Quote Originally Posted by dazza View Post
Such a dating site is completely fraught with humor... lol

No dates will ever turn up because of a pre-date panic attack.
If they did manage to turn up, they'd be so nervous they'd probably be sick on one-another at first sight.
A dinner date would end in severe GERD, stomach cramps and passing out at the table.
A cinema date would cause severe panic mid-film, both parties scrambling for the nearest exit in full flight mode.
Kissing or even holding hands would be a no-no because of germ passing anxiety.
If one said to the other; "You make my heart skip a beat" - this would be interpreted as palpitations.
All dates would end up at the ER.

:-D
Holy crap that made me laugh so hard!! You rock! Thanks. I needed that. Especially after this week.