOKEN WHILE WASTING PRECIOUS OXYGEN ABOUT 16cents WORTH OF TABLETS???..

I will PAY for this, even though I was quite fine and ready to end the conversation with 3 words..."YES YOU MAY"..


Does anyone out there SEE something here that I simply can't????.....HELP or I will be staying at Holiday Inn Express!!! (with a pool of course)


A completely baffled,
Enduronman :(

dazza
08-08-2012, 06:09 PM
You seem to be very highly-strung old bean.

Having beaten this "matrix" you talk about so frequently, perhaps you now think you're some kind of demigod? and that mere mortals (such as your wife) are no longer worthy of you?

Personally, I'd say give her a break... she was only being a concerned, loving, woman, mother & wife.

Enduronman
08-08-2012, 07:16 PM
Highly strung and tightly wound old bean that is....I LOVE IT!! Thank You for reading all of that mind blurble too friend.. I am referred to by many as Papaw Intense which I find humorous but yet again quite fitting too..It makes me laugh! We are, what we are I suppose. Yes, "The Anxiety Matrix" was a real place, another world of which i lived in DazzMan and I lived there from the moment the Dr. spanked my arse hanging upside down. Maybe thats where I got all flucked up and he hit me too hard?..IDK! I also like the whole theory of thinking I'm a Demigod???..Is he married to Demi Moore?.. No wait, that was Ashton Kootchie..(lucky).. Just kidn!

Ok, give her a break after being interogated for over 6 mins about some stupid sleeping meds??... Holy s**t it was like a speech er something bruh!... Ah, I just understood a vitally crucial key word in your statement (woman).. I guess I'm still stuck in "The Stone Ages" and zug zug would be a hell of alot simpler and shorter to say. Maybe wouldv'e prevented Global Warming to limit our speech to 2 words as well..more available oxygen and less carbon monoxide.

When I do fully comprehend the "DemiGod" label, maybe I'll have the opportunity to re-create languages or better yet just use bodily gestures instead!

Thanks for your reply forum brother, much appreciated.

(Now, how do I get out of the DOGHOUSE?) LOL!


Enduronman..:)

dazza
08-09-2012, 02:04 AM
Oh you're intense alright...

I've never seen anything like it in terms of the depth & size of your responses on here, for example.
(Unfortunately... or fortunately? I don't have time to study & confirm what you're writing - so I don't know whether it's bullshit or not, however it certainly looks impressive, lol)

Overly impressive really, but surely there's a price to pay for being so full of knowledge?
I mean, you're probably overloading yourself... and losing track of normal, human behaviour.
You gotta watch out for this because you may end up a stereotypical "mad scientist"... clever, but completely bonkers! lol

Enduronman
08-09-2012, 02:33 AM
Hold on...I'm hooking up the final component to complete my lifes work so within the next few moments you notice that ALL power goes out in The United Kingdom then you may wish to find the flashlight, light some candles, and sing kumbaya with your entire family...I've never seen anything like it either! ...and taking into consideration that I should be staring at the back of my eyelids right now at 3am but cant because of idiotic (catabolic) steroids designed to suppress my (autoimmune systems) to prevent my own body from (eating itself alive cuz its hungry and is semi-retarded and doesnt even know it doing it)---///????? Yer right! I type in a manner thats forces the very people that are having such debilitating conditions to answer their OWN questions that they ALREADY have the answer too but they just dont know where or how to find it..For you though bro, I don't need to "stir things up to help you to learn, accept, and understand why theres a 500 pound Gorilla on your back..You already know how he got there...Holy shit! See what YOU did to me with YOUR post???...You just caused ME to have an intense brainfart, for no reason..and I'm LMAO in a completely quiet house filled with sleeping people that are all now thinking I literally AM INSANE!!...Wheres my straight-jacket MA!! and the meatloaf??..MA!! THE MEATLOAF!! F**K!!!!..

All kidding aside, no price to pay Dazza as my brain has always functioned in this manner...which is why I threw all of my school books at my 7th grade science teacher and said to shove these up yer....or do you need me to help!.. Not overloading bruh, its already in "here" which is why its therapeutic and relaxing to "let it out" for a reason..to help others because an "over abundance of generally useless info" is only useful to a small % of this world that needs it to heal, feel better, and improve quality of life...So, I must share it..in doing so I feel that I have actually succeeded at something in this madness of the world in these days and times besides throw books at people and yell "I quit!!"..

Thanks for your response friend, now I gotta get myself back to zzz land cuz I told my teen daughter I would take her swimming tomorrow..UHHH, TODAY I MEAN! yay

Enduronman...:)

Enduronman
08-09-2012, 02:37 AM
DazMan...am I fortunate or am I UN-fortunate???.. It isnt complete bullshit, its fact...only until the person(s) reading it can not interpret it at which point it then does become=a huge steamy pile of bulls shit.

Have a great day BRuh!!

Enduronman.

Enduronman
08-09-2012, 02:51 AM
Within these forums somewhere, as I can not recall where at the moment. Is "an instruction manual, numbered in order sequence according to specific task of which to complete" that is a "How to remove this monkey from your back" in 1 single day....The sum of all equations. If you truly think I'm f**ked up, then I accept that and I then go and figure out WHY?...I am f**ked up,..for a reason. Just not real sure why I am to be, and thats what I continue to seek the answer for..my whole life.

Now that yer brain is as f**ked up as mine, try to locate a series of movies called The Matrix today. There are 3..Watch them all with yer wifey..you'll both be looking at each other the whole time asking one another WTF????...When my wife watched them with me the first time, thats all she did was ask WTF does that mean?...I had the answers to her questions friend...in great detail, and considering she is a Judge then she only understands "great detail".

Later BRO!

Enduronman
08-09-2012, 02:59 AM
oh yeah...FOODFIGHT FOODFIGHT! BAHAAHHAAAHA!!

E-Man. (yawn)