Lets Tell a Story

[Olive Yew]

So I've seen a few games on here like the "this or that" game or the "word game". Well I thought it might be fun to do one of those chain stories where someone starts off telling a little bit and then the next person continues it a little bit and so on and so forth. If y'all think this sounds fun, feel free to start a story off!!

Rules: keep it appropriate, nothing disturbing (because the last thing anxiety people need is Stephen King!), No insulting people's ideas; just roll with it. Grammar punctuation and spelling doesn't matter. Just have fun! ^_^

[petrified]

Sounds fun olive :-)

I might as well start

One rare, bright and sunny morning

[tailspin]

Sounds fun olive :-)

I might as well start

One rare, bright and sunny morning

As I was on my way to the Post Office......................

[petrified]

The parcel I was going to collect was still a mystery to me

[Olive Yew]

Even the sender was unknown to me.

[petrified]

When I finally arrived the queue to get in was down the street :-(

[trinidiva]

So I popped my headphones on and decided to wait.

[petrified]

But the line of people all broke into the same dance all at once

[tailspin]

And I realized I was being flash-mobbed!

[petrified]

At the end of their dance they held up a sign saying "will you marry me John".

[Olive Yew]

We danced to N'Sync like our lives depended on it.

[Olive Yew]

We danced to N'Sync like our lives depended on it

[NeverToo...Fear]

...and ate cheese puffs & shrimp kebabs until.....

[tailspin]

John's girlfriend shouted "No! I'm sorry but I can't marry you John! It's because....."

[Olive Yew]

"I've never liked N'Sync! I Always loved the Backstreet boys!"

[petrified]

Just then nick carter pulled up in his Mercedes

[NeverToo...Fear]

He get's out of the vehicle and starts to...

[mikecole114]

He get's out of the vehicle and starts to...

Run towards me holding...

[petrified]

The biggest helium balloon I have ever seen, when suddenly...........

[trinidiva]

The balloon takes off into the air...carrying Nick with it.

[tailspin]

Luckily he'd eaten a really big breakfast so he soon came crashing back down to earth, only to find that.......

[Olive Yew]

I had placed a giant Boston cream pie underneath him to cushion his fall

[tailspin]

Unfortunately, Nick was severely allergic to Boston Cream Pie and so.........

[NeverToo...Fear]

he applied the quick cure, which was........

[Olive Yew]

Kittens! Kittens all around! Because kittens cure everything.

[NixonRulz]

Not realizing kittens get hairballs, he proceeded to cough up a ....

[tailspin]

giant hairball the size of Gibraltar, which came in very handy because.......................

[Mable]

He was beginning to go bald and needed to impress his neighbor because......

[tailspin]

she was a hairdresser and he really wanted to ask her out on a date

[Olive Yew]

Hairball toupee's had recently become all the rage in Singapore

[Cuchculan]

So he put on his new toupee and approached this beautiful hairdresser and said

[NeverToo...Fear]

"Baby, you, me and Singapore is all I'll ever need! What do you say, beautiful hairdresser?"

[HealthAnxNut]

She said yes, and as he bent down to kiss her, his toupee fell off. She said "This can never work. I need a man with REAL hair!" He began to sob uncontrollably until........

[Olive Yew]

A lovely woman by the name of Brunhelga swept in on her noble llama steed and swept him off his feet

[tailspin]

declaring that she had been searching all her life for a bald man to make wigs for from the beautiful wool of her noble llama

[Olive Yew]

The llama's name was Duke Andrew Jackovive and had fabulous flowing gold locks ;)

[NeverToo...Fear]

and the only thing he ever ate was fish sticks and french toast...

[trinidiva]

And drank Fiji water............

[tailspin]

And he slept each night on sheets of the finest Egyptian cotton, with his golden locks lovingly braided by Brunhelge into French plaits adorned with pink silk ribbons

[petrified]

But one day he realised she had turned evil and had him locked in a tower with only his long braids to save him he decided to............

