Thanks Jesse!!!

[Enduronman]

So,..to keep this simple:

My gf (now X gf) was in here lastnight telling me that she had been lurk/trolling around my posts, threads, etc,..and saw all of my quotes about being naked, asking Amber out, wanting a pole dancing video, offering $100 for it, stroking my cat, and whatever else you put in there!!! BAHAHAAHAA!!!

So, after listening to the exact same phrase, line, or sentence from her 12 times, that said "You are flirting with all of those women on there and it isn't right" and then after nearly gouging her right eye out with a pair of scissors (because of my explosive disorder that you all know of) I refrained, contained, controlled myself, and walked away....

I threw her out my front door, shut out the lights, and went to sleep peacefully....

Best New Years gift I've ever had (or late Christmas present) but either way, THANKS JESSE!!!!.... so exciting...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWR7Ib48M8g&list=RD11-GrsG44cn9c

Love ya brah!!

E-Man...:)

[Enduronman]

He may be avoiding me now, because I may send him flowers!!! :)

[Enduronman]

Wake the fluck up J-duronman!!!...You'll get a kick outta this...Headin up to the PO after breakfast, special package coming your way. LMAO!. :)

[jessed03]

No way, really?

[Enduronman]

fa shizzle!..Yes, realllyyyyy!!!....BAAHAAAAHA!!! xoxo

:)

[jessed03]

Damn that's craaaaaazy! What's she doing stalking you in the forum man!!

Sorry - I guess? A joke isn't intended to split two people up!! Even if one is incredibly possessive

[Enduronman]

Extremely possessive, and I know you meant no harm but I actually feel kinda good about it, told her that I was less anxious and happier just being on here than dealing with her dumbshit all the time,.. and nope Frankie..I'm not concerned at all!!!! YAY!!!

You did good Jesse!! I really appreciate it too...

Yes, stalkin lurker troller...BHAAAHA!!! :)

[Dahila]

Eman how the hell she knows that you are on this forum? Did you tell her? I would contact the admin about it. it is not right. or....make another account, and let us know.
Did you tell her that you are in love with 58 old one? hehehe tell her, I am going to back you up on that:))))))))))))))
Are u sure she is not my ex husband? he was stalking me for years after divorce..

[Enduronman]

LMAO!!^^^... I didn't tell her that I was on here, she musta just figured it out because I was so "content" without all the stressful bullshit anymore!!!...
Anyone can just lurk on the outside edges as a guest, and see what any of us are doing plus she knew I was here last year AND that I loved it too...kinda pissed her off then too.
Oh well, lose some, lose some I always say! HE HE!..
I forgot to tell her about us Dahl, slipped my mind because my mind was slippppiinnnggg slowly into Psycho Land.... :)

[jessed03]

Yeah, I still feel a little bad at breaking you guys up, even if you're happy. Was she hot?

You don't need her! We have Dahila!

[Enduronman]

Hot?...BAAAAHA!!! ....um,...well,.,....nah.
Hot headed?..,,, uh,,,,yah!

All we need is Dahl!!! I'm happy... :)

[Enduronman]

It's ok broseph,...I'm already "honing" my flirtin skills today too.. :D

[Enduronman]

Why waste time???...Apparently, I was already doing it!!

Yeah, if he'd hurry up and make that 3500 mile trip!! LMAO!!

[Enduronman]

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Guess which one she was?

[Dahila]

oh that's a lot of kliks.. ..Hehe I would be lost without you girls and gentlemen. I honestly can not remember when i had so much fun on internet.. I was frequenting polish chats but my anxiety was up because of frigging trolls so I just stopped doing it.
this forum is on second place after my home forum, Darkside and after you guys just soap and lotion making forums :)))

[Dahila]

oh hell ...........

[Enduronman]

LMAO!!! She's the "Sleeping is Dumb" chick!!! :)

[Enduronman]

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[Enduronman]

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[Enduronman]

why am I laughing so hard.....BAAHAAAHA!!!

