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I bet I could find one around here!! Great idea! ABAHAA!!! :)
Have fun, sounds like you're planning to. LOL.Quote:
Originally Posted by Enduronman
Heck yes!! Why? It's my own manner of self-inflicted anxiety calming therapy while in a stressful situation. Act like a complete dumbass, it masks the OMG!!! :)
I called them to ask if they provide some calming music for me to listen too and they said yes, I asked if they have Pantera, Metallica, or Disturbed?....It got really silent.
I did find a giant 4' tall teddy bear here, maybe I'll walk in with that...:)
I got a new added plan, I will answer EVERY question that they ask with "must have sedative"....I won't say anything else. Hilarious!!
LOL!! Can't wait to hear all about how it went......;)
Wow, you have a couple of gorgeous girls there, E-Man. But I thought they had drug problems? Shouldn't they be missing a few teeth or at least have really bad skin or something? They look way too good!! Then again, I know your body can take a lot of abuse when you're young and it doesn't show on the outside.Quote:
Originally Posted by Enduronman
Anyhow, your daughters are stunning!
Why thank you TS.
Yes, the oldest has a serious drug problem and it pisses me off because she is having tooth loss, but won't do a thing about it even though I'd arranged for it to be free.
The youngest has experimented with just about everything, but I knew it and she lives here. She knows what I'll do, if she fails again. They both got 3 strikes. This one has 2....YAY!! :)
The MRI went great, music, painless. So did the xrays although not so painless twisting my ankles. Then of course leave there and go get a shot in my arse..and gettin ready to stick another needle in my stomach..Yippee!!! Bring on the syringes!!! BAHAA!!
So then I thought heck yes, it's my B-day so maybe I'll do something daring like eat a piece of turkey or drink a beer..to come home and see that someone had pryed open my gas cover on one of my cars and taken the damn gas cap and gas too!!! So, celebration can wait because now I gotta go get a locking gas cap!!! And they broke the friggin door latch!!....A day, in the life, of The Whipping Boy of The Universe..YES!!! :D
Glad it went well. Bummer about the stolen gas :(
Happy Birthday, mate!!!!!!
http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m...enguinbday.jpg
BHAAHAAHA!!! Thank you!..:)
I second that!!Quote:
Originally Posted by tailspin
Birthday? I guess I missed that. Well happy birthday Eman! I'm glad you are in the world!
Happy birthday!! :) no rest for the wicked I guess! Haha
Happy bday E-man!
Little bit of advice:
Don't eat the cake.
Don't open any gifts.
Don't go on an outing with anyone.
Don't even open the door.
There are gonna be a LOT of people looking to get you back ;)
Oh don't worry bruh!! I will follow your advice and thank you friend!!! :)
And thank you Lee, Amber, Kevin and Artaud!! It's nice of you all to send wishes this way cuz I need all I can get! :D
46th birthday...
Ugh..It was ok but I wouldv'e much rather not go to hospitals, have tests, get shots, return home to a vandalized car, theft, and then realized that it has to be ME that types a report to a lead investigator (friend though) of the local PD because for some reason my daughter has keen knowledge of the perp in an armed robbery, and she also has information that he is planning to leave the state on the 19th so I have to get this done. The report is typed, sealed, on the mailbox for him to pick up this am. Geeze...Plus, my daughter hates this kid too and she had said that he's pulled his gun on 2 other people in the past 2 weeks...It will be my pleasure to take him out of society.
On the bright side, there will more than likely be a reward especially for a crime like that. And of course, being disabled but able to type for awhile may just help us out especially my daughter. It'll bring her "tude" up after a guy stole money from her 2 weeks ago, an x bf was threatening to damage our cars, she had another flat tire, someone got into her car and stole her xmas savings for her nephew, then this added car damage and gas theft two nights ago...To be able to replace what she's lost, would make her smile and bring her back into having a sense of trust, in humanity and the universe. (sigh)....
She's got it right, she nailed this one, she suspects the right kid, and she will more than likely save a life including his own if he's this fuggin stupid to rob stores of a little bit of money and cigarettes because if I would've been around at that time and observed an event like this taking place then he wouldn't be on the streets of this city at the moment posting s**t on his social site about how tough he thinks he is...he'd be missing both knees, permanently. He may be armed but he isn't armed like I am, legally. And oddly enough, he wouldn't be as calm as I am about knee removal with a 9... BAAAHA!!!
This is me hoping that this day, is less than eventful, for myself, my kids, my family, and all of you too. Some, or many, will have a better day..with no CSI!!! LOL!
Do something positive today friends!
