i not james berich u fucked up thing nob hurry up

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Originally Posted by thesaunderschild _

I'd have probably strangled you with the phone's wire, had this been decades ago, mate.

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yo living in some place detatched of reality if u think i james berich but keep doing it and hurry up do something about it.

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Originally Posted by Thesaunderschild

yo living in some place detatched of reality if u think i james berich but keep doing it and hurry up do something about it.

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Poor potato has spent the legal fund on a dodgy PS5 so it can play with itself in its dingy flat with the missing lightbulb, and argue with strangers on the interwebs, instead of visiting Tania in hospital like a human being with actual feelings and empathy.
Cuntwomble needs to get their priories straight.

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I'd have probably strangled you with the phone's wire, had this been decades ago, mate.

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A fucking dollar store Jefferey Dahmer wannabe. Thank fuck the cuntwomble can't get beyond the front door without Tania holding its dick, but as to why the cumstain isn't in prison, I just don't know.
(Also, what a strangely archaic reference - when was the last time anyone under the age of 60 used a phone with a fucking wire - oh wait - yeah, that'll be the phones in HMP Saughton Peter's thinking of.)

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Which is precisely why I stated it was years ago, dumbass.

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Lampshading the anachronism doesn't make it any less of one, you belligerent pigheaded moron.
You might as well have said "If it was three centuries ago I'd have struck you with my glove"
How the hell did you end up that? How, when you needed to pull an insult from the hat, was that all that you found?
Are you that reliant on stealing ideas from ancient b-movies that that's all you had?
I mean, for fuck's sake, having come up with the notion that you wanted to strangle them, couldn't you at least have considered a more contemporary object to reference to be used as a ligature?
Just for example
- the power cord of your dodgy PS5
- the whip Tania uses on Kenneth every Friday night
- your cheese-wire little cock
- a pair of your fishy slimy panties
- the discarded umbilical from your sister's latest foundling
You're a fucking desert of thought you potato-headed freak.
(Also love the fact that this was the only part of my post that you contested - apparently the rest of it was spot on)