"Have you ever" Game

[tailspin]

Never actually stood anyone up, but have made a really lame excuse a short time before the date, which I guess amounts to the same thing (except that at least the guy knew I wasn't coming!)

Have you ever felt as though life is passing you by?

[Mrs2B]

Yes every day and yet I dont know what to do to change it..wow getting a bit too deep now :-)

[petrified]

Yes

Have you ever been sick through your nose?

[tailspin]

LOL!!! No, thank goodness!!! :)

Have you ever screamed out of sheer frustration?

[petrified]

True quite a few times

Have you ever dated someone off the Internet?

[Dahila]

yes, have you ever travel to Japan?

[tailspin]

Yes.

Have you ever gotten a really bad sunburn?

[Dahila]

yes, have you ever eat an insect? :)

[Anxiouskat]

Way too many bugs fly at my face while hiking to not chomp on a few for extra protein haha! Yes!

Have you ever been nude on a nude beach?

[petrified]

Yes but by accident and not naked lol

Have you ever spent the night in a haunted place?

[Dream]

Nope, has anyone actually done this haha?

Have you ever woken up and gotten ready for school / work just to remember you have the day off?

[petrified]

Haha yeah I fell asleep in the afternoon once and woke up about 8 in a panic, I rang my work to tell them I had slept in only to be told my shift wasn't til 8 in the morning and to go back to sleep lol

Have you ever locked yourself out of your house?

(My friends away to sleep in a haunted castle tonight, that's why I asked. She's sleeping in chillingham castle)

[Dahila]

yes , I have. Have you ever meet someone who looks like you?

[tailspin]

Not really. Some similarities for sure, but not like my twin or anything!Have you ever felt envious of someone else's relationship?

[Dahila]

Yes, Have you ever mix the pills and take sleeping pill before work?

[tailspin]

LOL! Luckily, no!

Have you ever fallen asleep on a bus or train and missed your stop?

[mike98t]

No. Have you ever peed in the pool?

[tailspin]

Yes!

Have you ever lost your swim suit bottoms when you dived in a pool?

[Dream]

Haha nope.

Have you ever gotten lost in the woods?

[tailspin]

Yes!

Have you ever broken something in a store and had to buy it?

[missechelon]

Yes a few times 😳

Have you ever lied about your age knowing you were too young or old to do it???

[worriedmummy85]

Yeah when I was younger to get with an older guy

Have you ever ran for public transport and fell oven just as you get there?

[missechelon]

Yes in so clumsy lol

Have you ever been listening to music and sang out loud forgetting your in public

[worriedmummy85]

No but I have spoken out loud haha


Have you ever been watching tv and when they are telling the person to hold their breath or something on tv have you caught yourself doing what they say?

[missechelon]

No or not that I have noticed

Have you ever become conscious about how much you blink when somebody talks about blinking?

[jessed03]

Not until you mentioned it ;)

Have you ever tried to lick your elbow, after people always say it can't be done?

[Nicolette]

hahaha yes once when the tv said it was impossible

this is a new game since ive been away!!!

have you ever downed a pint of beer in one go?

[jessed03]

Can you do it?

That's why I messaged you. I don't have skype on my new ipad, so I never get to see people on there anymore. I have to download it again.

I've never downed a beer. I tried, but got brain freeze :D

Have you ever eaten a whole pizza to yourself?

[worriedmummy85]

No I get bored half way around


Have you ever told someone about a suprise accidentally then realised who you were talking to?

[jessed03]

Lol you gotta eat it real quick.

I don't think I have. Usually I just knowingly blurt secrets, as I suck at keeping them :-/

Have you ever broken something, then acted like it was already broken before you got there?

[missechelon]

No but I have a family member who always does it

Have you ever blamed someone else for something you did

[worriedmummy85]

No

Have you ever got dressed and left the house with something back to font or inside out?

[Halo2Guy]

Yup, mainly underwear....haha.

Have you ever taken drugs?

[tailspin]

Prescription drugs. Yes. Otherwise just the usual, alcohol, tobacco and weed

Have you ever wanted to have any plastic surgery?

[missechelon]

Yes still do

Have you ever eaten snails?

[NeverToo...Fear]

No... I think I would actually try one though.

Have you ever jumped in a lake with gators?

[NixonRulz]

I haven't but I have been in a lake that held guppies. Guppies can be quite scary if you accidentally ate some mushrooms.

Have you ever accidentally ate mushrooms and was caught chasing something only you could see?

[NeverToo...Fear]

Nope

Have you ever fed someone mushrooms just to see what it would do to them first?

[petrified]

Haha no never

Have you ever had stitches?
(My son had 11 yesterday :-()

[worriedmummy85]

Yes when I had my c section

Have you ever been doing cereal and put something other than milk on it by accident?

[missechelon]

Ha ha yes orange juice because my husband put the cartons next to each other and I didn't notice till it was too late lol

Have you ever got stuck in clothing trying it on

[tailspin]

LOL! Yes, I've definitely had a couple of zippers get stuck while I was trying stuff on!