E-Man. :)
Keep up the good work in trenches, Eman! I'm heading in to the corporate trenches this morning! LOL Hopefully I won;t have to take someone out at the knees in a knock-down drag-out meeting!
Thank you bruh but this trench warfare is getting real old after 46 yrs!!! Good luck in the Corp friend and I'm sure you'll make things good happen. YEAH!!!
Ok. Trench Warfare seems to continue...well that's weird. Hmmm, what to do?
My oldest (drug addict) daughter just came over to give me some of her own reports about my youngest (drug using) daughter.
I wanted to say, "You're one to talk" but I didn't. I just listened and wished for this moment to end once she quit slurrrrriiinnggg her words.
Why am I not freaking out or concerned? Because I created her, and I know that she is capable of pulling herself out of the shit hole she put herself into. I can't.
Needless to say, the report (if even true) was abit unsettleing. According to her, her younger sis is running around with a guy that just got out of prison, for selling coke.
Hmmm,...Maybe it just may turn out to be another CSI day. Actually, they're kind of amusing because I have friends in high places and can know everything about anyone within 3 minutes,, especially if they're criminals.
If this brief investigation proves to be true, I will have others swoop in and pick him back up to return to the iron jungle, that of which, he may belong in anyway.
Hopefully, he enjoyed his brief reprieve and freedom but he stepped into the exact wrong place, that he should have..near my daughter.
Even though my girls are two of the most frustrating and complex young ladies on the planet (at least to me) I still love them and will protect them, even when they act like idiots..and cause excessive grief and stresses for me. I'm used to it, well versed, prepared, and in all honesty it's just another day to me.
(sigh)....
Let the games begin. :D
Trench:
1. Got my youngest up for her first "therapy" session that I arranged to be away from the detention center. She wasn't happy. Very angry in fact.
2. Got her in the car and she says she's not doing this shit.
3. I said oh yesssss you are, or I will take you right back out to that shithole center and you can talk to them each time so stfu.
4. Got her inside to meet the therapist. My daughter say I don't wanna be here, I'm ready to leave now...
5. Ok, you leave now and you return to the center to stare at brick walls, in a shitty plastic chair and listen to idiots yelling or you sit here in these leather chairs with a giant fishtank and talk!...
6. Well, I'll just run away to KY then. No, because you caused this with yer friggin joint and they'll find you and force you to the center...
7. The therapist asked me to leave...I was ready to remove my daughters larynx with my hand.
8. Then she leaves, he asked me inside. Told me that "I come across extremely strong and overly powerful to her"...No shit?
9. Why wouldn't I, she was kicking my dash for this whole 4 block drive....I wanted to open the door and push her out.
10. What's really funny about this whole story? I did the same thing at 17...tee hee. It IS the only thing that "saves" her.
Do you think she'll miss me when I'm gone? LMAO!!....NO!!! bahaahaa!!!
Waiting for the NEXT eruption now..should be quite fun!
E-Man. :)
MRI results.
Cervical spondylosis. Bulging, herniated, protruding, disc, top to bottom, with narrow nerve sheaths..causes me to short circuit and look like I have cerebral palsy or MS...YAY!!!
Now, at least I know..and so do those dumbasses in the SSA here in America too.
Referal to a Neurosurgeon. Bullshit! That is the worst spot to attempt to operate on. I could be a veggie when they screw it up. Even if they did turn me into a total dumbass, I would still rise up outta my wheelchair and stomp their ass into the ground.
Now I can get these 6 other joints scanned and shove the photos up the Social Security Systems bung hole....
Sounds festive!!!
Merry Christmas f**kers!
E-Man...:D
Do you get like electrical type pains shooting through your body? Is that what you meant by causing you to misfire?
Lmao not misfire, short circuit. Like your ending btw lmao
No, it's more like robotic. My arms, legs, torso, gets all twisted and contorted and I'm not doing it. My pereferal and central nervous system nerves are crossing and shorting out...it's weird!!! DERRRR!!! LOL!!
It's like when people have seizures...they're not in control.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTy_gLF8zR0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_arMsfGw3-o
There..I found something good.....BAHA HA!
Afternoon Enduronman. I tried to send a message, but your inbox must be full. If you are interested, an unusual thread under the section on Medication was started on "animal rights". I'd be interested in your views, one way or t'other. I've posted mine. If past experience serves me correct, though my message was meant to be non confrontational and represent IMHO, I may be bludgeoned worse then a baby seal at harvest time.
I value your detailed and "to the point" posts, as I am sure many do.
