I Have No Idea What I'm Doing!!

[gypsylee]

Anybody play Resident Evil?

They ruined that series after RE4.

RE4 gets a lot of praise, but it's not scary. All you do is kill villagers.

My brother got so scared playing that he switched it off lol.. Some monster hanging from the ceiling in this tunnel. He was an adult at the time.

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He's a crazy guy from the next village over. Sometimes he's cool. Other times he randomly tries to circumcise people or throws goats at them.

Hmm.. Thinks he's really cool eh? Yeah I'll knock his fucken block off.

[gypsylee]

Thanks. I'm glad I have a rough, ex-lorry-driving Aussie to look out for me.

It's a "truck" ya fucken black cunt.

[gypsylee]

Remember this trip, Self?

https://youtu.be/gmRNt9OnS_A

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https://youtu.be/usZ7OET5KMk

[gypsylee]

Ok just for serious for a minute -- our Prime Minister has finally called the federal election. May 21st Australia goes to the polls.

Let's have a look at our awesome PM, Scott "Scomo" Morrison. A member of the Pentecostal Hillsong (Mega) Church. Here is Scotty praying for Australian farmers in the drought:





Hillsong has just been involved in a scandal involving (surprise surprise) sexual harassment of women.


"The founder of Hillsong, Brian Houston, has accused the megachurch of “losing its soul” and says his wife has been made redundant by the church’s board “through no choice of her own”.

Houston resigned last month from the megachurch he founded in Sydney two decades ago after internal investigations found he had engaged in inappropriate conduct of “serious concern” with two women."

https://amp.theguardian.com/world/20...wife-redundant



Now, some memorable moments from Scott's time as leader of Australia:


Memes after Scotty took a trip to Hawaii while half the country burned.





Scotty, Murdoch (NewsCorpse) and Zuckerberg in kahoots over one of his party's endless scandals.




Scotty fondling some coal, fantasising about his next mining operation (after being told by scientists and David Attenborough himself to stop wrecking the environment).

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Scotty visiting the floods. Thinking about coal again.





Scotty (the bogan) at the footy while Melbourne heading for "Most Locked-Down City in the World" title.






Well that was fun composing that on an iPhone. Time for me to do a Scomo!!

[gypsylee]

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You're like the Yanks. Your leaders love getting involved with dodgy churches and banging on about how religious they are.

But we didn't used to be and that was our saving grace! I still cannot believe an Evangelical Christian has been our PM for 3 years. Tony Abbott is a Catholic, but at least that's sort of normal. Scomo prayed for farmers at this thing

[gypsylee]

Old big ears kept going on about how much he loved prayer breakfasts. Thankfully you got rid of him. Now he can spend every morning at a prayer breakfast and the rest of the day sucking off Noddy.

Yes, Tony has gone back to the Mother Country, bless him.