(Loving the story :-))

[NixonRulz]

Cut off his golden locks and throw them out the window to set them free

[tailspin]

And behold, below the tower, there stood Sting singing "Free, Free, Set Them Free"! :)

[NixonRulz]

And the other two guys from the the band The Police yelled "Why didn't you take us with you, bitch?"

[trinidiva]

And not heeding their calls....he continued to run as fast as he could. He ran until he saw........

[Olive Yew]

A one eyed one horned flying purple people eater!

[petrified]

He suddenly skidded to halt as he had come up with the most amazing plan which was...............

[NeverToo...Fear]

to sing a song to the creature...backwards in french....

[petrified]

The monster was now fully under his command so he decided to do the best thing could which was.........

[Olive Yew]

World domination!

[trinidiva]

(Insert evil laugh here)

[jessed03]

Suddenly... Scooby Doo appears and starts.....

[petrified]

Throwing Scooby snacks with scrappy................

[jessed03]

"Let me at the monster Scoob, let me at 'em" says Scrappy....

579

[tailspin]

"Scooby Doo! Where are you!" Shouts Velma.................

[trinidiva]

"Rooh row" said Scooby....

[NixonRulz]

Shaggy wonders aloud if it is normal to be attracted to Scooby, and he is overheard by.......

[petrified]

The monster, who then suddenly collapses in a fit of giggles and becomes unconscious, the mystery gang then pull off the monsters mask to discover it was........,.,,,,,,,,

[jessed03]

The monster, who then suddenly collapses in a fit of giggles and becomes unconscious, the mystery gang then pull off the monsters mask to discover it was........,.,,,,,,,,

OLIVE YEW!!! :O

She said she would have gotten away with it too if it wasnt for those pesky.... (whats?)

[NixonRulz]

Brits. Then all of a sudden David Hasselholf breaks in and wraps his life preserver around....

[tailspin]

his bottle of bourbon before barfing on said pesky Brits and......

[NixonRulz]

smoked a pack of Winstons with Miley Cyrus and she said "hey yo.........

[jessed03]

"I came in like a wrecking ball, I never hit so hard in love.... All I wanted was.....

[tailspin]

to break your balls......................

[NixonRulz]

But I see your balls are as strong as steel. Very similar to....

[tailspin]

......Mine! For I am Superman! Man of Steel!

[petrified]

So I whipped off my clothes but realised I had my Spider-Man costume on instead, but still decided too............

[Olive Yew]

Swing in on my spidey web (like a wrecking ball) and knock some heads together

[petrified]

When finally I had all the bad guys under control and tied up by my webs I decided to go visit..............

[NixonRulz]

My proctologist, because I knew he could get to the bottom of.....

[tailspin]

Uranus!! :) But it was so deep, he ended up falling into a big black hole and......

[petrified]

And devouring a mars bar while he surfed through the galaxy and ended up crash landing onto..........

[Olive Yew]

Wall-e and Eve's honeymoon picnic! Scattering...

[NixonRulz]

.....hundreds of ants that just wanted to watch, instead of eat. To get them together again, the Queen Ant yelled......

[Cleverun]

..."Release the Krakken!" And to everyone's surprize...

[NixonRulz]

......they released a crack pipe instead of the Krakken, which caused Tom Cruise to run in circles screaming " the Martians are coming". So he whipped out his lethal....

[NeverToo...Fear]

EDIT: didn't see the post above, lol

[tailspin]

.......Scientology scripture and started reciting L Ron Hubbard while jumping up and down on Oprah Winfrey's couch, all of which caused.......................

[NixonRulz]

Katie Holmes to kick Suri, which, by surprise, allowed Suri to finally understand who her dad really was. It was....

[trinidiva]

David Bowie.....

[NixonRulz]

David Bowie and Mick Jaggar jumped out of bed, got dressed and proceeded to sing.....

[Olive Yew]

"I feel like a Woman" by Shania

[NixonRulz]

"I feel like a Woman" by Shania

Okay. That was pretty good

But the music stopped and the people stared, prompting Mick to scream, " where is my. Bloody......