Have you ever wandered around all day with a big sticky label stuck on the back of a pair of new jeans announcing your size and measurements to the world?

[missechelon]

Not jeans I did with a top though

Have you ever burnt your eyebrows in some way

[tailspin]

Luckily, no!

Have you ever had an allergic reaction to anything?

[missechelon]

Yes a bee sting :(

Have you wanted to laugh when you knew you shouldn't be

[Dream]

Yep, quite a few times.

Have you ever had the water go out while your taking a shower with shampoo in your hair?

[missechelon]

No but I have ran out of hot water and that happened cold showers are not nice

Have you ever wished you had superpowers

[Halo2Guy]

Nah, too much responsibility.

Have you ever slipped and fell on ice?

[Dream]

Yep, quite a few times.

Have you ever stayed up for longer than 2 days?

[Mrs2B]

Yep but its not recommended!!

Have you ever cheated?

[petrified]

No never

Have you ever wrapped someone's presents up in tinfoil?

[missechelon]

Yes a shell for my mum when I was 5

Have you ever rode downhill in a trolly

[Mrs2B]

No but have in a wheelbarrow.. :-D

Have you ever shouted something embarrassing in a loud pub/nightclub because it went quiet all of a sudden?

[missechelon]

Yes ha ha ha and it was about a guy too lol

Have you ever rocked out in your car not realising people were. Watching

[tailspin]

LOL! Yes

Have you ever worn a sequined boob tube?

[jessed03]

No... That would be weird for everybody...

Have you ever dated somebody shorter that you?

[Mrs2B]

No but Im 5 foot 2 so thats nearly impossible!

Have you ever forgotten your own phone number

[jessed03]

Only when I first got it ;)

Have you ever sent a personal text/email to the wrong person?

[tailspin]

no... That would be weird for everybody...



lol!!!!! :-)

[tailspin]

Only when I first got it ;)

Have you ever sent a personal text/email to the wrong person?


Thankfully, no! I have worried about doing that though!!!!

Have you ever been physically attracted to a member of your own sex? (assuming you are not gay. If you are gay, the question would be, have you ever been physically attracted to a member of the opposite sex?)

[missechelon]

Yes I have (I'm straight)

Have you ever been caught dancing when you thought nobody was home

[tailspin]

Probably!

Have you ever camped out outside a store to be first in line for a sale or a new product release?

[Anxiouskat]

No..... Have you ever cut down your own Christmas tree?

[missechelon]

No I would love to though

Have you ever taken a kid to the cinema just so you could watch the movie and not look silly

[NeverToo...Fear]

Haha, no. That's an interesting idea though: kid rental service (if you don't have your own) just so can watch that silly movie for a better reason. :P


Have you ever sat next to someone in the theater and that person Just. Would. Not. Shut. Up. ?

[petrified]

Yes lol

Have you ever had annoying person behind you on a aeroplane for a long flight?

[BamaBlues]

No lol I have not .

In high school have you ever been caught in the shower with your GF by her dad ?

[petrified]

Haha no ^^^^^ there sounds like there's a funny story attached to that though lol

Have you ever kissed someone with braces?

[Halo2Guy]

Nope.

Have you ever seen a Ghost?

[petrified]

No I'm pleased as well lol

Have you ever had someone walk in on you while you were in the bath?

[missechelon]

Yes I have kids and a husband lol I never get a quiet bath lol

Have you ever called in sick when you really weren't

[Mrs2B]

..many times..but I worked for my dad..

Have you ever gotten so drunk you cant remember the night before?

[tailspin]

I've never forgotten an entire night, but I've definitely had partial black outs where I couldn't remember some parts at all!

Have you ever left a store without paying for something, but you weren't deliberately shoplifting, you just genuinely forgot to pay for something (and got away with it!)?

[missechelon]

Yes recently with the new self service checkouts I scanned a pen in put it in the bag but it hadn't picked it up only realised when I got home

Have you ever knowingly shoplifted

[petrified]

No not knowingly

Have you ever rode a horse?

[jessed03]

I got on one, and took a few steps. Never through the wilderness though :p

Have you ever bought something from a store or cafe and pretended you made it?

[lmr019]

Yes I have kids and a husband lol I never get a quiet bath lol Have you ever called in sick when you really weren'tguilty! Every once in a while you just NEED a day!

[petrified]

I got on one, and took a few steps. Never through the wilderness though :p

Have you ever bought something from a store or cafe and pretended you made it?

Haha no but my husband did last week with a pie my son thought he was a good cook that day lol

Have you ever took a rabbit for a walk?

[worriedmummy85]

Lol no that would be funny tho


Have you ever bumped into someone said sorry and realised it was a mannequin?

[jessed03]

Haha no but my husband did last week with a pie my son thought he was a good cook that day lol

Have you ever took a rabbit for a walk?

