Peter is a reprehensible excuse for a human being. I have no interest in annoying anyone else here.
I'm only posting in threads Peter has started at the moment.
I am only directing my posts at Peter.
Peter is using this forum as a platform to harass and slander his victims, and so long as he continues to do so, I will continue to call him out.
If he sticks to talking about things unrelated to harassing slandering or abusing his victims, or pretending he is the victim I will leave him alone.
If he continues I will continue.
If he continues to post in threads he didn't start, I will start to post in those same threads.
Clearly I need to be careful dealing with such a techno-genius.
It can be very confusing for us luddites, perhaps I could take this opportunity to learn from a true master tech expert like Peter.
Let's see, what would Peter do?
Hmmm...
He'd probably route his laptop through his Samsung Galaxy A51, route that through a european-based VPN (thunder maybe?) to mask his IP address, and then... umm... use it to upload a video of himself calling Police Scotland incriminating himself and in the process giving out his full address and phone number for good measure.
A typical thesaunderschild video upload transcript goes something like this:
[ring ring]
"Police Scotland, Elaine speaking"
"oh hai it's uh peetur andersun heer and i stay at two dash six greendykes hoose which is foorteen greendykes rood edinburgh eee haich sixteeeen foor jai jai"
"Hi Peter, what's your number there?"
"I doon't ken mum. have ye nae got that caller eyedee or that"
"Is it oh seven seven four three seven seven five five nine one?"
"aye that soonds aboot reet"
"How can we help you today, Peter"
"i'd like you to send the pigs roond to arrest my lawyer for stealing my edivence..." [or some equally batshit mental stupid thing]
"You what?"
[continues for another 15 excruciating minutes]
Oh yeah, and don't forget to upload photos of letters from the court, or his lawyer, or lately from the social worker assigned to his case, clearly outlining his delusional, intransigent, hostile criminal behaviour.
Maybe he doesn't care - he's going to be evicted anyways, and he'll lose the phone when they arrest him I suppose (or next time he rage-yeets it across Asda). Or maybe it's that serial killer mentality isn't it? It's not enough to do the crimes, he has to let everyone know it was him wot did them - otherwise how will they know what a fucking criminal genius they are dealing with? (The sort of genius that doesn't realise that if you turn your head away from the phone, your voice will get fainter for the person on the other end, and it's nothing to do with 4G apparently).
What a fucking empty headed belligerent moron.
I've done farts with more intelligence.
Seriously Peter stop using up valuable resources and get in the fucking sea.
Regarding your 'acting' 'career', you're not in films because you have less than no talent, and a criminal record. No one in their right mind would let you anywhere near a film set. You didn't 'miss out' on any of those films any more than you 'missed out' on winning olympic gold medals you Dunning-Kruger benighted cunt
Your only activity seems to be stalking and harassing people and you're even totally shit at that.
Maybe getting arrested repeatedly is the closest to physical contact you can achieve - is a chokehold as good as a hug?
Stop harassing people.
Stop slandering people.
That's all you have to do.
You can't bring yourself to do that though can you?
You just can't ever concede you've done anything wrong ever, can you?
It never occurs to you that you're the bad guy?
You really are a waste of oxygen Peter.
Think of all the years you've wasted being a monumental prick.
What have you done with your life?
Spread misery and irritation on in as many places as possible.
I mean you're banned from Encyclopedia Dramatica for trolling, for fuck's sake. How do you manage that? That's like being booted from a neo-nazi party for being too right wing.
Are you spotting a pattern Peter?
- Joins forum
- vaguely stays on topic for a bit
- starts to slander his victims and pretend somehow he's the victim for women not wanting him being a creepy bastard at them gets upset when people call him out on his obvious bullshit
- throws a massive tantrum
You're a very special kind of moron aren't you - the type that is completely jaw-droppingly stupid but thinks they're clever.
You think there's one person who dislikes you and follows you around everywhere you go, as opposed to even considering that everyone who has had dealings with you thinks you're a useless piece of shit, and you make fresh new enemies everywhere you go, you repulsive impotent racist sexist misogynist homophobic violent hideous belligerent odious cockwart.
The only really exceptional thing is you seem to be going for some sort of record for the longest Basic Disclosure ever! The midwife clearly threw the wrong bit away.
You've got yourself blacklisted by everyone - including all the lawyers in Edinburgh - because of your own behaviour. Frank doesn't want to tell you his address in case you turn up.
You've been blacklisted by all the 'escort' agencies because of your poor personal hygiene and abusive behaviour, and that's even assuming you can overcome your impotence. Even your own prick hates you.
Your mother clearly doesn't want to take your calls.
To think that poor woman probably had to have an episiotomy to bring your overinflated fucking potato head into the world.
No wonder your dad wanted to batter you - should have fucking pulled out when he had the chance - at least then it would only be the back seat of the bus ruined and not the whole fucking internet.
Thought for the day.
Peter - I've just realised what you remind me of - a koala.
Now I know that maybe sounds cute and nice but Koalas are fucking stupid, vicious animals that also suck at life.
They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth, further reducing the available surface area.
If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. Not that eucalyptus is a nutritious food - it's trying as hard as it can to be inedible.
This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life.
They sleep more than 80% of their lives, and when they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan.
Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals.
Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk. When the young joey needs to be weaned, it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea, which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence.
Why?
Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is attempted rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply try to overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating.
Yes, Peter, that all sounds uncannily familiar doesn't it?
- stupid ✔️
- belligerent ✔️
- bad teeth ✔️
- poor diet ✔️
- shit eating oedipus complex ✔️
- sexual aggression ✔️
- STIs ✔️
- sucks at life ✔️
Only real difference I can see is people seem to like koalas.