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janey
02-05-2014, 10:05 PM
He sent this e-mail to his children (my aunts and uncles and dad). LOL!!!!!!!!




As I approach my 80th birthday (I know I don't look a day over 90), I have begun to reflect on the wonderful happenings
in my life. My wonderful children and their wonderful children. My wonderful wife and my wonderful dog.

The wonderful area I live in...the Hudson Valley, with the wonderful spring, the flowers, the leaves blossoming forth,
the fresh air of spring.

And the wonderful summer begins, with the tomato season beginning, the crack of the baseball bat, driving with the
windows down.

Then, on cue, the wonderful autumn begins, baseball ends, football begins, pumpkins and wonderful Thanksgiving.

And, wonderful December begins the winter seasons, with Christmas trees and homemade cookies and presents under the tree.

Then, January, then, FUCKING FEBRUARY, with the wonderful FUCKING SNOW, ONE FUCKING STORM, after
another. But, I truly feel blessed. I have wonderful children could care less than a FUCKING RAT'S ASS, if I shovel my
way out of my door, which wouldn't open because of the FUCKING SNOW!

Even though we are snowed in, the heat went out, nothing to eat, I know that wonderful Spring will be here soon and I will
continue on with my journey through life, with my wonderful wife, my wonderful dog and my wonderful children and their
wonderful children, knowing that all will be left out of my FUCKING WILL.

Love,

Your Wonderful Father

Enduronman
02-06-2014, 03:50 AM
BHAHAHAAAA!!! This has made my fucking day and awesome fucking day already!
Thanks for sharing that Janey!!.... therapeutic.

E-Man...:)

trinidiva
02-06-2014, 05:41 AM
Lololololol! !!! Love it!!!

Dahila
02-06-2014, 06:52 AM
Fantastic thank you for the brilliant post ;)))))))))))

jessed03
02-06-2014, 09:17 AM
Is your grandpa Gene Allen? They have same writing style!

Funny post Tummy!

NeverToo...Fear
02-06-2014, 09:24 AM
Hah, looks like Grandpa get's the last laugh; he seems wonderful :)

GeneAllen
02-06-2014, 09:27 AM
Is your grandpa Gene Allen? They have same writing style!

Funny post Tummy!

LMAO. :D

You funny boy, me love you long time. LOL Peace

janey
02-06-2014, 09:42 AM
He's awesome. I wish he lived in Florida....then he wouldn't have that problem. :P

jessed03
02-06-2014, 09:51 AM
Where does he live, New York?

Enduronman
02-06-2014, 10:14 AM
Indiana....:(

Dahila
02-06-2014, 10:34 AM
Ontario...:eek:

Enduronman
02-06-2014, 01:18 PM
Brrrrrr^^^^^^^!!!!!!

janey
02-06-2014, 09:10 PM
@Jess. Yeah, he does live in NY.