When I was small, I begged my mum to get a lead for my rabbit. Eventually she did, but when I put it on him, he sulked so badly and refused to move lol

And no to the mannequin thing, but that would be funny if others were watching!

Have you ever gone out with something on your face, but not realised until you got home?

[NixonRulz]

When I was small, I begged my mum to get a lead for my rabbit. Eventually she did, but when I put it on him, he sulked so badly and refused to move lol

And no to the mannequin thing, but that would be funny if others were watching!

Have you ever gone out with something on your face, but not realised until you got home?

I don't believe so. But ost people would tell you there is something wrong with your face by being rude.

Have you ever been watching a steamy movie with someone and had either a parent or a child bust you straight up?

[janey]

No. :P I don't watch steamy movies, I make them.

Have you ever taken a shower with socks on? No? Well, you should. It feels awesome.

Have you ever taken drugs or drank alcohol at work? HAVE YOU EVER WATCHED A STEAMY MOVIE AT WORK?! OMG

[petrified]

I went to school drunk once but never watched a steamy movie at work lol

Have you ever performed in a play?

[Dream]

I think I played small part in a play in like 1st grade once, other than that not at all. Don't think I would want to either.

Have you ever thrown up on someone in public?

[NeverToo...Fear]

No.. but I have thrown up in public.

Have you ever stood by a puddle of water in the store and looked up only to have the water from the ceiling drip into your eye ?

[janey]

Not the puddle part, but the drip in the eye...all the time...but maybe not from the ceiling...

Have you ever wanted to try human flesh?

[missechelon]

Err no

Have you ever flashed in public

[Mrs2B]

No, have been flashed at though by a creepy old guy in Paris....

Have you ever fallen while by yourself and then had to laugh at yourself coz you feel so stupid?! ...

[anxious aussie]

No, have been flashed at though by a creepy old guy in Paris.... Have you ever fallen while by yourself and then had to laugh at yourself coz you feel so stupid?! ...

No but I've kneed myself in the head trying to take my pants off and then laughed at myself.

Have you ever watched an entire season of a tv show in one day?

[tailspin]

Not an entire season in one day, no. But I have watched an entire season of a TV show over a couple of three days. Love being able to do that!

Have you ever lived for an extended period of time in a foreign country?

[janey]

NO, FOREIGN PEOPLE STINK...JUST SMELL JESSED03!!!!!!!

Have you ever wondered what it would feel like to swallow an alive goldfish whole?

[jessed03]

No

Have you ever deliberately opened someone else's mail when it looked gossipy, or important?

[janey]

Yup. All the time. I even open other peoples' Christmas cards and packages to see what it is. :D

Have you ever wanted to be friends with a girl named Jamie?

[NeverToo...Fear]

Yes.. it's a small life goal of mine.

Have you ever ever had a conversation with a stranger in another car at a red light ?

[NixonRulz]

Yes.. it's a small life goal of mine. Have you ever ever had a conversation with a stranger in another car at a red light ?

I have. I like doing that. I pretend they are my friend.

Have you ever done a raw oyster shooter?

[petrified]

Yes and never again

Have you ever walked into a lamp post?

[tailspin]

Yes!

Have you ever eaten your own nose boogers?

[petrified]

Eughhhhh probably when I was little though :-0

Have you ever cried watching a cartoon show?

[NeverToo...Fear]

Er, maybe out of sheer distress.. I've seen a few bad cartoons....... :P

Have you ever just walked right into a spider web?

[NixonRulz]

Yes, too often

Have you ever smoked weed while watching Tele Tubbies?

[janey]

No....that would be scary. I'd cry.

Have you ever had sex with a vacuum? Ew, that's gross guys. Whatsamaddawitchu?

[jessed03]

Smh.

Have you ever woken up, and it's been dark, and thought it was still morning, but it was really evening?

[petrified]

Yeah a few times

Have you ever been on a TV game show?

[janey]

I guess you could call it a TV game show...I got a phone call and the person asked if I wanted to play a game. I said WHO IS THIS MOTHAFUCKA?!!! And then I was abducted by this weird pig guy and I ended up in a room and I had this thing attached to my face and I had to get it unlocked before the time is up and it was so close, but I did it and then....
I found out...that I was almost killed while filming a movie. Saw.

Have you ever just wanted crash you car into the bridge and be like 'I don't care, I love it.'?

[petrified]

Hahaha janey your great, you always put a massive smile on my face :-)
But to answer your question no can't say I ever have

Have you ever seen a UFO?

[tailspin]

No!

Have you ever attempted any kind of do-it-yourself piercing on either your body or someone else's body?

[petrified]

Yes I have pierced my own ears and my dads. A frozen crunchie and an earring sterilised by heating it up with a lighter. Anyone want to try lol?

Have you ever had or got an intimate piercing?

[janey]

Nawp. No way. Dat ain't kool.

Have you ever drove somewhere and a sad song comes on and then bust out crying super hard? Emo.