[petrified]

Marjorie" Marjorie was of course his..........

[NeverToo...Fear]

favourite stuffed koala bear in the whole entire world. But it was no ordinary stuffed animal. It could.....

[NixonRulz]

.....drink and drive while wearing a pirate patch, which made that damn bear look like a ...

[tailspin]

furry version of Johnny Depp playing Capt Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean. Suddenly he cried out.......................

[NixonRulz]

...."why the hell is alcohol so expensive. I remember for 5 dollars I could buy a ,,,,

[petrified]

Bottle of rum and crackers for polly the parrot, all of sudden at the mention of her name polly decides to...........

[Olive Yew]

Awaken the Kraken!!!

[petrified]

When suddenly the kraken appeared it turned out to be the famous Loch Ness monster Nessie, Nessie appeared wearing a very large.................

[NeverToo...Fear]

pink tutu and a special medallion that could.......

[tailspin]

EDIT: cross post!! :).....

.......grant 3 wishes to the sound of bagpipes! The first wish he made was.............

[NeverToo...Fear]

*bump*

.................... :)

[Olive Yew]

Aw yay!

The first wish he made was to have an Irish accent to attract the ladies with

[petrified]

Aw yay!

The first wish he made was to have an Irish accent to attract the ladies with

And lo and behold he morphed into Colin Farrell............

[jessed03]

And lo and behold he morphed into Colin Farrell............

And he took his pint of Guiness and poured it all over.........

[Enduronman]

The Sea of Gallilee....when suddenly...

[jessed03]

A drunk dolphin appeared out of the water. Went up to the first person he saw, and said to her........ '

[Enduronman]

my what giant fake eyelashes you have, don't I know you from somewhere like a.......

[jessed03]

Like an anxiety forum?

And the woman said, yes, you do, I'm BlessedMom.

The dolphin said what are you doing on the beach, and BlessedMom said......

[Enduronman]

I'm planning a trip to Cuba and the only thing I have to row this boat is....

[NixonRulz]

......Kyle. But when he started rowing, I realized it really wasn't him. It was fu*kin......

[jessed03]

Just as he was about to say who it was, an apple fell from a tree and banged him on his head causing memory loss.

He couldn't even remember his own name, so decided to call himself...........

[Enduronman]

Cheerful the Glamourous Social Cherry Bomb...named after her uncle......

[jessed03]

(It was a guy, but I'll carry on :D)

Her Uncle was a pilot and served in Vietnam, but now he didn't do much other than sit at home and watch.......

[Enduronman]

Archie Bunker, The Simpsons and CSI Miami until his wife and .......

[jessed03]

Him decided to buy a camper van, and drive on out to Nevada to see the Grand Canyon. The Uncle had a crazy idea that he could fill up the whole of the Grand Canyon with.....

[Enduronman]

strawberry jello,...so they stopped at every grocery store along the way to buy all they could and when they arrived, he just threw all 400 boxes of it into the big giant hole in the ground like throwing a toothpick into a volcano...and then.....

[needtogetwell]

The biggest Jello wrestling match ensued and people came from all around just to see......

[Enduronman]

Evil Kneivel try to jump over them while wrestling in the huge jello mound, but when Evil arrived.....

[needtogetwell]

Elvis rose out of the Jello mound singing.....

[Enduronman]

holy shit, how much do I get paid for this gig and as Evil hit the ramp at 300 mph on his jet bike.....

[jessed03]

He noticed Brooke Lynn sitting where he was about to land reading her book... Thinking quickly, he swerved the bike, and landed in....

[Enduronman]

Old Faithful, right down the center hole but no one noticed,..so Brooke Lynn got up from reading Harry Potter and ran over there to say.......

[jessed03]

'Elvis, have you got you got any Paxil?'... Elvis handed Brooke Lynn some Paxil, and she said 'Thaaaaan you very murrrrrch' in an Elvis style voice.

She was so happy to get her Paxil, that she decided to go and.....

