Anxiety Disorder - a global conspiracy? Zooikss!

[dazza]

Through desperacy & advice, anxiety disorder sufferers look to improve their lifestyles by quitting smoking, drinking less, eating more healthily, exercising more and so on.

I just had a random thought...

Imagine if anxiety disorder was a man-made virus which is being deliberately spread amongst us such that we are forced to make the above lifestyle changes!

A global conspiracy between governments & the medical profession, if you like.

Ya never know!

lol

<que twilight zone theme tune>

[jhunter89]

Wouldn't that end up costing the government more money?

[dazza]

<stops twilight music>

Maybe short-term, but the knockon's may reverberate for eternity...

<resumes twilight music>

[joshbagosh]

I thought about this too.... Like the government created this concoction causing anxiety so everyone spends time and money in the hospitals. But at the flip side, I don't have the insurance or money to pay these stupid bills! Lol...

[jhunter89]

I suppose gyms and health clubs would benefit lol

[jhunter89]

We'd need more drs and nurses cos Hospitals would be full of people convinced they're dying! Lol

[dazza]

Forwells,

My sentiment, exactly.

If, by definition, anxiety disorder is a contentious mindset (where we want to do something but are brainwashed into thinking we can't), then little wonder there is such confusion and worry amongst us.

Enjoy that burger at McDonlads but MIND THE FAT WHICH CLINGS TO YOUR ARTERY WALLS.

Go for a run but DON'T RUN TOO FAR - YOU'LL FUCK UP YOUR KNEES

you get the picture...

[dazza]

We'd need more drs and nurses cos Hospitals would be full of people convinced they're dying! Lol

<stops twilight music... scratching the vinyl... oops>

Only for now!

Once everyone has been through the anxious hell-hole and come out the other side, healthy... health services would benefit.

<restarts music>

[jhunter89]

<stops record and chucks it out the window>
ha!

[jhunter89]

Aw feels bad now :(
<puts some Michael Jackson on>

[dazza]

Billie Jean!

Now ya talking

EEEE HEEE, OWWWWW..

<moonwalks off to bed>

night! mmwwaaahhhhh!

[jhunter89]

Night spazza dazza x