[tailspin]

Yes I have pierced my own ears and my dads. A frozen crunchie and an earring sterilised by heating it up with a lighter. Anyone want to try lol?



LOL to the frozen Crunchie!! It's a good idea though! Did you eat it afterwards? :) You are brave!!!

[tailspin]

Have you ever drove somewhere and a sad song comes on and then bust out crying super hard? Emo.

Yes! I sure have!

Have you ever been reading a book on a train and you read something so funny that you snorted loudly with laughter and the people sitting around you gave you dirty looks?

[janey]

No. :( I've only been on a train twice. We don't really have them here...But I have acted like a total weirdo and have people give me dirty looks. :D

Have you ever wanted a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss?

[petrified]

No but I no a few people that think they have lol

Have you ever met someone so big headed they couldn't fit through a door?

[tailspin]

LOL! Well, not literally, but I have definitely met some really big-headed people!

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m231/Joanna_078/bighead.jpg (http://s105.photobucket.com/user/Joanna_078/media/bighead.jpg.html)

Have you ever squeezed a pimple and the contents projectile splattered all over the mirror?

[petrified]

Yeah a few times lol

Have you ever wanted to squeeze a strangers massive spot because its been so big and annoying lol?

(Haha love the pic I definitely no people like that hehe)

[tailspin]

LOL!! Yes!!!! :-)

Have you ever pretended you don't understand English?

[petrified]

No never great idea though

Have you ever pretended you were a radio station when you had a cold call in the telephone?

[tailspin]

LOL!!! But now you've given me the idea, I might try that next time! :)

Have you ever tried to set fire to a fart?

[petrified]

Haha no but my husband has a few times (that's why I married him ;-p)

Have you ever been in a police car?

[jessed03]

Lol at the last few posts :). Yeah I have been in a police car.

Have you ever had a fire in your house?

[tailspin]

LOL to Hannah's remark about her husband!! :)

Luckily only something minor: just open flames from a pan on the stove top, but we spotted them right away and were able to sort it out!

Have you ever been staying at a hotel and they had a fire drill and you had to go stand outside in the parking lot in the middle of the night in your PJs with a bunch of strangers?

[Dream]

Haha nope, I can't believe hotels actually do that though. I imagine a lot of people weren't too happy.

Have you ever had a really bad nose bleed in public that made it look like you just got stabbed in the face?

[Enduronman]

Yes. and thank God I don't have to specify why.

Have you or have you not ever been employed by the circus?

[jessed03]

Lol no. No I have not.

Have you ever learnt to juggle? (Balls that is, not life!)

[Enduronman]

Bahahaa!! No, I haven't.

Do you personally know anyone that thinks they are a "medium"?

[petrified]

Haha my dads neighbour apparently has an indian spirit guide

Have you ever pretended to be a medium?

[Enduronman]

Nope!

Have you ever put rocks in a neighbors hubcaps, tied a shopping cart to a car in a mall lot, or put a for sale sign on a neighbors car with their home number on it?

[jessed03]

Nope!

Have you ever been told by a medium to torment your neighbour and their car?

[Enduronman]

HAAHA!!! No, I was the brainchild for those deviant acts.

Have you ever wrapped a piece of duct tape around a driveshaft about 10" long and put a rock into the end of it, so when the car takes off it sounds like it may just need a $1000 repair because the rock is banging on the floorpans? :)

[jessed03]

No... At least, not yet ;)...

Have you ever gotten into a fight with your neighbour? (I feel I've gotta ask)

[petrified]

Nearly I have a neighbour who thinks my son should only play inside and not in my garden

Have you ever stuck cling film over a toilet?

[Enduronman]

Nope! They fully understand that I may be just abit..off. LOL!

Have you ever lifted the back of someones truck with a forklift and placed concrete blocks under the rear axle so that the wheels are just above the ground, so when they were ready to leave and put the truck in gear, it went no where..and they thought they're transmission must have just, broke? :D

[Enduronman]

Yes.

Have you ever "short sheeted" a bed?

[jessed03]

Lol, no and no... I'm beginning to see I haven't lived enough yet!!

Have you ever deleted a new message on someone else's phone so they wouldn't know you've read it?

[Enduronman]

No. But I have hacked and placed my own texted replies into others phones! Go live it up J03!!

Have you ever put christmas lights in someone tree in their front yard, and ran the cords to your house with the lighting controls..in July?

[jessed03]

Lol no, but that... That's a funny prank. July! That's one of those ones where you gotta hold your hands up and laugh when it happens to you!

Have you ever...paid for something with money you knew was fake?

[Enduronman]

This game is very amusing to me, I love revisiting certain past moments like these...:)

Did you ever have a friend ask you if you knew about cars, and if you would look at his for a minute? Only to tell him that it sounds like it has a bad "sputter valve" so he should go call around and price them out? And listen to him say "I need a sputter valve" to everyone he spoke to, 8 times? :P

[NeverToo...Fear]

hah, no...

