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Grace Saunders
10-14-2024, 08:15 PM
In a quiet corner of the forest, where the trees leaned in to share secrets, a peculiar creature named Peter picked his nose with the diligence of a sculptor. His slimy fingers danced in and out of his cavernous nostrils, the only sound being the occasional snort of satisfaction as he found a particularly juicy booger.

"Look at you," Jessica, the fiercest warrior of the Mondo tribe, taunted, her teeth gleaming in the dappled sunlight. "You call yourself a goblin? More like a snotling!" Her dark eyes flashed with contempt. "You're no match for Redcon 9!"

Peter's eyes watered as her fists rained down on him. He was a creature of the underbrush, not built for combat. His body was sticky with mucus and fear, and every hit felt like a thunderclap. The ground beneath him was cold and unforgiving, each blow pushing him closer to it. He could feel the forest's whispers of pity and the echoes of his own desperation.

"Help me!" he wailed, his voice a pathetic squeal that barely carried over the din of battle. The Mondo tribe, usually his kin, had turned on him, driven to madness by the invaders' siren songs. They were under a spell, a spell that made them see Peter as a traitor instead of the weakling he truly was.

Out of the dense foliage, a figure emerged, casting a long shadow over Peter's trembling form. It was Lady George, a creature of legend from the Biohaze tribe. Her fur was a majestic mix of greens and blues, her eyes shimmering with the wisdom of a thousand moonlit nights. The invaders had not reached her tribe yet, but she had heard the cries of the forest and come to investigate.

With the grace of a leaf on the wind, Lady George leaped into the fray. her battle ax slashed through the air, cutting down the redcon 9 soldiers like wheat before a scythe. They were caught off guard by her sudden appearance, their eyes wide with surprise and fear. Peter felt a flicker of hope, as if a candle had been lit in the darkest of caves.

Jessica, the ringleader of his tormentors, snarled and lunged at Lady George, but she was swift. With a flick of her wrist, she sent Jessica stumbling back, the spell that had twisted her mind momentarily broken. "What have you done to my kin?" Lady George's voice boomed, echoing through the forest, resonating with the power of ancient oaks.

Peter cries and screams for help, his voice raw from the struggle, his eyes pleading. The other Mondo goblins, still entranced, paused their attacks, momentarily confused by the intervention of this powerful ally. The redcon 9 leader, a hulking brute with a metallic exoskeleton, bellowed a command in a language that seemed to scorch the very air. The invaders redoubled their efforts, their eyes glowing with malicious intent.

Lady George, undeterred by the chaos, stepped between Peter and his attackers. She raised her battle ax, the blade glinting with the promise of swift justice. "You shall not harm him," she declared, her words resonating with an authority that seemed to shake the very trees. The ax, a weapon of ancient craftsmanship, sang through the air, slicing through the vines that had entangled Peter's legs. The sudden release of pressure brought a gasp of relief from his bruised form.

"Thank you," Peter managed to murmur through his tears, his voice shaky but earnest. He had never seen anyone stand up for him before, especially not against his own tribe. Lady George nodded gravely, her expression stern yet kind. "We must retreat," she said, her eyes scanning the clearing for any sign of escape.