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GeneAllen
02-26-2014, 02:17 PM
When the boogy man goes to bed he looks under the bed for Chuck Norris. :D http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4685952303892397&w=292&h=366&c=7&rs=1&qlt=80&pid=1.7 Peace
GeneAllen
02-26-2014, 02:20 PM
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move. Peace
GeneAllen
02-26-2014, 02:22 PM
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Peace
backdoc
02-26-2014, 05:22 PM
keep them coming Gene!!!
GeneAllen
02-26-2014, 07:55 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.


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GeneAllen
02-26-2014, 07:57 PM
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter



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GeneAllen
02-26-2014, 07:58 PM
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.


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NeverToo...Fear
02-27-2014, 06:27 AM
Chuck Norris gives Anxiety anxiety.. I made that one up just now, so I hope it didn't suck too much, lol

But dang, You know Mr. Norris is totally bad ass when he's got his very own thread ;) ..Good stuff, Gene :)
NixonRulz
02-27-2014, 06:29 AM
Chuck Norris gives Anxiety anxiety.. I made that one up just now, so I hope it didn't suck too much, lol But dang, You know Mr. Norris is totally bad ass when he's got his very own thread ;) ..Good stuff, Gene :)

I actually thought that was pretty good, Crista!
jessed03
02-27-2014, 06:40 AM
I actually thought that was pretty good, Crista!

That was pretty good...!

I was gonna join in and say Chuck Norris is so scary he made anxiety join this forum, but, I was kinda beaten to the punch there. They raise em quick down in Florrrrda
GeneAllen
02-27-2014, 05:21 PM
Chuck Norris gives Anxiety anxiety.. I made that one up just now, so I hope it didn't suck too much, lol

But dang, You know Mr. Norris is totally bad ass when he's got his very own thread ;) ..Good stuff, Gene :)

That was damn good! I loved it. LMAO Thank you Peace.

PS: Nixon's Valentines day post was a good one too, He said, I'd give my heart to all you women here, but I'm afraid you'd return it with palpitations. LOL That was awesome!

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GeneAllen
02-27-2014, 05:23 PM
Let me try my own Chuck Norris joke. Chuck Norris doesn't climb mountains, they collapse for him to walk on them. ??? LOL Not as good as I once was.....

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