Have you ever been mad at someone for something all day long, and then at the end of the day realize that you really misunderstood the situation and that you never needed to be so mad in the first place (and then feel guilty afterwards for being so mad at them) ?

[tailspin]

hah, no...

Have you ever been mad at someone for something all day long, and then at the end of the day realize that you really misunderstood the situation and that you never needed to be so mad in the first place (and then feel guilty afterwards for being so mad at them) ?

OMG, YES! This happens to me a lot!

Have you ever driven at night and forgotten to turn your headlights on and you just couldn't figure out why other drivers were honking and flashing their lights at you?

[jerilyn]

Yes, & have you ever cried your way out of a traffic ticket?

[petrified]

No I have never had one

Have you ever used either your femininity or masculinity to get what you wanted?

[AmberGbenga]

Hahaha yes yes always yes.


Have you ever done something bad, but felt good about it?

[jessed03]

Duh!

Have you ever faked a phone call to get out of something? (Or away from someone xD)

[Mrs2B]

Yes, both I think....

Have you ever driven stoned then crashed into your own gate and pretended to your parents it was your wwatward bf/gf??

[jessed03]

Lol no. It's nice and evil though!

Have you ever... wondered if there's more to life other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?

[Enduronman]

what a fun morning already! Driven, stoned, crashed, into a 4 ton boulder and multiple fences before I even got out of my condo complex..and put the car half in and half out of the garage..and closed the door on it..."Son, what happened to your car?" "What car?" BAAAHAAAHA!!! Yes, mostly..

Have you ever drank 17 shots of tequila, popped a lude, smoked a jay, and then get into the car and go driving to see what might happen..intentionally?

[petrified]

No can't say I ever have

Have you ever spent a night wrapped around the toilet?

[Enduronman]

Yes! but that was 28 years ago....

Have you ever skipped school, to go to other schools to wander the halls, vandalise, and torment other students and teachers and then run to other corridors, levels, or stairways knowing that you'd never be caught because no one had ever seen you before?

[jerilyn]

Skipped school yes. Gone to other schools, why?? O! funny.

[Enduronman]

Yes. Other High Schools, during school hours. Pretend as if we were students there. Hilarious!!! I won't give specific details, but it was a blast!!!

Have you ever picked up the shittiest looking worn out furniture from the front of someones home that they were throwing out, and taken it to a ritzy housing addition and placed it in front of a million dollar home, as if THEY were throwing it out?

(Gawd, I don't know if I should share all of these entertaining things that I'd done because someone might figure out how my brain works. NOT!)

[jerilyn]

Moving old furniture? That's AWESOME!! Have you ever set it up then sat on it like it was your own living room?

[Enduronman]

No.

But I did take a cushion off of one of those shitty couches and tie a 20' piece of masons twine (unbreakable) to that cushion, and also to the back of a neighbors car while gently placing the cushion atop the rear axle so that the wind would force it out once 20mph was acheived..and he drug the damn thing all the way to Louisville....100 miles away! (He called me. Everyone was looking at him at pointing for an hour!!! He pulled in to get gas, went inside, and someone came up to him and said "Musta been a rough night eh?"...Um, Why? "You've been dragging a couch cushion behind your car for miles"...WHAT!!! BAAHAAAHAA!!!!).... OH, I have more.....True.

Have you ever waited until the opportune moment, to flip the main power breaker of a persons home, when the Super Bowl game was on in the closing seconds of an attempted field goal kick to win the game...and no one even knew you were there?... :D

[tailspin]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! E-Man, I daren't even imagine what you get up to on April Fool's Day if these are the kind of practical jokes you play on a daily basis!!!

Anyhow....No!!

Have you ever been caught at work doing something really embarrassing, or something that you absolutely should not have been doing?

[Enduronman]

HAAHA!!! I have personally done all of those idiotic things that you've read. And, I laughed hysterically before, during, and after each event. Never to be forgotten...

Nope, never been caught at work for anything wrong. Oh wait, um, yes...but I can't share it here!!!

Have you ever cut down a 16' tall maple tree and then dug a hole in the middle of someones front yard to stand it up there so when they returned home from work, they suddenly had a 16' tree in the yard that they couldn't recall? (The grass around it was left undisturbed)...She yelled for her husband to ask him how long it had been there!!

[AmberGbenga]

Ahh can't say I have hahaha


Have you ever cut your dogs claw to short and it started bleeding and you cryed for hours trying to hold it and kept saying sorry... Yep.. Hahaha

[NixonRulz]

No but my boys had big Lane out in almost a foot of snow for 2 hours today. She can't put one of her back legs on the ground. I feel bad but I am quickly getting over it.

Have you ever looked in the mirror and got a tear in your eye because you absolutely love mirrors?

[Enduronman]

No..but my mom did that last week to a shitzu that I gave to her last July..and told her to never cut his nails to save $5!!! She told me about it 10 times...grrrrrr

Have you ever smeared vaseline underneath everyones door handles, on their cars, at a grocery store?

[tailspin]

No!

