Peter Ross Anderson

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

But fuckface isn't done yet...

Yesterday at 5:55 PM

I like those chicks too. There's one I want to see, but I think noticing a babe with fake boobs is a bit off putting. She also keeps having breaks from sex work, tediously. Like, she comes back for a week, then announces she is to have another break shortly thereafter. Then she blogs about it to brag of what she's doing in her personal life.

She's had enough breaks by now to rival the Kit-Kat factory. Saying you're on a break every other week just comes across as being an attention whore, but I get that people like to do other things besides being pumped.

Anyway, she's this gothic girl into Twitch streaming. She probably has a boyfriend. She often publishes content on her OnlyFans page with a goth "male model" and claims to be a dyke on Fetlife. Likely this is just to deter horny simps from messaging her all of the time.

Yeah. Fetlife really sucks. Most of the women write their profile like a novel. All seems good and enticing until they say at the end of the last paragraph, that they only see women, or couples. Maybe put that part at the top of the wall of text next time, honey.

Jesus, man. What a tease!

Anyway, Capcom has a showcase starting online in 5 minutes to plug their latest shitty ass games. But I honestly don't care much for the Resident Evil series any more after that rubbish they had in the latest sequel, with this Karl Heisenberg guy turning into the Godzilla, robot looking thing. It just looked bloody stupid, and the plot is laughable in all of their new games in any case. The remakes of the classic titles are quite frankly, lacking in quality as well.

Like, seriously. A guy hitting you with a shovel in a house, with a dead crow in the microwave oven, and being dragged on top of a car in the dude's garage just isn't representative of the franchise.

Just can't get the sex workers these days, eh? Yes, quite, if only everybody had Peter's work ethic!

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

And to round things off, well, it wouldn't be Peter without a wee bit of breaching of court orders, would it?

Yesterday at 8:25 PM

Capcom's latest event was garbage. They talked about that new dinosaur game that is clearly not Dino Crisis. It is called Exoprimal. But they added a character in it with red hair. She kind of resembles Regina.

When that initial trailer dropped ages ago, I suspected it was a dick move on their part to get the haters talking. And it's sad, because this new game will soon be forgotten about.

For fuck's sake. What a way to screw over your devoted fans. To be honest, I saw through their shit years ago. I seen that Capcom were copying ideas from other games and movies, then they made out it was their way of paying homage. Yeah, okay. And there's pink elephants at my local zoo.

You see, nobody would believe what I said is true, but they believe what they say.

Anyway, once I get paid, I may or may not book a woman. I don't know a thing about their personality on AdultWork. It's a blooming minefield, because I have gotten lucky in the past with the site, and then there's times I was left feeling cheated. But this momentum never lasts. They will move on, retire, pass away even.

I know at the end of the day, they only care about your green. You have to try to not get attached to them if you can help it, because they could be gone as quickly as they showed up.

What do you think of her in this link? I think she is nice looking, but clearly she has her head in the clouds. Her tweets don't really give off a good first impression.

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Um no Peter, don't you remember being taken to court?
Apparently not...

Today at 5:58 AM

In the past, she went to a forum and called me a cunt, after blocking me on WhatsApp in 2021. I said she made men disappear, because she joked about having a torture room. That seemingly really offended her thin skin.

I don't think she's worth a toss. Women have certainly gone downhill.

Wow.
Fucking wow.

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

So fuckface is back in a thread gloriously titled "I'd rather stay single, than be a fool!"
Seriously? Why not both?
Jesus fucking christ, strap yourselves in guys and gals because this is a rollercoaster of a ride.
Are you sitting comfortably? Then we'll begin...

Yesterday at 6:54 PM

It is what it is, I guess.

I'm really just sick and tired of these adult websites. All of them. While I think the main one called AdultWork is a colossal waste of time, at least profiles have feedback to show that they're meant to be genuine. Although if you notice anybody claiming to be an escort and all of their feedback is for 'DirectCam' bookings only, then just skip that member.

Yes, fuckface can't be doing with any of this internet malarkey. Peter is all about analog.
Fuckface continues...

Years ago, I had a girlfriend.

Cool story bro.

Not that she was really much of anything, other than a scrounger.

On second thoughts, a perfect match.

But we met in 2005, and I didn't see her again all the way until 2012 right after my paternal grandmother's funeral. Within a week, she pressured me to buy her an Apple iPod, which she ruined while I was paying it up on credit. After I paid to have it repaired in some shop, she still treated me poorly. Then she was a blooming bipolar bitch at random moments, constantly mucking me about, threatening me, lying about stuff, making me go on wild goose chases, and then changing her tune when I said my previously suspended welfare was reinstated. So it's pretty obvious she was just interested in my cash.

Lying, psycho mentalist? Yup. Made for each other. Practically a catch from potato's point of view.

The other day, I tried to book some woman on Viva Street, as I couldn't get anybody on AdultWork. The usual shit commenced. Nobody replied. They were not answering their phones. The same old boring ass shit happens day in, and day out. They don't always respond to your voicemail either. So I'm now convinced that AW is like, 90% fake. The greedy admin doesn't give a damn, because I've seen people complaining about similar shit occurring on the official forum, which he just brushes off.

Ah poor potato: when all the local sex workers are ghosting you (in a cost of living crisis no less) then you [B]know[B] your shit really stinks.

Of course, it is June, and with June comes plenty of hot, sunny days. They're likely not working, but they should be less lazy and simply update their page to say they're unavailable. Although granted, the more established women normally state when they're available. Whether they truly are or not, is another matter.

That's right Peter - they're all off on their holibobs and forgot to set their out-of-office. Not diligent industrious productive members of society like Peteboy!

Anyway, some woman did reply about her Viva Street ad recently, wanting £250. A step up from her advertised £220 for an out call. Then she had the cheek to want another £30 for what she referred to as uber. I'm sceptical about her pictures as well. Plus, I got asked if I was alone. The photos are probably taken from a random Instagram model's gallery. So I just left it, but I did feel pissed off yet again that I didn't come anywhere close to getting laid.

Is Spudanus really unaware of Uber? I mean I know it doesn't get out much, but still.
Don't fret Peter - you were no closer to getting laid anyway - even if she'd been desperate enough to come to you, the stench would have driven her away before she got through the front door.

I'm sure these text messages are likely being sent out by a bot, as I vaguely recall getting plaintive messages like this before, where you'll send a message proposing a meeting and there's a time delay between each response you receive, essentially to deter you from being suspicious. And I bet a lot of gullible guys fall for this nonsense, because they're thinking with their dicks too much.

It's almost like professional sex workers have an instinct for when someone is a creepy psycho fucknut, and try to pull out as non-confrontationally as possible....

Really, the long and short of it is that these arrogant piss takers find jerking you off to be funny. Which also sounds ironic as fuck, since they're, well, not actually jerking you off. Sorry for sounding so crass there, but it's genuinely annoying as all hell when you're in the mood for sex, with money to spare. Because I mean, there's nothing worse than feeling like you need a shag for some much needed relief and you are skint at the time. But these morons are such libido killers, I swear.

Oh there's definitely something worse - having no money and having to degrade oneself for money by touching Spudanus's putrid saggy cock.

To be honest, I just decided to keep my money. I then purchased a batch of overpriced exotic fruit online, but a lot of the things I want to try are just never available either. Jesus H. Christ, huh? If it's not females, it's munchies.

What's guineps like? They look tasty. Supposedly, they have a similar taste to limes. I hope I'm gonna be happy with my purchases, because rare tropical fruit ain't cheap.

But yeah. Just take it from me. I don't mean to sound sexist or anything, but some women are just tossers that get some sad pleasure out of knowing they've been wasting your time. So you're better off just wanking to Lana Rhoades getting butt fucked, or whatever. As a man can certainly dream. Or maybe there's a decent dating site where you can chat up ladies who are hopefully sincere and sane, but to be honest, I doubt it works out for us little people.

So that was quite a post, eh? Let's catch our breath while Peter fucks a mango (or what ever exotic things it does to fruit) and gird our loins for the next instalment, because cocnutfucker isn't finished yet. No siree.

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

So after 90 minutes of shagging a kumquat, Potatofuck is back online, spunking more of its load...

Yesterday at 8:33 PM


I've never flown; I was on a ferry twice, when I went to the Isle of Arran and back. Even though I have a bus pass, I get claustrophobic using public transport. I just walk everywhere I go, to be honest.

(Breaks out tiny violin)

I never had anxiety when I was young. None whatsoever. I could walk up high hills, go over bridges, or be in busy places. You name it. I was never plagued by any such mental illness.

Then in 2009, I had a severe panic attack. I'm convinced it fucked me up, because I have never felt the same after that night. I used to feel pretty weird from then on out. It was like I had too much adrenaline building up in my system, so the least bit of nervousness set me off.

Awwww... Poor potato!

I don't have support workers any longer due to a problem where I liked this Spanish woman I had as a key worker, almost a decade ago. I have ASD and was living in a supported flat for about 3 years. She and this other woman asked to be removed at separate times. Then the people in charge told lies, and it escalated from there. They started to become hostile, but I don't recall ever really saying anything afterwards.

No, Peter, you don't have support workers because you sexually harassed and assaulted them. Remember?

I happened to be in a club once. I met one of their boyfriends, and I just had a quiet word with him outside. He seemed okay. Months later, I sent him a letter and then he screwed me over.

The boyfriend of one of Peter's victims didn't want to be Peter's friend? Whodathunk?

Over the years, I had to keep going to court after outlandish accusations were made. The pigs in Scotland are corrupt, unfortunately, because one of these anti-molestation orders ended in 2020 and they cooked up a scam.

Days later, they came and arrested me at my flat, by entering my flat after tampering with the lock. They never told me why I was arrested. She got a new order for 10 years, just like that.

Whenever I got slandered by other people too, like some actress I never met, I would say something to vent about it, which they would use against me to say they felt threatened, or something. You know? They were just making it sound like I was a stalker, and whatnot, to get one over on me.

Well, I called various legal firms and got nowhere each time. I was at it for a considerable amount of time, and the lawyer I had was useless.

Typically, if you call the court, some idiot will say that they cannot give legal advice, or that you should go to a bureau for citizens to receive advice there, or go to their website to download the necessary paperwork, or they just hang up the phone. But then if you do visit one of these places they palm you off to, they say you just need to obtain a lawyer.

Support workers at Autism Initiatives are generally not qualified. They just end up working there, for it's a job that's easy to come by.

I had an older male worker in 2008 who was sending me shit from Gumtree for 2 or so years. He said some odd things about a wrestler who died, called Eddie Guerrero. He said a lot of other bizarre things too, and he admitted it was him who sent the messages.

You cannot even pay for your own support to avoid undergoing such hassle. This is because it is funded by social services in any case. Even if you get to pay them yourself, they still need the approval from these tossers in charge. So I reckon you are snookered either way.

Blah, blah, blah. It's all everybody else's fault. Peter's the real victim here. LOL.
Hang on, incoming non-sequitur...

Prostitutes are low class, quite frankly. And I generally don't judge their services, as I know they may be forced into doing the job.

You fucking wot mate? Most of Spudanus's time that is not spent moaning about Capcom is spent slagging off sex workers; The cognitive dissonance is impressive, given the lack of any obvious brain with which to perform it!

More so, it's their cold attitude. Their manners got lost with their suitcase in Jamaica, it seems.

What the fuck is that even supposed to mean? Is this one of grandma's anachronistic racial slurs or something?
Anyway, Peter had to go off for a wank at this point to calm down, so go get a hot beverage of your choice and we'll return to the craziness momentarily.

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

Yesterday at 8:41 PM

Have you used escorts too? What was your best experience?

I just want to start enjoying my sex life again before the male menopause kicks in. Whenever the fuck that will be. Ha-ha.

Ummmmm...
I shudder, both at Spudanus having something that might be described as a 'sex life', and that it thinks of itself as male.

Today at 4:25 AM


I'm happy you got those experiences, but I really wouldn't be able to travel abroad or to anywhere outwith my town. My agoraphobia makes it hard for me to even pop along to the shops. I only go to the shops with self-service machines, so I can get out in a hurry.

Aye, self service machines are probably all that are in Spudfucker's future. I'm sure Lovehoney will have a sale at some point, Peter.

In Edinburgh, I visit the saunas, which are actually brothels. Most of them have been closed. There was a time when there was at least seven of them. Now I think there's only three left.

Carol's. Blair. New Town. The others like Ambassador on Lothian Road and Paradise at Haymarket are no more.

Ah, the sad loss of a proud Edinburgh institution. You should write to the council, Peter.

The dommes in Scotland are very nasty, to be honest. I know in terms of their traits, they're probably always like that. They're not very approachable. I think they've been triggered into doing this work, because of depression. So you're gonna get berated for having the same shit they do, just for having a cock.

At some point someone will have to sit cuntface down and explain to it what a domme is. The spunkwit seems to have great difficulty grasping the notion.

I remember I contacted her from this tweet in 2019 to talk about Canadian music when I seen she was from Canada, because that's a subject I know a lot about. I didn't get a very nice reaction. She basically accused me of sending spam. Almost like a woman on a folding seat swatting away a mosquito. But this happens with most of them.

So the dumb fuck spams her like a crazy weirdo and then is surprised that she complains about it spamming her like a crazy weirdo. Go figure.

It has started to put me off from ever chasing after a mistress. Most of them are too icy with their personality, making talking to them harder than ever.

Well that's certainly good news for Edinburgh's dommes, at least!

"Beauty is only skin deep."-A Wise Person
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Go yourself, Cliff!

Okaaaay....
A weird little bit of randomness to close out.
We done now?
Nope.
Clearly the viagra was kicking in,

Today at 12:27 PM

Yeah. You're just like a barcode to be scanned.

It's rather pedestrian.

Somewhat ironic phrasing to use, given the earlier statement about only using self-service machines and walking everywhere.

But wait, there's more.

Today at 2:48 PM


I've said to my sister that to meet people, you have to do activities. She complains about her allergies, her asthma, her kids, her ex, or something else. She runs back to the guy, then makes out he was drinking and become abusive. Maybe don't return to him. Sorted.

I will probably never meet anyone at this rate. I am certainly not gonna join dating sites, because the "neurotypicals" don't want to go out with aspies.

Fuck me! Poor Marie. How low do you have to have sunk in the world that Potatohead feels it is in a position where it can give you advice?

Social services said I am on a waiting list for support, but I reckon that's more of their bullshit. They even said to people before not to give me support. But I never kept the letter that stated this, which was good proof. However, I asked somebody about it I see because of a court order, and they said they said it.

I need to stop impulsively discarding everything, because then I will have lost the only evidence I may be likely to obtain. But since nobody gives a fuck at the court, they'd probably fully ignore it anyway.

Oh dear, Peter losing the edivence again?

Nearly done. On the home straight now.

Today at 3:18 PM
There is just saunas. They banned hookers from standing at the shore.

Josh, it sounds like you and I are in the same boat when it comes to being a dweeb with no luck. And yes, I know they only care about your dough. I have always known that.

Believe me, if I were a stud muffin, I wouldn't need hookers, nor even the online world. And I look like a stick with glasses in real life. My Scottish accent is so thick as well, that I don't think I am the greatest person for having a conversation with.

A 'stud muffin'? What is this, the 1950s? No Peter, you could probably get away with being as physically repulsive as you are if you weren't also a psychopathic misogynistic cunt (and washed occasionally). I'm also not convinced you can claim that a Scottish accent as a hinderance when you live in fucking Scotland, you demented shitpile!

I've grown tired of forums because there's hardly any ones for video games that are active.

Translation: Peter's been banned from all the active gaming forums.

Plus, that Australian guy I bring up a lot is constantly being a bag of shite as well. Basically, he follows me around the Internet, quoting stuff I say and even trying to be snide by replying to his own posts with aliases.

Not Australian.
Also, hiya!

He's never gonna take the hint anyway. So I am past caring. He probably has the misfortune of having the same mental problem I do, because there's no way that guy isn't autistic when he acts like that. Of course, that's probably going to come across as insulting to genuinely well behaved people with ASD.

Did we mention that Peter is also pretty much shunned on the Autism forums too, given as how acting like a lunatic and then trying to excuse it by waving the aspie card doesn't really go down so well there.

Well, he has to be suffering from something that causes him to be so daft, just the same. So he can continue being a moron and spamming on that dead anxiety help forum. But I kind of pity him.

The only two message boards I post on are Biohaze and Silent Hill Community, and they are like a barren wasteland.

I'll occasionally post on forums about horror films too, but no matter the website that still has a forum of some sort, it's always dead.

Well it's been quite a ride.
Have a good evening folks, safe in the knowledge that no matter what awful fate may befall you, you'll never have to suffer the true horror of looking in the mirror and seeing Spudanus looking back at you.

[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

Awesome. The best yet. Even that Australian guy gets a mention.

One might even say that Peter was obsessed with him.

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Potato is getting all hot and bothered again. Maybe it's hyperglycaemia from all that overpriced fruit. Maybe just Cloudflare winding it up again.
Either way, a change of username, but the rant remains the same:

Name somebody online you know who is an asshole...



I will start with three. You can cast up one or more people if you want to...

#1: James B.

A weirdo Australian guy from Perth, who is supposedly aged 37. Despite that, you would think he is 5. He makes all of these accounts to slag me off, stalk me, and spam a lot of bullshit on forums. But this is usually something he prefers doing on unmoderated forums.

Constantly subscribes to me on YouTube as well. The guy gets blocked, but this doesn't stop people from viewing your shit.

Unfortunately, Google doesn't give two fucks when you complain about harassment and privacy breaches, and it's a tedious process that involves completing a form each time somebody is being a cunt.

Even so. That's sad how a fully grown adult does things like that for attention.

#2: Nicola M.

Goes by the stage name Nicolette McKeown. An established indie actress who has been in many no name, zero budget movies.

I never met her, but I acted in a film she had a speaking part in, some 7 years ago. I was one of the zombies.

After she blocked me on Twitter, for supposedly having seen tweets I made to porn stars (which was her official excuse), she claims I was harassing her. Yet, get this - I had zero interest in her.

She got a plethora of producers to blackball me so I lost out on being in some films. It took me a while to really pin it on her being behind it, but a special effects guy she met on a fan film for a game cost me a part in a short film called Glitch. Then this happened with other films too.

Yeah, but the arsehole took my money on Indiegogo. As part of the perk, I was supposed to be giving a part as an extra. This happened with a lot of other people too. People I didn't know, nor give a shit about. All I was interested in was being an extra. Which if you think about it, that's really sad. An actual actress slanders a background extra. Because typically, background extras don't get lines or even much screen-time in a movie.

In 2019, I was talking to idiots on Discord. They broadcast this shit to YouTube. I was arguing with them about games. Then they mentioned her at random. She was also contacting a singer about me. Pete Wylie from the band Wah! in Liverpool.

My lawyer was an asshole. I put proof on a USB stick. He didn't even bring it to court, or mention it. So she got her way. But of course, the judges are retarded and incompetent anyway.

She's got fibromyalgia, but it apparently doesn't affect her tongue.

Granted, the pigs are bent in any case. They came to my flat 3 years ago, but they arrested me over a lot of pointless shit in the past. This time though, it was a complete sham. It was a ploy.

Now being what my mate refers to as being the Wankers Association, I know that Police Scotland loves to tell lies. They attempted to get me done with a section 52 charge once for supposedly inciting prostitution. This is because I essentially called a ho a ho for not sending me a custom video I paid for a few years ago. Or I said she should be one.

Due to her already being a fleecing skank, the fuzz cannot irreversibly fuck up your record because what you're saying about the trash bag bimbo is actually true. But yeah. They lay it on a lot. Other times, they had me going to a station for a chat. But this was to interview me and potentially arrest me when other morons were accusing me of false shit as well.

Anyway, their main beef with me is because I had issues with two ex support workers from Autism Initiatives called Joanna and Sara, who are scum. They got these no contact orders granted in court, and my life has been utter dog shit for years now. One of the women had it expiring in 2020 though, basically during the era of "Kung Flu" when the lockdown commenced. Calling this law firm and that law firm and this NHS hotline got me fucking nowhere. Seriously. It was a colossal waste of my time. Now I am at a loss of what to do, so I consider myself to be retired, living on disability welfare.

Then they came in June that year, to cause more trouble. Literally days later after the order ran out. It was always shoddy as fuck with the piggy tossers regardless, but even still.

They took me to the station and violated my rights. They never told me why I was there. I went to court the next day and my lawyer said I put a rant video online like a whole fucking year previously. So that's how I know they conjured up this arrest to gift her a new order on a silver platter. Then she got a new one for 10 years for essentially fuck all, as did other people.

Damned oinkers. Don't trust them. Don't dial 101 and don't pretend they care.

#3: youngdefiant.

OK. I have no quarrel with him. But I think he makes really shitty clickbait YouTube videos, just for views and attention. He says every game sucks, but rarely bothers to say why the thing he is speaking of, actually sucks. Yet this fool has thousands of subs who seem to think he's the shit. Although he's not the only YouTuber who has made a career out of being deceptive.

I always just say it how it is, unfiltered, and yet nobody watches me. And to be honest, I don't expect any donations for your time. I just do it to spread awareness, as a passionate fan or critic. Yet that bothers people, because they're just shilling for Capcom and whoever else.

Go figure!

Anyway, let me know who you believe is a total asshole on the Internet. There's certainly a lot of them going around...

Classic Spudanus: Paranoia, misogyny, xenophobia, sex workers, support workers, police, actors, directors, singers, Murray, the famous USB stick with the 'edivence', the courts, James B and, of course, Gimpy. Mostly the same old same old - it's everyone else who's to blame, not fucknugget itself. But who's this youngdefiant? That's a new one; Is this Peter's next stalking victim, do we think?