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[jhunter89]

I am a lizard with no legs.

[funkstarsista]

are you a snake? lol

[jhunter89]

Hahaha you can actually get lizards with no legs that aren't snakes but no... I'm not a snake

[dazza]

Hahaha you can actually get lizards with no legs that aren't snakes but no... I'm not a snake

Glass Lizard! :-P

[dazza]

A lizard with no legs would be a "Leglass Lizard"

Ironic that they are also called Glass Lizards, since being leglass, they have obviously had one too many GLASSes!

This has got me thinking about the expression; "Pissed as a newt"
Although a newt is not a lizard... so this doesn't tie up... ahhh gaddddd... I'll get me coat, lol

[jhunter89]

Is a newt not a lizard?? Ach that makes the joke null and void!

[stjlynn]

Lol it's good to have a sense of humor lighten sutuations