When the boogy man goes to bed he looks under the bed for Chuck Norris. http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.46859...qlt=80&pid=1.7 Peace
When the boogy man goes to bed he looks under the bed for Chuck Norris. http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.46859...qlt=80&pid=1.7 Peace
"The One you are looking for, is the One looking."
---Gene Allen----
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move. Peace
"The One you are looking for, is the One looking."
---Gene Allen----
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Peace
"The One you are looking for, is the One looking."
---Gene Allen----
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Peace
"The One you are looking for, is the One looking."
---Gene Allen----
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter
Peace
"The One you are looking for, is the One looking."
---Gene Allen----
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
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"The One you are looking for, is the One looking."
---Gene Allen----
Chuck Norris gives Anxiety anxiety.. I made that one up just now, so I hope it didn't suck too much, lol
But dang, You know Mr. Norris is totally bad ass when he's got his very own thread ..Good stuff, Gene
"Fear is static that prevents me from hearing myself."