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Ashlee13x
12-19-2013, 07:07 AM
I know its hard having anxiety and it can really bring us down, but sometimes its nice to just have a bit of a laugh and remember there are things in the world other than anxiety!

http://www.ahajokes.com/

Have a look through the jokes... hope they make you smile :)

jessed03
12-19-2013, 07:41 AM
Is this all you do everyday, just read jokes and post on the forum? How have you not been fired missy ;)

What's your favourite joke on there?

Post yours, and I'll read through and post mine.

jkb
12-19-2013, 08:50 AM
This is the ONE joke I remember always. By a British comedian named Tim Vine.

"I was complimented on my driving the other day. I came back to my car to find a note on the windscreen that read 'Parking, Fine' which was nice."

Ashlee13x
12-19-2013, 09:06 AM
Is this all you do everyday, just read jokes and post on the forum? How have you not been fired missy ;)

What's your favourite joke on there?

Post yours, and I'll read through and post mine.


No, it's supposed to be the busiest time of year for us but for some reason its really quiet!! Iam doing work in between!!

I wouldnt say this is my favourite, but this one tickeld me..

John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink.

"You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!"

Now John gets pretty annoyed about this, and goes on the offensive.

"How do you know this, Sister?"

"My Mother Superior told me so."

"But have you ever had a drink yourself? How can you be sure that what you are saying is right?"

"Don't be ridiculous--of course I have never taken alcohol myself"

"Then let me buy you a drink - if you still believe afterwards that it is evil I will give up drink for life"

"How could I, a Nun, sit outside this public house drinking?!"

"I'll get the barman to put it in a teacup for you, then no one will ever know."

The Nun reluctantly agrees, so John goes inside to the bar.

"Another pint for me, and a triple vodka on the rocks", then he lowers his voice and says to the barman "and could you put the vodka in a teacup?"

"Oh no! It's not that Nun again is it?"

And you?

Ashlee13x
12-19-2013, 09:07 AM
This is the ONE joke I remember always. By a British comedian named Tim Vine.

"I was complimented on my driving the other day. I came back to my car to find a note on the windscreen that read 'Parking, Fine' which was nice."

Hahaha, I like these light-hearted jokes!!

Enduronman
12-19-2013, 09:20 AM
A definate watch...please!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGAD1uTR1SY

E-Man..(this guy is from Wales) :)

jessed03
12-19-2013, 10:25 AM
Enduronman... Look...

Her name is Ashlee13x

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bW7Op86ox9g

Enduronman
12-19-2013, 10:40 AM
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! DOOOD!!!! i quit....bye. :|