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dazza
08-21-2012, 01:49 PM
1.
Chest pains, arm pains and tingles in my feet
Stomach cramps, acid reflux - I just don't wanna eat
What was that? a little twinge or something really bad?
God knows, you think the worst when YOU got fucking GAD!

OOOOOooohhh... (chorus)

Fuck YOU anxiety you nasty piece of shit
Just when I think i'm good to go you throw a another fit
Well listen here and listen good; your time is running out
I've learnt your ways, it's time to pay for the shit you're dishing out

2.
My neck is stiff, I'm burping lots, got numbness in my face
Derealisation has me feeling like i float in outer-space
You knock me down so many times it's making me so MAD!
Doctor, doctor help me PLEASE coz I got fucking GAD!

OOOOOooohhh... (chorus)

Fuck YOU anxiety you nasty piece of shit
Just when I think i'm good to go you throw a another fit
Well listen here and listen good; your time is running out
I've learnt your ways, it's time to pay for the shit your dishing out

3.
Heart is racing, feet are pacing - my head's about to blow
Palpitations, strange sensations I think I'm gonna throw...
Intrusive thoughts, tunnel vision are just the start of it...
FUCK YOU ANXIETY, YOU NASTY PIECE OF SHIT!!!

OOOOOooohhh... (chorus)

Fuck YOU anxiety you nasty piece of shit
Just when I think i'm good to go you throw a another fit
Well listen here and listen good; your time is running out
I've learnt your ways, it's time to pay for the shit you're dishing out


:-)

Darren, August 2012

Enduronman
08-21-2012, 01:56 PM
BAAHAAHHAAHAAAA!! Dude! Copyright that NOW!!! Before T-Pain sees this!!!... LMAO!!!!

jhunter89
08-21-2012, 02:06 PM
Wheeyy. I want 10% of the profits lol

Tristanayoubi
08-21-2012, 02:12 PM
Lol enduron! T-pain?!! Hahahah

natigirl513
08-21-2012, 07:37 PM
This is fuckin awesome I just had weird pains go my chest and legs an I saw now its gone !

1Laticia
08-21-2012, 10:45 PM
Love this!!! Fuck you Anxiety!!

dazza
08-22-2012, 02:24 AM
This is fuckin awesome I just had weird pains go my chest and legs an I saw now its gone !

haha! really?

That'll be £150 please!

I may start an anxiety group and sing this to my patients... :-D

jessy
08-22-2012, 09:13 AM
Lol :-)
Love it

natigirl513
08-22-2012, 10:16 AM
Lol its like the movie Ted the thunder song lol look it up if you haven't heard.

Tristanayoubi
08-22-2012, 12:31 PM
Lol its like the movie Ted the thunder song lol look it up if you haven't heard.

Fuck you thunder, you can suck my dick!

dazza
08-22-2012, 05:11 PM
Lol its like the movie Ted the thunder song lol look it up if you haven't heard.

The rhyme pattern is similar to Ted's thunder song!

Good movie, but not as funny as I had hoped.

Seth should make a family guy film I reckon... using real characters and cgi.

natigirl513
08-22-2012, 06:38 PM
Lol I love that song. Its my ring tone