A ghoulish apparition in the lead up to Halloween; A Wednesday for a change - and a slightly earlier start.
Remember, Spudanus, in the unlikely event you get out, phone us.
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Like a leaky boat, Spudanus is back in the dock...

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Aww... Looks like Friday's potato mashing has been delayed.
I guess this means that Spudanus will be guaranteed offline a bit longer.
Such a shame.
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The serene, spudless summer continues...

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It has been truly wonderful, but alas, another checkpoint approaches...



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The glorious, peaceful, potato-free period continues...

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Meanwhile, Spudanus' next fixture is coming soon.



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Oh, no, it's OK Spudanus gets a bit longer in bed - been pushed back half an hour it seems...



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Slightly earlier start this time; at least Spudanus doesn't have to worry about getting there on time as transport is presumably already arranged...



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Maybe Spudanus could borrow Frank's scooter - that might be faster; Just don't fall off, Peter!



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Another week, another court appearance:



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Honestly Spudanus, you should try to wind the Court up some more and see if you can't get yourself sent down for contempt: Some time in the slammer might be nice - fully catered, fewer mice to deal...

Interesting...



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Welcome to the forum, Rachel.
Do you know James then?
If you do, can you let him know that Peter is utterly infatuated with him.
You might want to give Spudanus a wide berth; It is lonely and...

It has nowhere else to go, and nobody else to talk to (or rather talk at).
Honestly, I think Spudanus (and everyone else) would be happier if it made its own friends - literally.
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Clearly disheartened by the lack of engagement from the incel gamers and online aspies, and presumably having failed to strike up any sort of conversation with the mice it shares its lair with,...

Well. thanks for that valuable insight, Spudanus.
Your input is as welcome as ever.
Suffering from some sort of post trauma, perhaps?

The scrotum-faced turdgargler isn't capable of change or growth because it is incapable of thought. Pretty much all of its behaviours at this point are just conditioned responses. I'm honestly amazed...

Yes, much like the outflow from a sewage pipe, the excrement-mouthed cuntwart is offensively consistent.
Also, despite effectively getting off extremely lightly (more to do with the overcrowding in...

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The Court instructing Spudanus to not do something seems to be the surest way of enticing the contrary psychopath to do that very thing.
This will probably be the incentive it needed to get finally...

So it seems that the cumspiggot's latest non-compliance with court orders has been met merely with a four month curfew order.
Even assuming that the jizz-juggler intends to comply with the court...

Less than a week later and Spudanus has another date:



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New year, same story.
I hope Spudanus gets some sort of frequent customer loyalty bonus.



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I see Spudanus has managed to combine its regular brand of racism with crushing irony in a desperate attempt to ingratiate itself with the denizens of DD:



A bit fucking rich for a twatmaggot...

What the actual fuck are you rabbiting on about now?
What the fuck has that got to do with anything?
You actually took the time to log in and type that drivel?