Have you ever participated in a weird therapy workshop?

[Enduronman]

No. But I was discharged (honorably) from an inpatient drug therapy program 3 weeks early because all the other patients wouldn't pay attention to the mental health workers when I was there. I was entertaining.. LMAO!

Have you ever ran 30 pound test fishing line across a roadway at night and tied the ends of it to plastic kids yard toys?

[AmberGbenga]

Ahh no.. Can't say i have and it's not on my to do list haha

Have you ever kissed the same sex to get what you wanted?

[Enduronman]

No. But I have watched American Pie 2 and laughed hysterically during that entire scene! BAHAAAHAHAAHA!!!

Have you ever eaten raw kale, brocolli, sweet potato, and beets for dinner?

[tailspin]

Sure have!

Have you ever drunk-dialled your ex and told him/her you've still got the hots for him/her?

[Enduronman]

Hell no!!! LOL!!

Have you ever put makeup, nail polish, cut half of the hair off of, and written all over a drunk passed out person with a permanent marker?

[tailspin]

LOL! No!

Has anyone ever done the above to you?

[Enduronman]

LMAO!! NO!!! You know that it wasn't going to be ME that passed out after all that shit I did to everybody! I gotta watch my back! BAHAAAHA!!

Have you ever known anyone that had a "favorite recliner chair" that they thought was only their own to sit in, and you flipped it over and tied ropes around all the reclining components so that it wouldn't do a damn thing when they tugged, pulled, pushed on the handle?...AND, you audio recorded it with a tiny micro recorder because you wanted to relive their dismay?....HAAHAAAHA!!!!

[tailspin]

LMAO! Is it always the same guy you play these tricks on? Or do you have a lot of different, um, victims? ;)

No!

Have you ever ziplined above the tree canopy?

[AmberGbenga]

Ahh i don't even know what that is.. So I'm gonna say no haha

Have you ever been to Australia :)

[Enduronman]

Different victims....
No, but the group Men At Work was awesome in the 80's..

Have you ever pulled someone behind a motorcycle, that was on a bicycle?

[tailspin]

LOL. No!

Have you ever driven off forgetting you had left something on the roof of your car? (coffee, shopping, etc)

[Dahila]

yes, have ever eaten cucumber with honey:))?

[Enduronman]

Yes. with honey and vinegar. A sore throat will disappear instantly and never return.

Have you ever hit the side of a police car with a giant rotten tomatoe while it was moving?

[tailspin]

No!

Have you ever been buying hemorrhoid cream at the store and your nosy neighbor suddenly appears right behind you in line?

[jessed03]

Lol. Nope, but isn't that always the way in life!

Have you ever had a conversation with somebody who knew you, only, you couldnt remember them?

[NeverToo...Fear]

Yes, but it was usually with someone who knew me from when I was little...

Have you ever eaten an entire chocolate cake ?

[AmberGbenga]

Not at once but I have over a day or two!!

[AmberGbenga]

Have you ever eaten anything like a leaf or an ant it something

[Enduronman]

I eat leaves everyday and I love eating worms, alive. (NOT)

Have you ever convinced your nephew to get into a cardboard box and ride it down a stairway in an old house, only to realize that he was going to collide with a refridgerator at the bottom after pushing him?

[NixonRulz]

Yes! I did that today! What are the odds you would ask that?

Have you ever been a little too attracted to your spouses sister/brother?

[tailspin]

Hell no.

Have you ever seen your neighbor, who you despise, riding up the street on his horse and felt the overwhelming urge to barrel on up to him in your monster truck and say, "how's that for horse power, sucker!!!!!"?

[NixonRulz]

No! But I do not like horses so I may try to wound it as I pass by

Have you ever re gifted ?

[Enduronman]

Yes, a stupid Chia Head passed for 8 years and made it back to me!

Have you ever watched all 3 Matrix movies?

[jessed03]

I haven't. I haven't matched all Matrix! You know those films where you keep meaning to watch them, but it never happens. Matrix are those films for me.

Have you ever watched titanic, then decided to grow your hair out all long and wavy, and get people to start calling you Jack?

[jerilyn]

False.

Have you ever seen yourself in a tv character?

[jessed03]

False.

Uh, yeah me too.. That'd be sad...

A little. House. Lol.

Have you?

[Dahila]

yes
Have you ever made soup to salted and did not believe when others complained?
(I mixed the threads? Did I not?)

[jessed03]

I always just use the same small pinch of sea salt. Never any complaints ;)

Have you ever cooked something for people that you thought wasn't nice, but they enjoyed?

[Dahila]

yes
Have you ever bake something on hot concrete?

[NeverToo...Fear]

Have you ever bake something on hot concrete?

^ You mean like how Eddie cooks chicken on the hot rocks in Vegas Vacation?
http://youtu.be/beWjk_Q6yZ4?t=1m5s

...can't say I have ;)

Have you ever known when someone was obviously lying to you ?

[janey]

Nope. I'm sooo gullible. I believe everything people tell me. :D

Have you ever had an itchy nipple all day?

