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    Chuck Norris is the Man!

    When the boogy man goes to bed he looks under the bed for Chuck Norris. http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.46859...qlt=80&pid=1.7 Peace
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    Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move. Peace
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    When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

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    keep them coming Gene!!!

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    Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.


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    Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter



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    Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.


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    Chuck Norris gives Anxiety anxiety.. I made that one up just now, so I hope it didn't suck too much, lol

    But dang, You know Mr. Norris is totally bad ass when he's got his very own thread ..Good stuff, Gene
    "Fear is static that prevents me from hearing myself."

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    Quote Originally Posted by NeverToo...Fear View Post
    Chuck Norris gives Anxiety anxiety.. I made that one up just now, so I hope it didn't suck too much, lol But dang, You know Mr. Norris is totally bad ass when he's got his very own thread ..Good stuff, Gene
    I actually thought that was pretty good, Crista!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NixonRulz View Post
    I actually thought that was pretty good, Crista!
    That was pretty good...!

    I was gonna join in and say Chuck Norris is so scary he made anxiety join this forum, but, I was kinda beaten to the punch there. They raise em quick down in Florrrrda

 

 

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