Just got a divorce,...and I'm ecstatic!!! I lost, nothing! :)

[jessed03]

Lol at suicide gun!

Do they have any nice wholesome girls in Indiana? You may have to import one! I've only met one girl from Indiana, and she was a loudmouth. I believe that's more than enough evidence to assume all girls from Indiana are exactly the same!

[NeverToo...Fear]

I couldn't believe it when I first read this. I don't understand how your GF (now ex GF) could blow silly jokes out of proportion. How long were you guys together? I know you're okay with it and all, but I actually feel kinda bad that it happened to you.. But I guess if she freaked on this little thing, imagine what more serious issues she would've freaked out on in the future... Sorry anyways.. it's a shame that this didn't happen before Christmas so you didn't have to waste money getting her something ! :P

[Enduronman]

Insecurity....8yrs....it's all good!...

I just gave her a piece of coal anyway...:) (i'm smart like that) LOL!

[Enduronman]

*You may have to import one!* Maybe a nicer, newer streamlined model that isn't saggy...possibly a nice Ukraineian babe or Korean?...

I may look into this Jesse, thanks brah!! :)

[jessed03]

I may look into this Jesse, thanks brah!! :)

Haha

You've got to love a guy that goes back to the fire that burnt him :p

[Enduronman]

:confused:

[jessed03]

Changing quotes got you dumped. And you go back to changing the quotes again saying you'll get a new model. It's funny.

Happy new year.

[Dahila]

guys I am going to make a mashed potato of you , if you do not stop this nonsense :))

[Enduronman]

TEE HEE!! :)

Every E-Man has to have a E-Gurl... LMAO!

[AmberGbenga]

BAHAHAHAH shit baby Jesus, this forum has done us right once again! My partner found out I was on here.. Only because he was looking for my vine account so he could watch my vids and he stumbled upon this because I have the same user name for everything.. He was just like.. Soo baby, I noticed you were on an anxiety forum, I hope it's helping you. I was like.. Oh? Did I not tell you?! Haha I thought I had, opps anyway, he is happy aslong as I'm doing well :) and I Told him that I love it and the people are great. :)

[jessed03]

BAHAHAHAH shit baby Jesus, this forum has done us right once again! My partner found out I was on here.. Only because he was looking for my vine account so he could watch my vids and he stumbled upon this because I have the same user name for everything.. He was just like.. Soo baby, I noticed you were on an anxiety forum, I hope it's helping you. I was like.. Oh? Did I not tell you?! Haha I thought I had, opps anyway, he is happy aslong as I'm doing well :) and I Told him that I love it and the people are great. :)

Hi Mr Gbenga!!

[AmberGbenga]

I don't think he is reading anything haha

[Enduronman]

hungover....must start drinkling more amd more....andmore.....ahhhhh LMAO!

[Dahila]

He must be nice guy,
Look at the poor Eman

[Enduronman]

BAH HHAHA! ....I'm doing great Dahl!

I just can't keep myself awake!!

2 pots of coffee, 30mg ritalin, 400mg caffeine tablets, maybe go get another one,...and I'm still sleepy!!


I'm sooooooo relaxxxxeeeddddd now...weird. (anxiety disappeared, love it!)


:D

[Dahila]

with a lot of coffee your lover (anxiety) will come back, keep the shotgun ready :))

[Enduronman]

LMAO!! I just took a psuedoephedrine too!!! Gawd I hope that works...

MOM just called and was asking all kinds of questions, I told her to let me call her back once I woke up somehow...she kept asking questions instead...I growled at her, she hung up...Yippee....

Great start to 2014!!!

E-Man...grrr GRR gr

[Enduronman]

I already did that dear Frankie!!...(sigh)..

I have never partied that hard in my entire life....wait, nope I beat that one too. 22 shots will do this to you I think??...IDK...:)

[Enduronman]

Oh..yes, maybe it was 2...:)