Yeah Bro I saw that, and cleaned out my inbox too. I don't think that anyone had confrontation on their minds but it was just a misunderstanding. Just like medications, good, bad, risk, probability, this, that , the other..Each one affects each of us, differently. No magic pill persay. Going to make me some tea (no I'm American) then I'll check out that post. Thank you Artaud!..
So far, so good..but, this world isn't awake yet.
Really looking forward to an additional 6" of snow though! YAY!!...(so much for dreaming of a white Christmas)..
At least I'm not in Buffalo, NY...
On a brighter note, this auto-immune disease isn't attacking me today, a repreive, weird....but OK!
And another good note, my grandson stayed over last night. He's gettin to be a big boy. 3 yrs old. Awnry too! (wonder where that came from?)
Have a great day!!
E-Man :)
Eman,
You should look into low dose naltrexone (LDN). I take it. It knocked my thyroid automimmune levels from over 16,000 down to just over 1000. It has been clinically demonstrated by the CLeveland Clinic to put Crohns into remission.
www,lowdosenaltrexone.org
Thanks Lee!
I have never heard of that but I will see a Rheumy on the 27th. Maybe he has some more ideas than what I have now. I can't take (methotrexate) because it caused serious complications with my sis, so the Doc said no to that. Plus, our disease is genetic. Lucky us!!! Maybe about 3000 cases world wide, but I can only track down about 1100.
Low dose naltrexone is being used to strengthen good immunity and reduce autoimmunity. It is an off label use of the naltrexone medication that is used to treat heroin and alcohol addiction. You have to get through a compounding pharmacy. It has an expired patent, so no pharmaceutical reps advertise it. Thus, many doctors probably have not heard of this use of naltrexone in low doses. I get it through my primary care doctor, because, frankly, I have found rheumatologists, endocrinologists, and even immunologists completely useless when it comes to autoimmune diseases, and completely unwilling to try something new when everything else fails. In my experience, rheumies would just rather deal with arthritis, endos with diabetes, and immunos with allergy/asthma, because that's what the majority of the population need and so that's their source of income. No one that I have found really is geared toward treating autoimmunity, whether it be the joints, the hormone system, the nervous system, and every other possible part of the body.
Yes, I can see you are well versed in this complex auto-immune systems..that's rare. Thanks Lee and I will ask the Doc what she thinks too.. :)
hmmm...Something good maybe.
1. My car broke this am. 5 degrees out. Old car break alot. I waited till it warmed up to 21 deg. I fixed it. Saved $$$$'s....That's good.
2. My youngest daughter got another HS credit. 7 more to go, then all done. She schools from here online, goes into school for testing. (PTSD, GAD, SAD, Panic, ADD/ADHD). Imagine that?....She gets her own classroom, computer when there, and is left alone after directions are given. I wish I had that when I was a teen. I wouldv'e gotten a Diploma. That's her IEP. I drew it up for her, and got it approved by the State.
3. My grandson was a blast! There's dental floss going from the 2nd floor into a boot on the first floor. But, at least he had fun. I can't catch him though, too fast at 3!
4. Since I am doing so well on (Abilify) our Doc is going to try it on my daughter too. I got it today. She also wishes to strangle anyone that crosses the line, that only she can see. Like me..weird.
5. Getting ready for 6 to 8" of snow now, but not real sure what I need to get ready. Maybe firewood! Yeah, that's it.
6. Got approved for physical therapy, so maybe some day, I will again be able to do what I miss doing. Excercising. Yeaaarrrssss from now i'm sure.
Have a great Friday.
Enduro-Dork. :)
Because I can't send PM's yet..
Hey bud,
I'm pretty new here and still finding my feet but your name keeps cropping up in the threads that I read. You always seem to be there for people with honest simple advise and I can tell that you're a really decent bloke. I just wanted to say thanks, it's people like you who make a huge different to the internet vagrants like me who wander from site to site.
I can tell from the threads i've seen from you that life hasn't been easy on on you but that just makes your helpful attitude all the more special.
I'm trying to make an effort to thank the people I come across in my life who have helped, from the small to the massive, because it's so easy to take all that shit for granted. So even though I don't know you, I just wanted to say thanks.
Take care.
Very very kind of you friend, those words mean alot. I appreciate that more than I can even express in words bruh.. I've read some of yours too, and am also equally as impressed with your choice of words and simplistic approaches and suggestions too. It would be a blessing and a pleasure for you to assist us as you have, there's a depth of feeling there and I suspect that you've also lived much the same as I...
That which doesn't kill us only makes us stronger, and of course, so they say, we won't be faced with any challenges that of which we ourselves can not somehow overcome...this is the only place that brings me peace.
Thank You JAM..
E-Man :)