I Dressed Up To Go To The Oscars!!

[janey]

1188 A professional makeup artist did my makeup.

1189 They said I had to stuff my bra if I wanted to look as good as the other women. I used socks, of course.

1190 The photographers said I needed to work on my facial expression for pictures. I aced it here, they said.

1191 My soobs. (Sock boobs).

1192 It's extremely fashionable to adorn fur as an accessory.

The dress is Vera Wang with Jimmy Choo strap heels.

[jessed03]

Tummy this is one of the funniest posts of all time!

[Dahila]

hehehe, it is awesome Janey!!!!

[janey]

My dad was watching the Oscars, so I came downstairs like that and said let's go, baby!

[jessed03]

This is why we begun the campaign #BringJaneyHome

[janey]

Stay golden, pony boy.

[Dahila]

Not only smart but beautiful and creative, quiet the complet:))

[Enduronman]

I can't stop laughing must stop its midnight and my daughter is asleep,...was asleep BAHAHAAAAAAHA ABAHAHAAHAAHAAAAA!!! :D

[BlessedMom]

Love it!!!!!!!

[NeverToo...Fear]

Haha, hilarious :)

[janey]

LOL My dad was drunk when I came downstairs and he said WOW you look BEAUTIFUL!!!...and meant it... x.x Beer goggles.

[petrified]

Been dying to see these pics all day but stupid phone wouldn't let me!
I've just logged onto my computer and sitting giggling now. Thanks for putting a big smile on my face Janey :-D

[janey]

Thank you. It's not like I went into the bathroom and smeared makeup all over my face. I paid a lot of money to look like that.

[petrified]

Thank you. It's not like I went into the bathroom and smeared makeup all over my face. I paid a lot of money to look like that.

You looked stunning janey :-)
I definitely might invest in soobs though ;-p

[jessed03]

Thank you. It's not like I went into the bathroom and smeared makeup all over my face. I paid a lot of money to look like that.

You look so pretty. Far too pretty to have anxiety.

Your make up was done perfectly. Pity your rosacea flared up on your cheeks and turned a dark lipstick coloured purple.

[janey]

That's not rosacea. It's hickies from your mom, bish.

[petrified]

That's not rosacea. It's hickies from your mom, bish.

Hahahahahaha

[janey]

You looked stunning janey :-)
I definitely might invest in soobs though ;-p

Soobs are so great. You can't even tell the difference!

[jessed03]

Don't talk about my mum chunky monkey

[janey]

I'm going to London in October!!

[jessed03]

Yes!!!! (Need 10 letters)

[janey]

I'm going with a couple of friends. :D :D :D I'm buying tickets in a few months to get a good price.

[NixonRulz]

I'm going with a couple of friends. :D :D :D I'm buying tickets in a few months to get a good price.

I just so happened to read an article today that says you will get the best price if you buy 54 days prior to leaving

I knew there was a reason I read an article like that

[janey]

Are you going to London, Nix?

[Enduronman]

He can't answer another question because 1969 is his favorite year.... :)

[janey]

We should all go to london and break into jesse's house!!!!!!!!!!!

[Enduronman]

Yes!!! and duct tape him to the door then leave!!!....YAY!!! Fun in London!!! :)

[janey]

Yeah!!!!!! Then the rest of us can go get drunk and set things on fire!!!!!!!!

[jessed03]

:rolleyes:.........

[Enduronman]

Yes!!! tip cars over and scream about the f**kin soccer game and wait for police officers called bobbies to attack us with whipped cream!!!!

[NixonRulz]

Are you going to London, Nix?

No. I was just bored today and read an article that was just as boring and it turned out that it may help you get a cheaper flight

They looked at 3 million flights and said that day was the cheapest

I just saved you a boatload of money so you can buy excessive liquor in London

[NixonRulz]

Yes!!! tip cars over and scream about the f**kin soccer game and wait for police officers called bobbies to attack us with whipped cream!!!!

....without guns so feel free to beat the cops asses!

[Enduronman]

....without guns so feel free to beat the cops asses!

Very true....but the whipping cream sounded yummly right now too!...LMAO! :)

[janey]

We can have a 4 some!!!!!!!!!!!

[NixonRulz]

We can have a 4 some!!!!!!!!!!!

Since we are going to London, would it be appropriate to have a spot of tea first?

[janey]

Yes and some crumpets!

[NixonRulz]

Yes and some crumpets!

It has probably been discussed what a crumpet is before but what the hell is a crumpet?

And is it different from a Krimpet here in the states?

I have so many questions prior to departure

[petrified]

It has probably been discussed what a crumpet is before but what the hell is a crumpet?

And is it different from a Krimpet here in the states?

I have so many questions prior to departure



1207

That's a crumpet, they are yummy!
You should all pop up here though and have ham and pease pudding stotties and snake bites :-)

[jessed03]

Do they still eat please pudding up north? Haven't seen that for aaaaaaaages. My dad used to love it.

[jessed03]

Very true....but the whipping cream sounded yummly right now too!...LMAO! :)

Wow Eman, where did all this come from.

Having whipped cream poured on you by a man in a police man outfit?

[petrified]

Do they still eat please pudding up north? Haven't seen that for aaaaaaaages. My dad used to love it.

Yeah it's yummy we love it :-) you can buy it in tins but it's not the same as fresh :-)

Haha police men with whipped cream sounds like my hen night :-)

[janey]

Police men strippers with whipped cream and whipped everything...;) Oh la la. Just hope it's not the short, fat stripper cop from F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Psssssh

[jessed03]

Flappy bird, you'll fit through the...NOOOOO WTF.

Flappy bird drives you mad.

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[janey]

SHUSH UP, FRUIT CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna karate chop yo face!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna make a big hairy gorilla rape you!!!!!! SUPER HAIRY!!!!!!!!!!

[jessed03]

SHUSH UP, FRUIT CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna karate chop yo face!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna make a big hairy gorilla rape you!!!!!! SUPER HAIRY!!!!!!!!!!

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[janey]

Omg re-post. How annoying!! GET A NEW MEME!!!!!!!!

[NixonRulz]

1210.................

[janey]

Yes, that's exactly right!!!!!!!! :P :P :P

[jessed03]

Yes, that's exactly right!!!!!!!! :P :P :P

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[janey]

Dang that boi is fyneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee omfg. <333 Is that you??