[BrookeLynnnn]

'Elvis, have you got you got any Paxil?'... Elvis handed Brooke Lynn some Paxil, and she said 'Thaaaaan you very murrrrrch' in an Elvis style voice. She was so happy to get her Paxil, that she decided to go and.....

Sit in the house & laugh while reading all this because..

[Enduronman]

Brooke Lynn really wanted to parasail off of the cliff,...using Evil's unopened parachute. Only problem was....

[jessed03]

That because her hair was red, planes thought she was a stop signal, and so stopped in mid air, and came crashing to the ground.

Brooke decided it would be safer to go to the DIY Hardware store, and treat herself to....

[Enduronman]

the newest and best hand cleaner, oven cleaner, and drain cleaners that $1.21 could buy...she then gathered up all of that to go home and make a batch of....

[needtogetwell]

Chocolate chip cookies. Which she devoured in one sitting as the Paxil gave her the screaming meemy munchies .....

[BrookeLynnnn]

Hahahaha omg you guys are cracking me up!!!

& mmmm cookies sound good!

[Dahila]

You are incredible;))
fantastic stories do not end on Brooke devouring cookies, bitin on her paxi....she got up....

[needtogetwell]

Went out in search of her BFF so the two if them could have a throw down with Martha Stewart and see who could make the best.....

[NixonRulz]

.....homemade soaps but then some lady busted in screaming things like English was her second language yet her curse words were place brilliantly.

"Who dare try to make a better soap. I banish all of you to the........."

[needtogetwell]

Mr. Rogers Neighborhood. Where cardigans and slippers are mandatory dress code and happy pills abound like......

[NixonRulz]

.......lollipops at Michael Jackson's house

Only they weren't just regular slippers, they were a special kind that could......

[needtogetwell]

Create a force field around the wearer. Problem is what do you do when.....

[janey]

....one boob is bigger than the other and you just kinda walk around lop-sided all the time and you know those stupid slippers won't even help with that. Suddenly, someone stabs you with a pen John Hancock once had in his mouth and......

[Enduronman]

you end up with multiple contusions, lacerations and encephalitis with a little bit of lyme disease,..so you go to the......

[petrified]

Witch doctor and end up getting..............

[Enduronman]

stitches with an unsterilezed bamboo shoot and pig intestines so you grow a third leg and foot, only problem with this is that it's on your....

[needtogetwell]

Made you laugh so hard that peeing your pants was inevitable, so with legs crossed you ......

[Enduronman]

scooted across the street on the ground to the neighbors house, with your 5 legged dog and asked if they had anything for a UTI and some salve for your dogs new leg...only problem was....

[needtogetwell]

What they gave you was sticky and smelly, and the best thing you know a swarm of bees is chasing you through ......

[Dorriekeepson23]

Him decided to buy a camper van, and drive on out to Nevada to see the Grand Canyon. The Uncle had a crazy idea that he could fill up the whole of the Grand Canyon with.....

This is cracking the crap out of me!!! Keep going!!!

[Enduronman]

What they gave you was sticky and smelly, and the best thing you know a swarm of bees is chasing you through ...... HAHA!!!

your other neighbors award winning rose bush garden with no shoes and your shorts on so you trip, fall, and end up......

[Enduronman]

with Frankie f**kin up the whole story!!!.... LMAO!

[Dorriekeepson23]

Well... meanwhile, the crooked little mini spy, that supposedly sneaked into Justin B's party bash...

[jessed03]

Hid under a table with his little camera, ready to get a shot of Justin B doing the....

[Dorriekeepson23]

She...supposedly..hmm...

[Dorriekeepson23]

hee hee!!!

[Dorriekeepson23]

with Justin B. doing the party bash, singing "Do you really want to hurt me", with a shirt on that said 'Just say no to....

[jessed03]

And there singing with him, was Ashlee stump, dressed in a purple gorilla outfit, that she was wearing because...

[Ashlee13x]

she was lazy and hadn't done her clothes washing in over a week and this is all she could find that was acceptable to wear. It was the gorilla outfit or….

