Quote Originally Posted by firefly06 View Post
I'm picturing people too afraid to go outside trying to date, I'm not sure why but it cracks me up. First date would be kind of hard since normally it's dinner and a movie or something social.. (No offense at all intended towards those with SA, just an observation of humor to add to the spam post )
Such a dating site is completely fraught with humor... lol

No dates will ever turn up because of a pre-date panic attack.
If they did manage to turn up, they'd be so nervous they'd probably be sick on one-another at first sight.
A dinner date would end in severe GERD, stomach cramps and passing out at the table.
A cinema date would cause severe panic mid-film, both parties scrambling for the nearest exit in full flight mode.
Kissing or even holding hands would be a no-no because of germ passing anxiety.
If one said to the other; "You make my heart skip a beat" - this would be interpreted as palpitations.
All dates would end up at the ER.

:-D