[tailspin]

Yes!

Have you ever streaked?

[Enduronman]

oh gawd...yes.

Have you ever been in a car that stalled and stopped running, only to lift the hood and begin to remove the spark plugs BEFORE looking at the gas gauge? E.

[jerilyn]

No, I have not, but I ran out of gas once. Would removing the spark plugs have helped?

Have you ever cheated at a card game using math? theres a cool movie about that, and it made me want to do it.

[Dahila]

yes
have you ever loose money to win it almost immediately?

[jessed03]

I have yes. Lost money, then placed all the rest on one colour and it won.

Have you ever won any money on lottery?

[janey]

No, I have not, but I ran out of gas once. Would removing the spark plugs have helped?
LOL!!! No, he was saying he didn't realize his gas tank was on 'E' and he was checking the spark plugs instead, which are a common reason why a car won't start.

Nope. I've never 'loosed' money to get it back shortly after. :P

Have you ever wanted to be lotion in a bottle and then rubbed all over someone sexy?

EDIT: JESSE WTF. I was answering that! Thank you.......-_- Ahole

[jessed03]

Yes... But you were out that day so I got rubbed over your dad instead :-/

Have you ever gone a whole week without shaving your legs?

[janey]

Yes, I have! Thanks for asking. Have you?!

Have you ever not showered after sex?

[jessed03]

I've gone like 24 years without shaving them :p

And ew @ you. Just ew.

Have you ever been on a forum chat room, but gone missing for an hour to talk to your sister, then when you got back realized people had trolled the hell out of it, and got so upset you had to call your sister straight back??

[janey]

No, but I know someone who has...

Have you ever taken a picture with a guitary looking violin in a suit and showed it to everyone on a chatroom?

[jessed03]

What are you talking about? People dont do that, that's just weird!!!!!

Have you ever been told by people your eyes don't make them feel safe?

[janey]

Yes, I've been told I have RAPE-EYES.

Have you been told that you're too pretty to have anxiety?

[jessed03]

Lol, Erin <3 she's probably modelling somewhere now.

Have you ever posted loads of pics of yourself in a chat room when you weren't getting attention?

Edit: And for extra credit, did you get more upset when no one cared about your pics?

[janey]

I like to spam pictures of myself in front of my truck after I just took creatine.

Have you ever made cheesy memes of yourself?

[jessed03]

I like to spam pictures of myself in front of my truck after I just took creatine.

Have you ever made cheesy memes of yourself?

This is why feuds happen. Everyone knows who you're talking about...

And yes, I like making memes!!! Nothing wrong with that!!

Have you ever worn bright purple trousers, with stripey socks, black shoes and red face?

[jessed03]

What? No reply? That's righttttttttt

Walk away to yo momma!!

[janey]

LOL There's something wrong with your monitor. My pants were royal blue and my face was not red!!!!!!! :P WAHBAM.

Have you ever gone on webcam wearing an ugly blue shirt and messy ass hair?

[jessed03]

When Nixon gets here, he's gonna ruin you, and I'm gonna laugh ;)

Have you ever been ruined by Nixon:

Janey 'yes'

[jessed03]

Have you ever told one person in a group you love them, but not the other one?

[janey]

Yes. <333 Nixon. <333

Have you ever wanted to smoke?

[jessed03]

xD

Have you ever played so much League that you lost track of reality?

[janey]

Yeah and then I tell everyone about the renovations going on in my house for an hour. xD

Have you ever showed people in a chatroom a picture of yourself with inverted colors so that you look blue as a way of hiding your true identity?

[jessed03]

xD xD

Btw... It's a storm... Look close, there's lightning...

Have you ever spent ages looking for numbers for blood donation and social security centres, and charities to give to somebody, only for them to do nothing with them, and just go back to playing league and thinking about death?

[janey]

Hahaha. Yah that happened to me once.

Have you ever wanted to talk about Nic's boobs all day?

[jessed03]

Hahaha xD

Has your dad ever built a new house and said you could live in it with him, but then later changed his mind cos he realised you were just too depressing to live with, and instead made you stay back at home in your dangerous attic full of poisonous lead paint?

[janey]

LOL!!!! Because your girlfriend kicked you out because you don't pay rent and instead lives with another male?

Have you ever wanted to take a shower and then go to eat Chik Fil A?

[jessed03]

I would love to see what Andy is doing right now. I wish Id found out his league tag.

Have you ever wished you'd stopped gaining weight when you reached 125lbs, instead of riding it all the way to 150?

[janey]

:P

Have you ever washed your hair with vinegar while listening to Iggy Azalea and swishing with vegetable oil?

[jessed03]

Lol. Iggy <3

Have you ever had no money, no family and been 16 in the middle of Miami?

[Enduronman]

Nope. I was in Myrtle Beach SC!

Have you ever called the police and reported that someone stole all of your guns? (while on a jobsite building a house and you were referring to your "air nailer guns" but the police showed up in full force)?....

