My dad's 70, he doesn't take much for joint stuff, other than seven seas though!
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My dad's 70, he doesn't take much for joint stuff, other than seven seas though!
Sunday...
1. Went out to get 3 tablets (computer of course) for the kids.
2. There is NEVER anybody there, until......this morning.
3. They are releasing the Xbox ONE...OMGAWWDDDDD!!! YAY!!! F**K!!!!
4. There's 40 people in front of me, and I don't even want a f**kin Xbox 1....
5. I go to the service desk to see if they can just order them, NOOOOO>>>>>their f**kin kiosk is down...
6. AND.....I left my new f**kin Carhart hat on their damn counter!!!!....
7. BUT, I did get all this shit for that crazy ass Londen'er up yonder..I'll have that limp biscuit muther f**ker in tip top shape in no time...
Yippee....:)
Where's my cocaine at.
E-Man. :)
Shit, I got all excited when you said you got gifts for a Londoner, but then I read the part about him being 'crazy' and thought, damn man, can't be me ;) ;)
I haven't done an ounce of Christmas shopping yet bro. I can't face it. I literally can't face it. To get to my mall I have to walk through the park. The park is so serene and peaceful, I just think nah, I'm not feeling that mall, and go get a milkshake instead!
I don't even know what it's like out there right now! I imagine it to be like some zombie apocalypse with things tipped everywhere and people knocking each other over!!
Did you get your hat back? This is karma bro... It's read your file and is sending you a memo 'Dear Eman, we've noticed an error. we've sent you too much luck by mistake. Please note we'll be coming to collect it as of today.' :D!
Lmao!!!
I called the store, I left it on the counter and they have it for me. How nice, a bag with a hat in it marked Chris...gawd
I also just went over to another store that opened at 9 and I had no idea what to expect. I pulled in, not (1) other car.
Got inside and two people greeted me. Had the whole store to myself!...weird....
Told them what I wanted, right here sir (sir, maybe they saw the two 9's lol!)...Yes, I want all 3 of those! Last ones, cost me $2 more than the other store but f**k that shit I'm not standing in some damn line for an hour for $6. Kiss my American a**!....
Pretty awesome little machines too, high ratings, affordable (for a disabled guy) and the kids will love it! (22,17,15,..not really kids but still)...
I can not however, wrap worth a shit...I admit my faults.
We're gonna get you outta that damn house by Christmas too..not sure how long it'll take to send this over.
And considering, I'll be writing out yer f**kin address for an hour and forty six minutes, it may take abit longer.
Oh, they asked what's in the box? I told them it's a brick of Columbian Bam Bam, or Lucky Charms, whichever is more legal to send to Scotland Yard...:D
I can take the crowds. What I hate is the traffic. Especially when you get someone in front of you who has to make a left turn (American roads), but does not if there are any cars in sight in either direction. Grrrrrrrrrr!!!!
I still hate traffic myself, always will probably except if we're moving. Stuck, stopped, sitting,..holy s**t!!! I love the interstate driving here though, 90 mph man!!! Hey Jesse what's the speed limits over there if there are any???...And what kind of cars does everyone drive??...jus curious... :)
Interstates where I live are STUPID. I live on what is called the Virginia peninsula. There are six ways to get off of this peninsula, and only two of them take you inland toward the interstate 95, which is the main artery for driving up and down the east coast. One of these two routes is an interstate and the other is a state highway with towns and stoplights. The interstate is only four lanes (two lanes in either direction). And where I live is the ONLY deep water port on the east coast, so all of the super-size sea-land container ships that service the eastern USA come into our port, and tha vast majority of that truck traffic uses that one four lane interstate, along with all of the tourist traffic for Virginia Beach (coastal resort town) and Williamsburg, Yorktown, and Jamestown (all historical settlements). Then. on top of all of this, 80% of the people on the interstate drive in the LEFT LANE! There are signs that say "Left Lane For Passing Only." We even have a law that says that you are supposed to move over to the right lane if someone moving faster than you comes up on your tail and flashes their lights, regardless of what the speed limit is. But we get these people who take it upon themselves to be the "traffic moderator" and sit in the left lane pacing the cars in the right lane next to them and back all of the traffic up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Enduronman
So, no, I don't like interstate driving around here. LOL
Traffic here is so annoying. The roads are too small, and cars can park and travel and park on both sides. Often to pass a car, you have to reverse into a gap, let it pass, come out, and do it again a few metres up the road. *Facepalm*
Speed limit here is 70mph. You can get away with 80 usually.
... It all depends on how fast the horse can pull your carriage ;)
Not very interesting or appealing..
My Dad brought me over a cane to help get me up and out of chairs and such.
Feeling a little bit, indifferent at the moment but it'll wear off.
It was his Grandmothers, Mothers, his, now..hmmm....weird.
Think I'll personalize it with some chrome and pinstripes, or maybe just restain it cherry. yeah..
Strange feeling regardless, part of life, and don't say "yer gettin old E-Man!"....grrrr...
:)
File the bottom into a sharp point, and use it to prod the terrible two :D