Yo Self

[gypsylee]

https://youtu.be/DKn9weHjb04

[gypsylee]

Self!!!

https://youtu.be/udSc6P55VEw

[gypsylee]

Hey Gyps. It's me, Sam.

I'm so glad I've managed to find you. I really wanted to apologize for acting like such a yank.

That Pink song you sent me made me rock hard. How did you know her music does that to me? Let me pour you a glass of meth and then maybe you can let me rattle your edgegranny bones until your body sounds like a bag of marbles being shaken up.

Yes well Samuel, I'm afraid this afternoon was Strike 3. You're blocked Sunshine and you know you've fucked up. Never call my bluff like that.. They don't call me Edgegranny here for nothing you know. I'm not naive and I played a damn grandmaster of mind games for 20 years. So suck it. No sweet gypsy lovin' for you!!

PS You *can* find me on Snapchat if you have the balls to apologise. As well as here of course, but you should probably avoid coinciding with The_Self_Of_All_Selves -- he's younger than you, funnier than you, and it's quite possible his dick is bigger

Now drink your glass of meth!! Mmm yummy shards stuck in your throat lol.

[GrimReaper]

You sound Australian to me, mate! Maybe you've been lying to everyone and have been Gimpy this whole fucking time!

[gypsylee]

That was an excellent post lol.

Pedro is obsessed with Australians. Do you realise I'm only first generation Aussie, Pedro? I may as well have been raised British. My father went to Cambridge at the same time and college as Stephen Hawking. Physics department. My family are high achievers, get over it. Your inferiority complex is giving off a kind of sick desperation.

[gypsylee]

[Ponder]

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