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artaud
12-22-2013, 02:54 PM
OK, this is the best I could do, open to changes in the verses. Some things were hard to rhyme, others kept to keep some of the original feel to the story.

Done in fun, I hope everyone enjoys, I've been there and still am, we're in this together.

I used this site to help with the rhyming words. Probably buy the app someday soon. Fun to play with words.

http://www.rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi?Word=panic&typeofrhyme=perfect&org1=syl&org2=l&org3=y

*Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house,
*Anxiety and OCD prone people tensions won't dowse,
*The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
*In hopes that Tranquilizers and Anti-depressants soon would be there.

*These people were worried, minds filled with dreads,
*That something was growing in or wrong with their heads.
*And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
*Vainly looked for reassurance on our Smart Phone App.

*When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
*We sprang from the bed and started to scatter.
*Away to the window I flew like a flash,
*Into mamma I ran creating a great smash.

*The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
*Gave the lustre of surrealism to objects below.
*When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
*But damned derealization which produced a great fear.

*With a little dizziness, so lively and quick,
*I knew in a moment I was going to be sick.
*More rapid than eagles these symptoms they came,
*I knew that to be healthy was my great aim.

*"Now Headaches! now, Chest Pains! now, Anxiety and Panic!
*I went from Depression and now I am Manic!
*As I looked to the top of the porch! to the top of the wall,
*My Dizziness persisted and I thought I would fall.

*As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
*I thought I had had it and that I would die.
*Yet up to the house-top the Reindeer they flew,
*With the sleigh full of medicine, and St Nicholas too.

*And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
*The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
*As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
*Down the chimney St Nicholas came with a bound.

*He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
*And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.
*A bundle of medicine he had flung on his back,
*And he looked like a pharmacist, just opening his pack.

*His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
*His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
*His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
*And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.

*The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
*And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
*He had a broad face and a little round belly,
*That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly!

*He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
*And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself!
*But a wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
*Soon gave my OCD and Anxiety even more to dread.

*He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
*And filled my prescriptions, I felt like a jerk.
*And laying his finger aside of his nose,
*And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose!

*He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
*And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
*But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
*"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"

artaud
12-22-2013, 03:02 PM
Ah brilliant, that picked me up.

Good job Artaud

Thanks, that's what I was hoping for.

artaud
12-22-2013, 03:17 PM
I used to read that to my kids every Xmas eve

I read your other post, I'm not agoraphobic, but largely you can count my list of visiting friends/relatives on a fingerless hand. My situation may be better because I can get out, I even taught part of an Industrial Safety Class for over 5 years, but I was just as nervous in front of the class on the last day as the first.

My wife and I love the Christmas movies, I like movies that are redemptive, life is full of hard times, I have no desire to watch fictionalized accounts of it. Basically, if movies are rated R (in America), we just look for something else, too much violence, can't be good for the Psyche. (There are some we watch, but not the mediocre stuff).

artaud
12-22-2013, 04:16 PM
It's great you have your wife and I have my 2 kids. I love the Christmas movies too. My kids are likely to take over the telly for Xmas, doctor who specials etc! Hopefully we will get a nice film in too though.
I hope you have a nice Christmas.

You too. I guess your Christmases are warm, you're in Australia right? We've been in the 50s and 60s the last few days, (Fahrenheit, wouldn't want you to think we were running 140 degree temperatures here LOL) but the temps will be in the 30s on Christmas.

I'm in Pennsylvania, but trying to convince the wife that we need to move to South Dakota, but she believes it's too cold. For me, the best thing about South Dakota is the fewer people, there's fewer people in the state than my county alone, far fewer.

Enduronman
12-22-2013, 04:28 PM
I loved that man!! Well done, funny, humorous...much appreciated and needed too!

E-Man..:D

SamC
12-22-2013, 05:29 PM
Aw that was really good. It made me smile and feel more like its xmas, as im not feeling it this year.

Hope you and your wife/family have a great xmas

artaud
12-22-2013, 06:06 PM
Hope you and your wife/family have a great xmas

Same your way!

artaud
12-22-2013, 06:33 PM
No not anymore. I left Australia and moved back to Ireland a few years ago. It's a cold and stormy Xmas in store for me. My town only has about 5000 people in it. It can be a far calmer environment in South Dakota from what you are saying, I can see the appeal.

Sorry, I remember reading that. I'm mostly Czech (ancestry), but part Irish, really red hair as a youth, freckles, and my Irish temper, that sense of indignation, that keeps me going.

5000 people sounds good to me, about the same as my town (nearby a bigger city).

South Dakota, as long as you don't mind storms, it takes a beating in the spring, but the population is so sparse more people die from Tornadoes in Pennsylvania than South Dakota, and we get far fewer Tornadoes than they. The U.S. gets over 1000 Tornadoes a year, and Canada is second at only over 100.

The first is a Super Cell, kinda neat. The 2nd was in South Dakota, don't know if I would want to see that coming.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii7pumqR1kY

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RW2y76xRaLs

Pennsylvania is very hilly where I am, South Dakota fairly flat in many areas, supposedly awesome on a clear night. We'll try to get out there in 2014 for a visit.

jessed03
12-23-2013, 02:21 PM
Lol. Very very good Artaud ;)

Where's Angie91 from the poetry thread when you need her! She'd love this