[missechelon]

In a way yes my husband had his nail gun stolen and I have never seen the police get here so quick and when they said oh just a nail gun I replied is that not just as dangerous :0

Have you ever gone in a first date and bit realised you spilt something on your shirt before you left

[janey]

No, but if I did I could care less. :P Unless my first date is with Jesse. He's so fracking picky and touchy about shit like that.

Have you ever slept in the ghetto?

[jessed03]

YES! Yes I have done that! Me and my dad rented a luxury car to drive from SF, to LA... Only we got lost and ended up around Compton! We were so tired we pulled over and slept, but so many dudes were knocking on the window we got scared and drove the heck away.

Have you ever made sure you sent an Xmas card to someone in time for Xmas?

[janey]

Nope.

Have you ever not given someone your address when they asked for it to send you an Xmas card?

[petrified]

Yes

Have you ever used something other than wrapping paper to wrap a gift?

[tailspin]

Yes!

Have you ever been given a Xmas gift and you absolutely hated it and you just right out told the person there and then that you hated it?

[NixonRulz]

No. That would be horrible.

Have you ever been judged by someone who is not God, for cycling creatine, only to find out there was a real reason it was necessary after you tried to make them look like a freak show on a forum after they confided things with you?

[janey]

No, I can't say that I have.

Have you ever wanted to swing on a star and carry moon beams home in a jar?

[jessed03]

Not so much...

Have you ever made it to the Milky Way to see the lights were faded, and that heaven was overrated?

[Dream]

Never been to space.

Have you ever accidentally thrown up in your mouth and swallowed it?

[Cullingford]

OOh no

Have you ever been skinny dipping ?

[Enduronman]

Uh YEAH!!!

Have you ever shoved macaroni up your nephews nose?

[janey]

If I had a nephew, I would shove elbow macaroni up his nose.

Have you ever been hated or discriminated against?

[jessed03]

No.

Have you ever not been God, yet judged someone for cycling creatine when there was a really good reason for it, then not apologized for doing so?

[janey]

[That was an Eminem reference...Can't believe you missed it!]

Uhm...No, I can't say that I've done that. I've never not been God.

Have you ever ran out of TP while you were #2-ing?

[NeverToo...Fear]

Yes.. usually because someone else always leaves just ONE half sheet on the roll and I don't notice until it's too late.. Like wtff ? Changing the roll of toilet paper doesn't cause brain damage!

Have you ever used someone's tooth brush to scrub a toilet and then put it back and watch that person brush their teeth with a vindictive smile on your face ?

[NixonRulz]

First of all, women don't go #2. Thats a perfume factory back there.

No. I don't scrub anything with any toothbrush.

Have you ever woke up with someone after a night out and looked to the sky like Andy Dufraine and screamed "Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy?????"

[janey]

Nope.

Have you ever fell asleep while driving?

[jessed03]

Nope, have you ever dreamt you were driving while asleep?

[NixonRulz]

Indeed I have

Have you ever just wanted to smoke?

[jessed03]

I have.

Have you ever just said f*ck it and smoked?

[Dahila]

yes, I have
Have you ever wet your bed:))))))) ?

[NixonRulz]

Yes I have. As a kid. I now have a really big litter box.

Have you ever drank the worm in the bottom of a tequila bottle?

[jessed03]

No the worms my drinking buddy!

Have you ever eaten snake?

[MiST]

No, but i hear it tastes like chicken..:D

Have you ever had a bird poop on your head when out in public?

[SamC]

Oh yes and despite the old wives tail its def not lucky ... that same day i was on way to college, that happened, then i fell and ripped a hole in my trousers so of course i had to go home, did get the day of school tho so kinda lucky lol :)

Have you ever been fighting that little voice in your head (anxiety) but accidently said it out loud in a public place??

(e.g i told myself to get a grip in a shopping centre i got some funny looks that day haha)



** lol frankiefc you beat me too it - yes me i have no middle name :D

Have you ever been fighting that little voice in your head (anxiety) but accidently said it out loud in a public place??

[NixonRulz]

Who the hell is Mumford?

Have you ever thought" it isn't the thought that counts because this gift sucks."

[jessed03]

Yeah. Whoever made that saying up was either lazy or a cheapskate.

Have you opened an Xmas gift yet, even though it's not for another two more sleeps?

[NixonRulz]

No but you said it should arrive by tomorrow.

Have you ever started being kinda mean to your girlfriend/boyfriend so they would break up with you so you wouldn't feel guilty?

[jessed03]

Lol yes. Works as well!

Have you ever had to press a button to raise a bridge, but pressed the wrong one and set off the rape alarm, then, just so you didn't get in trouble with the police or your boss, called a random black guy up from the street by telling him you were in danger, then blamed the rape on him?

[angharadp81]

Haha no !

Have you ever slept with 4 cats in you're bed !

[Cullingford]

No

Have you ever read the book 4 cats in your bed its by Claude Balls