It's been an eventful week for the recidivist turd-gargler.
Unfortunately for Spudanus, as fewer forums tolerate its peculiar strain of self-pitying hatred, it is gradually running out of internet.

Having somehow malingered its way out of a court appearance, or at least deferred it for a few weeks, it had to release the built up tension somewhere and so it has decided to dump its load on the Blu-ray.com forums. It has been posting there for a long time, but mostly failing to get engagement with the locals about horror films and video games.

The rather unimaginatively thread is titled Anybody seen escorts or other kinds of sex workers?, so you know it's going to be a bumpy ride.
It's a huge wall of text, and most of it is pretty much copy pasted from previous bile it has spouted, so to precis:

  • Sex workers don't love Spudanus;
  • Forum users don't love Spudanus;
  • Michael doesn't love Spudanus;
  • Social services don't love Spudanus;
  • Support workers don't love Spudanus;
  • Autism Initiatives didn't love Spudanus;
  • Patrick didn't love Spudanus;
  • Murray didn't love Spudanus;
  • Marie is still unhinged (pot calling the kettle, there);
  • Ghosts don't love Spudanus;
  • Spudanus is still sore about that fucking iPod Laura broke;
  • Everyone is James, and James doesn't love Spudanus;
  • The police don't love Spudanus;
  • Despite spending all its time and money chasing them, the cockwomble clearly just can't wrap its tiny potato based brain around the concept of a domme!


Boo-fucking-hoo: poor poopy little potato!

Still, on the upside, maybe things will go well in November and the scrotewart will get the joys of a festive break in Saughton in December.