jitters
02-13-2007, 08:40 AM
With valentines Day just around the corner how is everyone coping with the expectations. I suppose I am lucky I have a wife so as long as I remember I am usually ok. But of course being a worrier I still worry I wont get her the right card/present. For example this year I am having flowers delivered to her work and now I am worrying... Did I address them correctly (i.e. to her not just to the address) I didn't get a recipt what if they dont get delivered.. etc. and what if she doesnt like the flowers what if it is a bit pridictable.
Some funny love related quotes.
"If someone breaks your heart,
just punch them in the face.
Oh sure, it seems obvious now,
but you'd be amazed at how many people don't think of it when it's relevent.
Seriously, just punch them in the face
and go get some ice cream."
Her: If i died, would you re-marry?
Him: Probably
Her: Would she sleep in the same bed?
Him: Maybe
Her: Would she use my toilettries?
Him: No way
Her: Would she use my golf clubs?
Him: No, she's left-handed
Her: *silence*
Him: SHIT!!
Duncan
"Cupid is my homeboy!" :wuv:
Some funny love related quotes.
"If someone breaks your heart,
just punch them in the face.
Oh sure, it seems obvious now,
but you'd be amazed at how many people don't think of it when it's relevent.
Seriously, just punch them in the face
and go get some ice cream."
Her: If i died, would you re-marry?
Him: Probably
Her: Would she sleep in the same bed?
Him: Maybe
Her: Would she use my toilettries?
Him: No way
Her: Would she use my golf clubs?
Him: No, she's left-handed
Her: *silence*
Him: SHIT!!
Duncan
"Cupid is my homeboy!" :wuv: