All of these other "thesaunderschild" accounts are fraudulent!

[The Saunders child]

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[PeterAndersonIsARacist]

I'm the actual thesaunderschild RE fan that this weird knob is deliberately impersonating, and he's not from Scotland, but actually Australia.

Fake saunderschildren are in circulation.
Remember - Always check your saunderschild for signs of counterfeiting.
Genuine sunderschildren can be identified by the presence of the authentication hologram behind the left bollock.
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Other signs that your saunderschild may be fraudulent:

• remains on topic
• lack of typos
• correct use of English words and idiomatic phrases
• absence of any mentions of Resident Evil, Capcom, sex workers, or pretending to be an actor/filmmaker
• sense of humour
• being to talk within a single octave
• no pungent odour
• doesn't look like a soft boiled potato

This public service announcement has been brought to you by the Racist Psychopathic Misogynistic Cunt Regulatory Board. The value of your criminal record can go down as well as up. Your home is at risk if you do not keep up payment on it because you've blown all your money on disappointing handjobs and crowdfunders