[jessed03]

The banana hammock her neighbour had thrown over the fence. She went with the gorilla suit, as Eman was already at the party wearing just a hammock.

She decided to go over and compliment Eman on his attire, and as she did, she handed him a....

[Enduronman]

pet monitor and a terantula that she had for the past 8 years because Ashlee was soon to be......

[NixonRulz]

Making her second YouTube video with her pretty cool UK accent

Only this time instead of anxiety, it was going to be about..........

[needtogetwell]

Hot bodied guys and lots and lots of Jello.

Then the video will go viral and......

[NixonRulz]

.....I will not be watching because it has hot guys and I don't need yet another reason to weep

But it was all a plan. Those who watched were secretly hypnotized and she could control all and she wanted every last one of them to.........

[needtogetwell]

Go out and buy all the nifty cleaning stuff from a company she had just invested heavily in. As the profits rolled in she was able to.....

[Enduronman]

upgade her car from a 1984 Yugo to a 1988 Fiat and then she thought about actually getting her driving license but driving is so scary so she joined a.....

[petrified]

upgade her car from a 1984 Yugo to a 1988 Fiat and then she thought about actually getting her driving license but driving is so scary so she joined a.....

Hells angel club to tackle that head on, but instead met................

[needtogetwell]

Para sailing club and soared like an eagle until she though *damn! How am I gonna get down? So.....

[jessed03]

Luckily she noticed a big bag of cookies, and decided to make herself really fat, so she could weigh down her sail. But just as she was about to eat a cookie a.........

[needtogetwell]

Dragon came along and torched the parachute! Thinking it was gonna get some 's'mores with cookie and something soft and gooey .....

[Dorriekeepson23]

yet realized it was from her Dragon Brother's Brownie's from back in the day, and her tail happily shook as...

[needtogetwell]

yet realized it was from her Dragon Brother's Brownie's from back in the day, and her tail happily shook as...

She lapped up all the bits and pieces getting higher and higher. That's when the munchies hit. What's a doped up dragon to do! So off she went on search of...,,,

[Enduronman]

all of the wonderful ways that which she could torment the new Queen of Uranus so she went out and bought up alllll of the black eyeshadow in a 50 mile radius of Area 51 because she knew that......

[jessed03]

Aliens we're coming, and they were gonna be very good looking, so she wanted to look her best. These Aliens were said to be a cross between George Clooney, and....

[Enduronman]

and an a-hole trolls ass crack hairs, so she knew that she would fit right into their space capsule and also be in that of the same element within their social groups because they communicated via their rectums with a single sound which made her.....

[jessed03]

Enemies turn into.....

[Olive Yew]

Clean the lint from their belly button when they could....

[needtogetwell]

Simply plant potatoes and feed a family of 5 for a month. So the menu consisted of.....

[petrified]

Bubble and squeak, and scrambled eggs. They had a constant supply of eggs thanks to the giant................

[Ashlee13x]

elephant called Gingy. He is a cross breed of....

[needtogetwell]

Cullys elephant and favourite chooks.!He got the eggs and flew to Ireland for the perfect accompaniment........

Green Beer! In honour of St. Pattys day coming up! But after closing down the pub in the wee hours.......

[Enduronman]

a giant fire broke out and the arsonist that was seen running from the scene had on a T shirt that said........

[Ashlee13x]

Behold, I am the mighty Applecherry, coming to kill all you trolls. E-man then came blasting out of the fire and...

[needtogetwell]

Behold, I am the mighty Applecherry, coming to kill all you trolls. E-man then came blasting out of the fire and...

Jumped in the van. I'm going on a hunt! I'm going on a hunt! He sang.... Hide those cheese puffs and .......

[Olive Yew]

..."Live to die another day!" But his song was abruptly cut short by...

[needtogetwell]

..."Live to die another day!" But his song was abruptly cut short by...

Sighting of an anxiety sufferer in need of help. CHARGE bellowed the General, so with squeeling tires the van came to an abrupt hault and the crew......